Welcome to Monday Night Raw my War Gods! Let the excitement begin!!
The backlash of Battleground will be felt tonight! Will Big Shows interference in the WWE Championship match cost him severely? Will we see Maddox be punished for screwing up Battleground? I hope so!
Let the Raw shooting of words begin!
Raw begins recapping Battleground and Big Show punching around Daniel Bryan, Armstrong, and Orton! Big Show unleashed and unrated!
Stephanie McMahon is the first to start the show off. She begins by addressing how the main event at Battleground got ruined due to one selfish man. She calls Big Show out to accompany her in the ring. Big Show begins to address her and she abruptly stops him with a quick “shut up!” She continues by saying that Big Show may have problems at home, work, and personal life and that he can’t control himself in stressful situations. Steph pretty much runs down Big Show that he’s pathetic and can’t manage his life. Big Show does not have the right for free will, he doesn’t even have a soul; and all this is because Steph and Hunter own Big Shows mortgage and life, apparently. Steph wants Big Show to get on his knees and beg for forgiveness. Show laughs it off and says no. Big Show begins by agreeing he knocked out Randy, because he couldn’t take it anymore. He knocked out Bryan cause that’s what Steph asked. Steph pushes Big Show and begins slapping him asking him; “Whatcha gonna do?, You gonna cry?” He takes the slapping with a smirk on his face as if he’s enjoying it.. Steph gets annoyed and eventually just fires Big Show all of a sudden. Big Show walks off yelling “I’m fired? Fine, I’m fired!” Will he knock out Triple H tonight?
Dolph Ziggler vs. Damien Sandow
Wow my wife does not like Zigglers ripped shirt.. Honestly she keeps repeating Dumb, Dumb, Dumb..
This is a rematch from the kick off show at the Battleground PPV. Sandow knee appears to not be hurting him anymore as it did last night. Sandow starts it off quickly; with a clinch overpowering Ziggler, followed by a shoulder thrust in the corner, and wears Ziggler down with a chokehold. Ziggler fights back but gets caught with a quick elbow from Damien. Ziggler continues to get beat down by a very aggressive Damien Sandow. I don’t like the guy that much, but I do like the aggressiveness in this match.. Sandow continues the beat down by bringing Ziggler back down in a leg lock. Ziggler fights out but manages to get thrown to the outside. A quick kick and punch has Ziggler back into the ring in pain. Sandown continues the aggressiveness into the commercial.. Dam commercials!! I would use my WWE App but the things sucks some time for streaming videos…
We come back with Sandow continuing bringing the pain. Another shoulder thrust to Ziggler in the corner followed by a side back drop. Sandow performs his fancy what-ever-the-fuck-it’s-called elbow, and gets a 1..2..Ohh! Sandow takes the action to the outside and slams Dolph right into the ring post. Rolls him in and pins Ziggler for the 1..2..Oh! A quick reversal in the corner has Damien going shoulder first into the padded turnbuckle. Ziggler brings his own intensity with flying punches and repeated fists to Sandows face. Taking him to the outside and connecting a sliding drop kick. Ziggler follows Damien down and delivers elbows to his head. Ziggler gets him back into the ring and repeats with more fists to Damien’s head. Sandow reverses the Zig-Zag and grabs Ziggler in a double arm suplex. Damien Irish whips Ziggler, but finds himself getting rolled up and has a fameasser connect for the 1..2..3!
Winner Dolph Ziggler by Pin.
Backstage Segment: Brad Maddox gets a talking too by Stephanie McMahon about how he screwed up last night. The blackout, Re-instating Armstrong, The Rhodes Family Winning, and Big Show interfering with the main event match. Steph wants Brad to go out later in the show and apologize to the wwe universe and to tell them how he will make up for it.. Brad tried blaming Hunter, but Steph stopped him immediately. Man I forgot how intense Steph can be, I swear to god she’s one intimidating women.
If you watched the faulty WWE APP you would see the introduction of Bruno Samartino in his hometown. The 78 year old celebrated his birthday and had the WWE universe sing it to him.. The guy looks great for 78.
Alici Fox, Askana, Rosa Mendez vs. Natalya, Eve Marie, Jo Jo
This is a 6 diva tag match; Natalya starts things off against Askana and Nat just out submissions and keeps Askana down. Eve gets tagged in just bored me!!! They were on the ground crawling around for such a while. Rosa gets tagged in and has become a bright blonde.. Almost didn’t recognize her, anyways she did some moves on Eve, and tagged in Alicia. Eve and Alicia go for a bit with nothing interesting. Eve sidesteps a running knee and gets Natalya in. Natalya just takes it to Alicia’s team and delivers a huge close line to Alicia Fox. A quick sharpshooter has Alicia Tap Tap Tap.
Winners Natalya, Jo Jo, Eve Marie by Submission
FYI: Jo Jo didn’t even do anything.. At all.. Seriously is she getting air time because she’s Orton’s girlfriend?
Anyways, Right away; Brad comes out right after the match to apologize to the universe. He makes a main event match at Hell in a Cell, in a Hell in a Cell for the WWE Championship; Daniel Bryan vs. Randy Orton. A special stipulation though has Maddox providing the WWE universe the ability to pick the special referee. The first selection is Booker T. Booker comes out and says that he will do what’s best for business, Fail!
Another WWE App installation, Fuck me!!! People install the WWE App!! Let’s show you how! Because no one knows how!!
Wow though, Jerry the King even addressed for us to not get angry at them.. Well then stop showing it! We know how to install apps.
3MB Jinder & Drew vs. Los Matadores
What happened to Drew’s hair? Was he in an explosion? Diego, I think; starts things off against Jinder. Some quick kicks and fancy hurricanrana’s has Fernando tagged in. Fernando though gets stopped by Jinder and Drew gets tagged in. Drew keeps the pressure on but eventually Los Madatores gets their move in, don’t know the name of it yet; but with that they finish it with a 1..2..3…
Winners Los Matadores by Pin.
I didn’t like the match. That was boring.. Sorry War Gods it’s just my opinion.
Heyman and friends attend the center of the ring. Heyman introduces himself as the best in the world, because he can claim that he beat CM Punk with both hands tied behind his back. But Heyman gives prop that Punk can say that he beat Ryback by pin at Battleground. But he only did this by cheating, cause CM Punk low-blowed Ryback and got the pin afterwards. We see a photo of the leg to the crotch. Punk’s music hits!
Punk comes out mocking Ryback by holding his own crotch.. It’s crotch grabbing time!
Punk didn’t cheat; he kicked Ryback in the nuts to see if he had any!! Ohh in your face Ryback!! CM Punk claims that if he had to do it again he will beat Ryback anywhere, and accepts any challenge Heyman and friends want to make.
Heyman tells Ryback that Punk is bullying him and that Ryback wants him to do something about it. Some babbling from Ryback has requesting Punk to walk down to the ring. But wait! Here comes R-Truth!! Both head towards the ring and all of a sudden we have a tag match..
CM Punk & R-truth vs. Ryback & Curtis Axel
Axel and Punk kick things off, but not much happens considering punk just schools Axel in the clinch and then the floor. He gets Axel in a leg lock and tags in Truth. He gets Truth to leg drop Axel on the back of the head, and Commercials!!
When the app come up All of a sudden Ryback and Truth are in the ring. Ryback though just overpowers and scoop slams Truth down. Truth rolls away from a body splash and locks in Rybacks arm in an arm lock. Truth pulls Ryback in his corner and Punk tags in. Ryback breaks away terrified and quickly tags in Axel. Punk continues his dominance and keeps Axel in the opposing corner. Punk tags Truth an they both perform a double arm hip toss. Truth keeps the advantage for a bit but Axel manages to get a tag to Ryback. Ryback keeps the advantage on by punching, and slamming Truth down. Ryback locks in a bear hug. Truth tries to break free but Ryback slams him down for the 1..2..Ohh! Axel gets tagged in and stomps away at Truths chest. A running kick to Truths head, Axel pins for the 1..2..Ohh! Axel keeps the advantage by a chokehold on Truth. A hard Irish whip to Truth has Axel tagging in Ryback. Slam after Slam to Corner after corner has Truth struggling for air. Ryback throws Truth in the corner with such impact that Truth bounces right back, Ryback gets the 1..2..Ohh! A huge octopus stretch on Truth has him reversing against Ryback but gets him right back into the corner. Ryback went for a huge snack-eyes, but Truth delivers a huge kick to Ryback’s face.. The crowd goes nuts to get Punk into the action. Truth tags Punk in and Punk deliver his Springboard close line, Vintage high knee, bulldog, and top rope elbow drop to Axel. Punk pushes Ryback off the apron and delivers the Go-To-Sleep on Axel. Punk tags in Truth and he delivers his swift leg spinning drop, or whatever it’s called. He gets the 1..2..3!
Winners CM Punk & R-Truth by Pin.
The Next Candidate as the special referee for the hell in the cell match is, Bob Backlund?! Huh!
He starts off by yelling why people should vote for him. That he has a Heck of a reason! He has a heck of a reason, because he doesn’t like saying hell… He will call it down the middle, and if anyone gets in his face he will put in the cross-face-chicken-wing! He yelled through that whole thing, like from deep inside. So the two options now are Booker T and Bob Backlund? The third selection must be a “of course” candidate. We’ll just have to wait and see.
Kofi Kingston vs. Randy Orton
Wow, Kofi’s still alive after what happened to him at Battleground; so let’s put him in a match with Randy Orton. Wife is so happy, as she angrily eats grapes; slowly and agitated.
Orton starts the match focusing on Kofi’s midsection with kicks and hard hits to the back. Randy throws Kofi to the outside where Randy throws Kofi barricade to barricade. Randy rolls Kofi in and gets the 1..2..Ohh! Kofi begins his assault by Irish whipping Orton to the outside. Orton runs back in but gets caught with a flying close line. Kofi again delivers a close line to Orton to take him to the outside. Randy takes a breather and goes for Kofi, getting the upper hand. Orton takes Kofi out of the ring and lays him out with a nice suplex. Kofi gets back into the ring by the 7 count. Randy begins ripping at Kofi’s face and once again throwing Kofi out to the outside; where Randy backdrops Kofi’s spine on the top of the barricade. Orton rolls Kofi in and pins for the 1..2..Ohh! Orton locks in a side chokehold and takes a breather. Kofi connects with some elbows but Orton slams his head back into the mat. Orton takes his aim on Kofi’s legs, stomping on the knee caps and shins. A signature back spine breaker by Orton gets him the 1..2..Ohh! Orton Irish whips Kofi in the corner but Kofi counters the attack and kicks Orton down. Another Irish whip has Kofi sliding in between Orton’s legs, but gets connected with a fast dropkick by Orton.
Kofi exhausted barely manages to get up. Randy pulls Kofi to the corner by his hair. Lifting Kofi to the top rope backfires has Randy take a flying DDT. Both competitors reach their feet and it’s Kofi to connect his momentum booster. Randy stops the boost but gets caught with a corner kick by Kofi; followed by a flying cross body for the 1..2..Ohh! Kofi goes for a springboard move but Randy catches him in mid air for a large power slam. Randy gets the 1..2..Ohh! Randy sets up Kofi for the second rope DDT, but Kofi manages to back drop Orton out of the ring. Kofi gets his sliding kick sidestepped and Orton takes advantage. Delivering a close line, a front suplex on the barricade, and a barricade DDT on the outside.. Orton drags Kofi back into the ring and delivers the RKO, and gets the 1..2..3!
Winner: Randy Orton by Pin.
My wife mumbles in silence at the fact that Randy Orton just won..
Whoa! Daniel Bryan came out and begins attacking Orton. Throwing him to the outside and suicide diving him over the announcer table. Daniel follows Orton and begins punching repeatedly to Orton head. Referees, and back stage officials have a hard time holding Bryan off. Bryan manages to escape them and keeps going after Orton. They all eventually run to the back.
Backstage Segment: Vickie tells some guy that he needs to run his vacation through her next time.. Alberto Del Rio makes his appearance and speaks to Vickie as if he wants her.. In his pants.. I hope they don’t do a Vickie, Del Rio story line.. That would be odd. Anyways Del Rio wants to be known as the face of the WWE because he’s the only champion. Vickie doesn’t look impressed with the come-on, could this be a bad thing for ADR?
The third selection for the special guest referee is of course the guy who will win; Shawn Michaels!! I told you there would be an obvious option. Shawn goes on saying how he is a personal friend of Triple H, how he trained Daniel Bryan, and that he hates Randy Orton; that nothing will sway him in anyone’s preference. He wants the best for the WWE Universe and wants a winner.. HBShizzel is a new saying? Shawn wants it trending? Ohh boy…
Another WWE download app tutorial, this time for Android; because we all now need Apple and Android tutorials, separately and in detail… AHHHH!!
Vickie interrupts the entrance of Alberto Del Ro to introduce Alberto’s opponent.
Alberto Del Rio vs. Ricardo Rodriguez
The match bell rings, but Vickie makes another announcement. At Hell in the Cell, Alberto Del Rio would be defending his World Heavyweight Championship against John Cena. This enraged Del Rio which made Ricardo get a drop kick to the back of Del Rio and rolled him up for the 1..2..3!!
Winner: Ricardo Rodriguez by Pin.
Vickie Laughs, while Ricardo celebrates. Del Rio gets pissed and attacks Ricardo as he celebrates on the announcer table. Alberto kicks Ricardo right in the head and grabs a chair. He locks Ricardo in the chair and gets the cross arm breaker in and tries to break Ricardo’s arm. The refs arrive and break the action up.
So it will be Del Rio and Cena at Hell in a Cell. I thought Cena would come back at the Royal Rumble, Interesting.
Zack Ryder vs. Fandango.
Ok, I’m not paying attention in this match.. It’ll be crappy moves and same old shit from these guys. Don’t expect detail, or any attention from me. Look cats!
Seriously though, this is a breaker match, I’m going for a piss.
Ohh look I came back and there’s a winner after a huge top rope leg drop.
Winner: Fandango by Pin
The winner of the special referee poll is? Of course Shawn Michaels! Booker T walks away saddened and upset that Bob Backlund out polled him by 18%!! Ha!!
So at hell in the cell, it will be Daniel Bryan vs. Randy Orton in a Hell in the Cell match, for the WWE Championship; with the guest referee Shawn Michaels.
The Real Americans vs. Santino Marella & Great Khali.
Ok, once again this Is a rematch from Battleground. It didn’t keep my interest last night, nor do I think it will tonight.. Sigh….
Ok, so pretty much the Real Americans keep Santino down by continues punishment. Santino does his modified stunner and gets Khali tagged in. Khali elbows and slaps Cesaro twice in the corner. A close line to Swagger on the apron has Cesaro going after Khali’s legs. Santino grabs Khali again and performs the Giant Swing to Khali, and as last night the Real Americans get the 1..2..3!
Winners: The Real Americans by Pin
Swagger manages to grab hornswaggel asking “Should we swing him?” Cesaro grabs him and starts rotating the little man. Santino comes from behind and Cobra’s Cesaro to stop the swing. Swagger goes for a close line but a quick duck by Santino has Swagger slam right into a Giant hand by Khali.
Miz TV is coming up next; and his special guest is, himself!? Dammit, I just want Miz to not talk for a bit; why can’t we get that for a few months.. Or years.. Dammit just staple his mouth shut.
Miz begins by his usual Must-See Talk show!! Thank god the Wyatts interrupted him early on!! The lights come back on and behind Miz are Wyatts fun boys. Miz runs towards Bray on the ramp and manages to run by him, kicking Bray into his beard buddies.
Backstage Segment: Steph and Brad Maddox speak about his downfalls and that he has allot to learn. Triple H arrives on scene and claims that he is in the process of cleaning up the mess Maddox made at Battleground. Triple H will be heading to the ring to make sure that everything remains clean in the main event, and to make sure that what’s best for business is done..
The Shield vs. Daniel Bryan & Cody, Dustin Rhodes
Triple H makes his entrance before the match can begin and attends
Goldust and Seth Rollins begin the match arguing. A spit in the face to Seth has him starting punching. Goldust gets the upper hand and manages to get Cody in. Cody delivers a springboard dropkick to Seth. Cody tries for more punches but Seth counters and gets Dean Ambrose in. Ambrose and Seth try for a double team but Cody counters both and keeps the punches and knees to Ambrose. Another quick tag to Goldust has some double kicks delivered to Ambrose. Cody tagged back in goes for the top rope moonsault but gets thrown off by Ambrose into the outside Barricade. The Shield advantage begins. Ambrose gets Cody back in and focuses on his shoulder. A quick close line gives Ambrose the 1..2..Ohh! Roman Reigns gets a tag and delivers a huge elbow to Cody’s head; followed by a pin, 1..2..Ohh! Roman keeps it slow with punches here and there. He tags in Seth Rollins and Seth keeps in a neck lock to keep Cody down. A suplex leads to a pin for the 1..2..Ohh! Seth continues the barrage to Cody by stomping his chest, and getting Ambrose in to cause more pain. Ambrose focuses on Cody’s midsection and keeps him in a few holds for a quick breather. Cody fights back with elbows to the midsection but Ambrose stops it with a knee to the gut. Ambrose lifts Cody to the top rope and attempts a reverse back drop; but Cody reverses and lands the top rope moonsault. Both competitors struggle to get tags but a back body drop on Ambrose has Daniel Bryan tagged in. Bryan’s quick speed elbows Roman Reigns and Back suplexe’s Seth Rollins; followed by a top rope hurricanrana. All competitors get into the ring and the Rhodes family manages to get Roman and Ambrose out of the ring. Daniel gets the Yes Lock on Seth; Ambrose comes in with a chair and smashes Cody in the mid section. The Shield gets Disqualified…… No! Triple H grabs the mic and restarts the match as a no-disqualification match. Seth and Bryan, Cody and Ambrose, and Goldust and Roman continue the punching on each other. Daniel gets Seth down and suicide dives Ambrose and Roman on the outside. While Bryan celebrates, Orton comes out from the crowd and RKO’s him on the ground. Seth rolls Bryan back into the ring and gets the 1..2..3!
Winner: The Shield by Pin
As Triple H walks away, The Shield attacks the Rhodes and Bryan. It looks as if the Shield would take advantage, but the Big Shows music hits! Show slowly walks into the ring as Hunter hides behind the Shield. As show enters the ring, the shield attack and appear to have Show down. But Show pushes them all off and sucker punches Hunter right in the face!!
Big Show walks away satisfied and Daniel Stands above Triple H chanting YES YES YES!!!
Raw ends off on that note!
Big Show is fired, Del Rio fights Cena, HBK will ref the Bryan, Orton Championship Match. Allot happened tonight and now we’ll just have to wait and see what comes out of it.
Thank you for reading my War Gods! Take my words and cause Havoc!
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