3 Words a Day! 31/10/2013


I began a new membership with the gym just around my block.
With the membership, I also got blender to promote healthy eating.
They gave me smoothie recipes to enhance my workout and health.
Yet, I do the complete opposite.
Making unhealthy smoothies for me and my family..
Whatever, you can’t be healthy 24/7.

3 Words a Day! 30/10/2013


I felt a tingling down my spine,
My nerves were overwhelmed.
I know this is the correct thing to do?
But, was this the proper clothing to wear?
My palms sweat, and my breathing thickens.
Today, I meet my girlfriends Father for the first time.
The first impression is always the most important.
So, how the hell do I impress an ex-marine!?

3 Words a Day! 29/10/2013


The day was coming to an end quickly,
I searched the river up and down with no luck.
The recovery seemed hopeless with every passing hour.
Now that darkness blankets the area,
We can do nothing but prey for their safety,

3 Words a Day! 28/10/2013


I heard the loud siren and ran to the console.
I released the pressure valve quickly.
Last thing we need is an overload in our system.
I bookmarked the time in my log if anything should happen.
But after 2 hours, nothing appeared to have been damaged.
Thank god for my quick thinking,

Smackdown SPOILERS Nov.1.2013

Welcome my War Gods, lets rejoice and spread the Carnage!


Smackdown follows a pretty large episode of Monday night Raw.


Daniel Bryan is no longer in the WWE Championship picture, Big Show may or may not coem back, THe Wyatts take over, and Damien Sandow un-successfully cashed in his Money in the Bank Briefcase.


Considering I won’t be able to review tomorrow’s show, here are the quick results of the Nov.1 Smackdown:


– John Cena kicks off SMackdown and discusses the World Heavyweight Championship. Damien SAndow, & The Real Americans interrupt; followed by The Rhodes Brother. The main even is scheudled for a 6 man Tag. John Cena, Rhodes Borhters vs. The Real Americans and Damien Sandow.

– Another backstage promo of the Shield, where the WWE Universe gets a teaser of a possible break-up in the works of the notorious Shield!

– The Usos defeat the Shields (Seth Rollins, and Dean Ambrose).  Big E was at ringside and starred down The Shield after the match.

– Another WWE Shop advertisement segment but this time with Dolph Ziggler.

– Erick Rowan and Luke Harper defeat the Prime Time Players.

– Miz TV: Randy Orton is the guest and RKO’s Miz in the middle of a question.

– The Bella Twins & Natalya defeat AJ, Tamina, and Alicia Fox.

– Triple H pre-tape interview is aired advising the lawsuit and that the Big Show is banned from WWE for life!

– John Cena & The Rhodes Brother defeat Damien Sandow & the Real Americans.

Dark Match

– Daniel Bryan defeats Randy Orton by DQ due to the Shields interference.


There are the spoilers! Run my War Gods, spread the Carnage!!


Monday Night Raw Oct.28.2013 (Hell in the Cell Backlash, Kane Return, Corporate Takeover)

Show: Monday Night Raw

Author: Cade Carnage

(Welcome to my mind)

Date: October 28, 2013

Arena: Amway Center (Orlando, FL)

Welcome my War Gods; read my words and spread the Carnage!


Amway Arena hosts Raw tonight and the entire backlash after Hell in the Cell!

So here’s a quick recap of what happened last night; Punk beat Heyman on top the cell with a kendo stick, Kane returned but didn’t impress, The Rhodes retained their tag team championships against the odds, Cena’s return was successful becoming the new World Heavyweight Champion, and Randy Orton takes advantage of HBK’s super kick on Bryan to become the new WWE Champion.

What will come out of tonight’s Raw? I know HBK will address his decision why he Sweet-Chin-Music Bryan at the ending of his match last night; and will we see Kane give a better performance than his return last night against the Wyatt’s? He failed a scoop slam to Luke Harper and barely touched him when close-lining him to the outside. I commence that as a fail!

Let the verbal-word-mega-machine begin!


Video Recap: Raw begins by recapping HITC where Punk got revenge on Heyman, and Orton became the WWE Champion.


Shawn Michaels will address his super kick later in the night, along with The Randy Orton Championship Celebration.


We begin things off with the new World Heavyweight Champion, John Cena! He enters the arena claiming to has gained weight while slapping the WHC title. He still comes out to a mixed reaction from the crowd.

Cena gets on the mic and yells that he’s back! Cena asks the crowd if they missed him and the crowd begin chanting YES YES YES! He addresses the skeptics that thought it was too early for Cena to return, but he specifically addresses JBL and thanks him for all his negative comments, Cena is making a horrible choice, Cena will re-injure his arm, and that He will Lose. Cena came back to prove him wrong and claim “The Champ is Here!!” He continues by stating that he is ready for action, and that on the European tour won’t get a taste of John, but the whole dam thing! He thanks Del Rio for a great match and claims yet again that the champ is here.

He begins his walk out just as Damien’s music starts, and Damien Sandow makes his way to the ring with purpose. He gets in the ring and claims “The uncrowned champ is here”, even getting Cena to crack a smile. Damien claims that it’s humanely impossible for a triceps to heal in that short amount of time. Damien knows the amount of pain Cena’s in and that the reason for what Cena says, is because he’s afraid Damien will cash in the briefcase on him. Damien threatens to cash it in but decides against it.

He walks pasts Cena and bumps him and attacks Cena with the briefcase directly to his arm. Damien continues slamming Cena with the briefcase and drags him to the corner post to smash his arm against it. Damien runs Cena into the barricade and steel stairs arm first and delivers a chair shot to Cena’s arm while pinning it against the stairs. Damien gets back into the ring and calls a ref down to officially cash in his Money in the Bank briefcase. A ref runs down and grabs the case as we cut to commercial.

John Cena vs. Damien Sandow (World Heavyweight Championship)

We come back to Cena dragging himself into the ring and the ref begins the match! Cena stands tall waiting for Damien’s assault, he delivers a side kick and forearms to Damien’s back. Damien connects an arm breaker for the 2 count, and throws Cena in the corner for another 2 count. Sandown continues by stomping on Cena’s arm and trying to lock in an arm submission. But as usual Cena fights out miraculously and delivers a Belly-to-belly to Damien. Cena tries to get to Damien, but he rolls Cena up and continues kneeing the injured arm. Cena gets pushed in the corner where Damien delivers elbows and a suplex for the 2 count. He locks in another arm lock and gives Cena a breather, but Cena fights out and backdrops Damien as we cut to another commercial.

We return again with both competitors standing throwing punch after punch to each other. Cena goes off the ropes and delivers an elbow to Damien keeping both down to allow the ref to count. Damien gets up first and drags Cena up, but he counters and delivers his backdrop and tried for the 5 knuckle shuffle. Sandow grabs Cena’s arm and gets the advantage quickly and delivers a neck breaker for the 2 count. Damien Irish whips Cena in the corner over and over again until Cena surprises Damien in an AA. Sandow rolls out of the ring as the doctor checks on Cena. Cena rolls out and goes after Sandow dragging him back into the ring. Cena tried to capture the STF with one arm and Damien fights out. As Sandow gets up, he locks in his arm lock neck breaker for the 2 count. He tries for his new finisher your welcome, but John reverses to connect a backdrop-into-a-neck breaker for the 2 count. Both get up at the same time, and Sandow locks in the cross face? He pulls at Cena’s arm and head, but Cena once again uses his power and tries to roll Sandow into the STF; Sandow kicks him off and counters an AA and connects his Your Welcome for the 2 count. The crowd by this point are excited in this good match. Damien lifts Cena to the top rope and tries for the super-plex, but Cena counters with head butts and knocks Damien off. Cena gets to the top and jumps for the cross body and lands on his knee badly. Sandow tries for the pile driver but Cena reverses into a single handed AA and gets the 1..2..3!

Winner: John Cena (Retaining the World Heavyweight Championship)


Backstage Segment: The Shield gives a promo where Ambrose is upset that he has to defend his Championship again against Big E Langston just as he did last night. Dean claims that as the only member of the Shield with a championship, he will win as he always does and that you can believe in that! Roman and Seth look at Ambrose kind of annoyed that he just said that, and end the promo with the “Believe in the Shield”. Will this be the beginning of the end for the Shield?


Dean Ambrose vs. Big E Langston (United States Championship)

The bell rings and Langston goes right for Dean’s mid section with punches in the corner. Dean gets Irish whipped to the opposing corner and delivers a big boot to an oncoming Big E. Ambrose continues the advantage delivering punches to big E’s head and a neck breaker for the 2 count. Ambrose taunts and Big E lands two quick close lines changing the momentum. Big E lands a belly to belly and goes for the Big Splash, but Roman pulls the ropes and takes Big E to the outside. The ref calls for the bell and the Big E Wins.

Winner: Big E Langston

The Shield beat down on Big E as the Usos run out and assist him and gets the Shield out of the ring. But of course Brad Maddox comes out and announces a 6 man tag match to continue in place of the 1-on-1 match. We cut to commercial as everyone sets up for their match.

Big E Langston & The Usos vs. The Shield

We come back to Roman choking Jimmy Uso against the ropes. Ambrose gets tagged in and stomps on Jimmy while he remains on the mat. Ambrose connects a suplex and tags Seth right after, allowing Seth to continue the stomping on Jimmy and continue wearing him down. Jimmy tries to fight out but Seth lands a quick head kick for the 2 count. Seth tags Roman where he lands an elbow drop for the 2 count. Roman drags Jimmy to the Shields corner where Ambrose gets tagged in once again. Ambrose continues the beat down and delivers a running dropkick and wraps a choke hold for a breather. Jimmy connects a jaw breaker and a swinging side kick to Ambrose dropping both competitors; Ambrose gets the tag first to Roman, but Jimmy lands a twisting neck breaker buying him more time. Both Roman and Jimmy simultaneously tag to Seth and Jay, but it’s Jay who keeps the advantage by jumping over Seth, elbowing Roman off the ropes, and delivering a close line to Seth’s head for the 2 count. Ambrose saves the pin but gets Big E coming in to close-line him right outside of the ring. Back inside, Seth lifts Jay on the top rope and tries for the super-plex. Jay counters and jumps for his flying body splash but connects right into Seth’s knees. Seth tags Roman and tries for a double suplex, but it’s Jimmy on the other side that catches Jay and both deliver a super kick to both Seth and Roman. They both connect a second super kick to Seth, but as they turn around Roman double spears them and pins Jay for the 1..2..3!

Winners: The Shield


Shawn Michaels makes his way into the ring to address his actions towards Daniel Bryan at Hell in the Cell. The crowd gives Shawn a mixed reaction as he starts his promo. He asks Daniel to come out to the ring to provide him an explanation face-to-face. Daniels music hits and walks down un-charismatically and without a shirt. HBK asks him to remain calm and that he knows Bryans not happy about what happened at HITC. HBK continues by stating that he didn’t intentionally mean to kick Bryan just as the crowd chants “You sold out!”, Michaels continues by stating that Triple H is his best friend that’s always been there for HBK even in his darkest times. Triple H needed HBK last night and that’s why he did what he had to do. Michaels asks Bryan that he doesn’t have to understand, or even like what he says; all HBK wants is for Bryan to accept his apology and shake his hand. The crowd chants No No No and Daniel doesn’t move. HBK gives him one more lesson, that in the WWE you trust no-one, not HBK, not even his to-be wife; and the least Daniel Bryan can do is shake his hand for what he’s done for him.

Again Daniel doesn’t shake his hand, and this is where Michaels gets nasty. Calling Bryan a little puke and saying that he defended Bryan for 7 months from everyone calling him names; and that even though Bryan may not be a A+ player, HBK is and will always be an A+ player and to show some respect to him by shaking his hand! Bryan reluctantly grasps his hand, but transition into the YES lock as we all see HBK tap tap tap, until the referee’s pull Bryan off of him course.

Bryan stands on the ramp glaring at Shawn Michaels in the ring favoring his arm after the Yes lock.

Will this turn into a HBK vs. Daniel Bryan match?


Backstage Interview: with Bryan and Renee, but all of a sudden the lights go out and Erick and Luke from the Wyatt’s attack Bryan. They run him into the steel ladders and Bray grabs Bryan and performs his Sister Abigail move on Bryan right face first into a steel cage, and slamming a container on Bryans face! Will this re-connect Daniel Bryan and Kane vs. The Wyatt’s? I hope not, why push him back into the mid card.


Los Matadores vs. 3MB

Los Matadores will be facing all members of 3MB. Just a side note, Heath comes out with a huge fishing net to obviously catch El Torito. Catch the little person?

Fernando and Jinder start things off where Fernando throws Jinder around with hurricanrana’s and arm drags. Drew gets a quick tag which distracts Fernando and allows Jinder to connect a high knee. Both Heath and Jinder come in and deliver a double suplex on Fernando for the 2 count. Drew locks in an arm lock to allow Fernando to get the momentum and fight out. But Drew tags Heath and stomps away at Fernando in their corner. Heath taunts just as Fernando moves away from a splash and tags in Diego. Diego lands a missile dropkick to Drew who got tagged in, He lifts him up and plants a few punches. Drew countered and tris for a kick that’s gets caught by Diego who rolls and manages to get Drew to kick Jinder off the apron with a big boot. Drew manages to connect a fast kick to Diego which leaves both competitors down. We turn our attention to Heath on the outside as he goes for El Torito with the fishing net. El Torito crawls under the ring and sprays Heath with a fire extinguisher and gores Heath in the ass. Why isn’t this DQ? Inside the ring, Drew yells at the El Torito which allows Los Matadores to connect their finisher and pin for the 1..2..3!

Winners: Los Matadores.

Heath climbs back into the ring where Fernando gets the fishing net around Heath and El Torito springboards right into Heath.


We get Michael Cole explaining to all of us Smartphone’s illiterates how to download the WWE App for apple..



AJ & Tamina vs. The Bella Twins

Brie is not going to be focused on this match considering Daniel was just attacked and sent to the medical facility, and the video was just replayed as she waits for the match to begin. Cry Brie, CRY!

AJ and Brie start things off with AJ just kicking Brie down and face smashing her face on the mat. AJ forces Brie up to her feet but gets a dropkick delivered to her. Tamina gets tagged in and throws Brie around like a rag-doll. She even pulls her off the top rope by pulling her hair for the 2 count. Tamina keeps her down with a choke hold; but Brie fights to her feet just as Tamina connects 4 head butts for the 2 count. Brie connects a reversed kick to the head and tags in Nikki. She connects a couple of close lines but gets hanged up onto the ropes by Tamina. Tamina elbows Brie of the apron and catches Nikki as she comes off the top rope. Tamina connects a Samoan drop and tags AJ to lock in the Black Widow for the tap tap tap.

Winners: Tamina and AJ


Kane vs. The Miz

This match was made due to the fact Kane choke slammed Miz after he took out Erick and Luke. He was in the right place at the right time.

The bells rings and Miz starts things off aggressively with punch after punch, until Kane stops him with one uppercut punch. Kane connects a big boot and gets the 2 count; he continues by connecting another uppercut punch and tries for a back drop. Miz counters with a chest kick and delivers his corner close line. He climbs the ropes and tries to jump on Kane, but Kane catches him ad lands a high choke slam for the 1..2..3!

Winner: Kane

Kane takes the mic and addresses Stephanie McMahon and asks her to come out to the ring. Steph comes out and stands on the stage claiming “This is close enough”. Kane begins by stating that she’s on a power trip, she’s manipulative, and ruins lives. “But in this day-and-age, it is what’s best for business”. Kane offers to grant his services to Stephanie McMahon “The monster is yours to unleash”. He walks up the ramp and stands in front of Steph; he removes his mask facing away from the audience and hands it over to her. She stands with it lifting it above her head as if it’s a championship; and Kane walks into the back.


Backstage Advertisement: We keep seeing wrestlers advertise items on WWE.com and I find it really bad to watch. And of course free shipment tonight; my wife would have loved that when she bought me the World Heavyweight Championship replica belt, Ohh well!


Video Interview: David Otunga addresses Big Shows law suit against the WWE and how Mr. Wight (Aka Big Show) was wrongfully exploited while under contract, and which tarnished his image, and persona. Otunga claims that this lawsuit could cost the McMahons millions, and losing them control of the company.


Punk comes out and addresses the WWE that he finally slept like a baby last night; and this is because he accomplished the one thing he told everyone he would do, Put Heyman to sleep. Punk turns his attention to Ryback because without Paul all he is is a knuckle dragging Neanderthal. Punk promised to put an end to Paul Heyman which he did, and tonight he will beat Ryback just as the WWE universe wants to see him beaten, Punk Promises!


Video Recap: We get another video recap of Bryan locking in the yes lock to HBK earlier in the night, followed by the attack from the Wyatt’s in the back stage area. Bray claims “The devil made me do it”.


CM Punk vs. Ryback (Street Fight)

This match begins quickly with Punk trying for the first attack, but Ryback lifts and runs Punk right into the corner, delivering shoulder thrusts and chest slaps. He Irish whips Punk into the opposing corner but its Punk who gets the boots up and stops Ryback. Punk Close lines Ryback to the outside and follows with a springboard cross body. Ryback manages to catch Punk in mid air and slams his back against the ring post and throws Punk against the Barricade. Ryback goes under the ring and takes out a table and tries to set it up in the ring. He changes course and goes for Punk, but it’s Punk who gets the kendo stick and slams Ryback with it continuously. Ryback stops the momentum by delivering a spine buster and ready’s himself for the meat hook. Punk counters and delivers his twisting neck breaker and sets up the table. Ryback manages to get Punk up for a power bomb but bombs him on the turnbuckles instead of the table. He lifts Punk on the top rope and tries to super-plex him right onto the table. Punk reverses and tries for another cross body, Ryback yet again catches him and tries to take him through the table; but as Punk slips out, he connects a kick to the head and gets Ryback to lie on the table. Punk goes to the top rope and lands his flying elbow drop and immediately connects his cobra lock to get Ryback to tap tap tap.

Winner: CM Punk

As Punk celebrates, the Wyatt’s music hits and darkness falls as they walk to the ring. Punk stands tall in the ring with the kendo stick waiting for their attack. Bray plants himself on the ramp as Luke and Erick head to the ring. The lights come one and the Wyatt’s attack, Punk tries fighting back with the kendo stick but the size takes advantage and both start beating down on Punk as the crows chants Daniel Bryan, Daniel Bryan! Erick lands his cross body in the corner and sends Punk face against Luke’s Big boot. Bray walks into the ring and tells Punk that “He’s been waiting for this”, and If you don’t remember Punk used to lead the New Nexus where Bray was known as Husky Harris. Punk fights back and head butts Bray but gets planted with a huge close-line by Luke. Bray connects Sister Abigail and kneels above Punk stating “The Devil made me do it”. Who is this devil? Triple H, Paul Heyman considering he called himself the devil at Hell in the Cell, or is it Vince to clean up the mess in the WWE? Hmm, we’ll just have to wait and see.


The Real Americans vs. The Rhodes Brothers

Cesaro and Goldust begin the match as the crowd gets behind Goldust. Both competitors clinch in and out, but it’s Goldust who connect a couple of arm drags and plants Cesaro. Cesaro escapes and tags Swagger, but Goldust still keeps him planted with knees to the gut. The crowd begins their “You still got it” chants as Swagger gets the upper hand and tags in Cesaro. In the Americans corner Goldust fights back and tags in Cody where both deliver a double gut buster back drop to Cesaro. Cody continues the beat down reversing manoeuvres and planting a large front drop suplex on Cesaro. Goldust gets tagged in, and the Rhodes brothers connect a double neck breaker for the 2 count. Goldust tries to drag Cesaro to his corner, but Cesaro pulls out and tags Swagger, just as Goldust tags in Cody. Swagger runs toward Goldust but its Cody who connect a missile dropkick taking the Real Americans outside the ring as we cut to commercials.

We return as Cody fights out of the Real Americans corner. Swagger connects a hard close line and Belly-to-belly and tags in Cesaro. Cesaro lifts Cody from a laying position and slams him to the mat; Cesaro continues to punch away at Cody and tags in Swagger. Cody tries for the tag on Goldust but gets dropped for his efforts. Swagger connects his body splash along with Cesaro’s mid section stomp to Cody and locks in a neck lock to slow things down. Cesaro connects a large European uppercut and Goldust interferes with the 2 count. Cesaro continues to block Cody from standing up, but Cody begins fighting back and delivers a knee to Cesaro’s face to give him the time to tag. Cody reaches and finally gets Goldust in just as Swagger tags in. Goldust connects his vintage throat kick, atomic drop, and knee to the face. Goldust continues the beat down punches Swagger in the corner 10 times and tries to Irish whip Swagger in the opposing corner. Swagger sidesteps but Goldust still gets a scoop slam for the 2 count. Cesaro comes in but both Goldust and Cody close line him out. Goldust connects a top rope cross body on Swagger and Cesaro yet again interferes in the count. Cesaro takes out Cody and Goldust takes out Cesaro as Swagger attacks the legs. Swagger locks in the Patriot lock and gets Goldust to Tap Tap Tap!

Winners: The Real Americans


Video Recap: Earlier match against Cena and Damien Sandow.


Alberto Del Rio comes out to the ramp waving the Mexican flag. He claims that he will have his rematch and that Cena stole his WWE Championship title didn’t win it; but stole it. Del Rio promises to hurt Cena, and that he will attack his arm, over and over until he breaks it. Del Rio promises to win the Championship once again.


Summer Rae vs. Natalya

Fandango and Khali accompany the diva’s match as we cut to commercial during their entrances.

The bell rings and Natalya takes Rae down face first in a leg submission. Ok I’m sorry but I can’t take Summer Rae seriously. She does a plier on the ropes and kicks Nat in the face, followed by a choke in the corner.  She rolls Nat for a 2 count, and locks in a couple of leg submissions. Nat gets pissed off and pushes Rae into the corner delivering knee after knee but a slap stops Nat and has her get rolled up for the 2 count. On the outside Rae taunts towards Fandango and Hornswaggel takes him off the apron. Fandango throws Hornswaggel and Khali connects his chop. Natalya gets the sharpshooter and Rae taps taps taps.

Winner: Summer Rae.


Ok, for some reason my computer just went stupid with the blue screen of death and deleted the last portion of the article. Anyways I’ll make it short because it really annoyed me.

Randy Orton Celebration began with the Wrestlers standing up on the stage. Hunter introduces Randy and Steph starts by telling that all the WWE wrestlers are to look up to and strive to be like Randy Orton. Big Show’s music hits and makes his way down to the ring. The Shield attacks him but the Usos and Rhodes brother attack them to even the odds. Big Show gets to the ring and Hunter and Orton roll out. Big Show grabs a mic and begins by saying that he understands what the restraining order will do to him, but it’s not worth him sitting by and having his stomach turn due to this celebration.

Randy attacks Big Show from behind with the belt, but Big Show turns around and knocks him right out! Hunter stands on the apron starring Big Show down. The crowd begin going crazy wanting Hunter to get in, and just as Hunter begins taking his suit jacket off; the crowd begins to go absolutely nuts. Triple H backs off and remains out at ringside starring big Show down. Big Show laughs it off begins to walk out of the arena. Triple H makes his way back into the ring as Big Show walks up the ramp. Raw ends with Orton struggling to his feet and Triple H pissed off!


So this last segment would have more details but, as stated my computer displayed the notorious blue-screen of death and restarted.. So I lost a bunch of work..

I hope you enjoyed the recap though.


Dam you Windows!

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Rumor: TNA looking to sell?

Source: The Wrestling Observer
According to a reliable TNA source, the Carter family is open to selling TNA Wrestling.

“There’s a lot of moves that are being done behind the scenes,” the source said. “No matter what anyone is going to say right now, there’s big things going on behind the scenes as far as the future ownership of the company, and at this point, god only knows where it goes.”

The source continued. “There’s people looking to get in, and I think the Carters are looking to get out. They’ve lost enough money and all that, and you know as far as what that means, who knows. But they’ve been looking to get out for a while. Now everyone is going to scream at me, but that’s 100%. That’s the stuff that they don’t want you know. They’ve been looking to get out when they didn’t want to fund them anymore.”

Rumored purchasing parties range from Eric Bischoff, Jeff Jarrett, Viacom and even the WWE. According to sources, they’ve been wanting to get out of the wrestling business for several months now, after they’ve thrown everything at the company without any financial success.


Will TNA be sold, or is this another rumor just twinkling in mid air?

Hell in the Cell Results (Oct.27.2013)

Show: WWE Hell in the Cell

Author: Cade Carnage

Date: Oct.27.2013

Venue: American Airlines Arena (Miami, FL)


Welcome my War Gods to The Hell In the Cell Results!!!

Read my words and spread the Carnage!!

Who will be the guaranteed winner for the WWE Championship, and will HBK get involved in the final decision? Will Cena’s Return grant him the World Heavyweight Championship? Will the Heyman and Punks feud end tonight with Punk breaking Heymans face? And will we see The Rhodes continue their win streak retaining their championship? Let the bell ring and the Hell begin!

And on a side note, Big Show is barred from the Arena so his presence has been nullified from any interference to the Randy Orton, Daniel Bryan match; in addition there was word that Curtis Axel has been injured and cannot compete in his Intercontinental match against Big E Langston. The Kick Off match has been replaces with Kofi Kingston vs. (the Money in the Bank Holder) Damien Sandow.

We begin with Josh Matthews introducing his HITC panel Dolph Ziggler, R-Truth, and Kaitlyn who are discussing the matches and possible outcomes for the Hell in the Cell tonight.

Backstage Segment: We also get a backstage segment where Miz requests Bray Wyatt in a match for Hell in the Cell. Vickie cannot sanction the match due to Miz not being medically cleared to compete. Miz states that if he can’t have a match, then there will be a fight. He walks off as Vickie yells after him.

We’re back to the panel where Big E is introduced to discuss the Punk and Heyman match. From there we cut to an interview with the Shield, where they and the panel share their opinions on the triple threat tag team championship match. Big E claims that with Ambrose, Shield always has the advantage. Dean suggests the rookie to quite down, but Big E forces Ambrose to put the US Championship on the line at HITC. A possible matchup for the United States Championship!?

Video Recap: Recapping John Cena’s career and overcoming his downfalls and achievements.

We now begin Hell in the Cell with the kickoff matchup against Kofi Kingston vs. Damien Sandow

Pre Show: Kofi Kingston vs. Damien Sandow (Youtube Match)

Damien starts things off cornering Kofi and delivering multiple punches and stomps until the ref pushes him off. Damien continues his assault with a shoulder bump and tries to connect a knee, but gets stopped with a dropkick from Kofi. Damien rolls out of the ring, and Kofi slides a dropkick to Damien to the outside. Damien gets the upper hand and tries to Irish whip Kofi into the stairs, but it’s Kofi who jumps over them and turns to land on Damien jumping off the stairs himself. Kofi takes Damien back into the ring but Damien gets the upper hand, stomping on Kofi as he climbs in. As he backs off we cut to commercial.

We come back to Damien delivering a hard scoop slam followed by his elbow drop for the 2 count. Damien head butts Kofi’s head against the mat and yells at the ref “Don’t tell me how to do my job!” Damien locks Kofi in an octopus stretch and punches his mid section. The ref asks if Kofi wants to quite, but Kofi counters into his own octopus stretch. Damien, hip tosses Kofi and misses’ legs drop. Both competitors are back up and its Kofi delivering a corner knee and a jumping hurricanrana. Kofi connects his double chest slaps, dropkick, running close line, and boom-drop on Damien. He taunts for the trouble in paradise but Damien counters into a back suplex. Kofi counters the suplex and delivers a corner kick to Damien’s head, and springboards himself on Damien for the 2 count. Kofi gets Damien on the ropes and springboards from the inside to the apron to deliver a dropkick to Damien. Kofi jumps on Damien but gets countered, where Damien connects his new finisher “Your welcome” for the 1..2..3!

Winner: Damien Sandow

We return to the panel where R-Truth states there’s a “Conspiracy Snow-balling” for the WWE Championship between Daniel Bryan and Triple H.  Dolph states that as much as he hates Randy Orton, he will win the WWE Championship tonight.  Josh Matthews takes us to the ring to begin the Hell in the Cell PPV!


The Rhodes Brothers vs. The Usos vs. The Shield (WWE Tag Team Championships)

Goldust & Seth start things off where Goldust connects a close line and Seth tags in Jimmy quickly. Goldust and Jimmy go back and forth with neck locks and an atomic drop. Goldust gets the upper hand and tags in Cody for a double arm snap mare. Cody brings down Jimmy for the 2 count, but Jay got a ghost tag and attempts two pins on Cody where both grant him a 2 count. Both Cody and Jay stand facing each other as the crowd cheers for their abilities. Jay gets the scoop slam and gets the 2 count. Cody pushes Jay into the Rhodes corners where Goldust gets tagged. Jay fights back and gets Goldust into the Uso’s corner where Jimmy tags and gets a corner cross body. Goldust fights back and connects punch after punch on Jimmy. Roman gets a surprise tag on Jimmy as he was Irish whipped, and surprises Goldust getting him to the outside. Roman beats Goldust down outside until he throws him back into the ring. Seth gets tagged and slowly beats Goldust down stomping his face, punching his body, and delivering a running kick for the 2 count. Seth keeps Goldust down with neck locks, and gets Roman tagged in and they both get in a double drop slam on Goldust for the 2 count. Roman keeps Goldust down as the crowd gets behind him. Goldust manages to rollup Roman for the 2 count, but Roman plants Goldust right away and gets the 2 count. Roman stands above Goldust as Seth yells “You ain’t going nowhere!”, “Reach old man!” Goldust tries to fight back and almost reaches for Cody just as Roman drags him back for the 2 count. Roman tries for a back suplex where Goldust reverses and plants the DDT. The crowd begins going crazy for Goldust to tag in, but Seth tags in and dropkicks Cody off the apron before he can tag. Goldust gets Seth out and reaches his corner but finds no one available. Roman tags in and runs for Goldust, but ducks and takes him outside the ring. Goldust reach for the Usos to tag out, but the Shield simultaneously pull them right off the apron. Roman backdrops Goldust and gets the 2 count where Cody interferes with the count. The ref kicks him out and Goldust continues to fight for the tag. Roman throws Goldust to the Shields corner and slowly beats and taunts around Goldust. Goldust struggles to get up as Roman yells trash talk towards him, he pushes Goldust back to his corner but he gets a scoop slam and allows Goldust to get the tag to Cody. Cody comes in with a Springboard dropkicks to Seth, followed by a top rope back flip for the 2 count. Cody continues by connecting a mid section kick to Seth and goes for the disaster kick, but at the same time gets tagged by Jimmy. Seth reverses and throws Cody out of the ring; but as he turns he gets a flying cross body by Jimmy for the 2 count. Jay jumps from the ring to the outside on Roman and Goldust. Jimmy lands a Samoan drop on Seth for the 2 count. Jimmy goes to the top rope but Seth grounds him by shaking the ropes. Codes tags in off of Jimmy and looks to plant the cross roads. Seth reverses and takes Cody to the top rope where Cody counters and superslex’s Seth to the outside; right onto Goldust, Roman, and the Usos. In the mayhem Cody rolls in Seth for the 2 count, just as Jay lands a top rope cross body on Cody. Jay drags Seth to the corner where Roman connects a huge spear planting Jay. Jimmy gets a super kick on Roman and Seth throws out Jimmy. Cody tries for the disaster kick but gets countered, but it’s Goldust who pushes Seth right into the Cross Rhodes to allow Cody to get the 1..2..3!!

Winners: Cody Rhodes & Goldust (Retain WWE Tag Team Championships)


Backstage Segment: Shawn Michaels and Triple H chat and laugh together

Miz’s music hits and seriously walks himself to the ring. He takes the mic and states how the Wyatt’s have gone after him and that due to the attack on Smackdown; he’s not medically clear to compete, but that doesn’t mean he can’t fight. He calls out Bray, and for him to leave the trailer boys at the warehouse. Miz says that he has followed the buzzers, come and get me!

Bray music hits but he’s just on the titon-tron singing a melody. Bray continues by saying how it pains him to see Miz as a man who has nothing left to lose. That Miz’s words mean nothing but Salt to Bray. He only wished if Miz could only see the monster that lived behind his eyes, the video goes out.

Miz stands in the ring in complete darkness, and just as the lights come on we see Luke and Erick attack Miz with shot after shot, and slam after slam. But all of a sudden BOOM!!! Kane music hits and he makes his way down to the ring. Erick comes out to interfere but Kane punches him right down and tries to scoop slam Luke with complete Failure! Kane failed the scoop slam and threw Luke out very badly. As the Wyatt’s walk out in pain, Kane turns to see Miz stand up holding his head. Kane decides to choke slam Miz and does his Pyro taunt. Welcome back Kane!

Fandango & Summer Rae vs. Khali & Natalya

Fandango takes the mic and sounds very constipated when he speaks. He says that people can’t dance and that the master of salsa is himself. Once again he sounds as if’s losing his voice, or pinching a load. I couldn’t tell the difference.

Khali and Fandango start things off with Fandango running away from Khali’s slaps and hiding in the ropes. Natalya and Summer Rae gets tagged in and it’s Natalya who keeps the advantage with chokeholds, close lines, and back slides for the 2 count. Summer Rae gets in one dropkick and boasts to allow Natalya to get in the fireman’s carry and arm lock. A drop toe hold has Natalya slapping Summer Rae’s back. Fandango gets tagged in and taunts in front of Natalya, as she grabs him for the sharpshooter and Fandango rolls out. He’s about to attack Hornswaggel but Khali lifts him back into the ring. Fandango though, attacks Khali’s knees and continues dropping his knee to keep Khali down. Fandango takes a breather and allows Khali to slap his chest; Khali pushes Fandango into his corner where Summer Rae tags in and Natalya attacks her and delivers a suplex and front drop suplex to Summer Rae. A quick close line has Natalya going for the sharpshooter. Summer Rae drops Natalya into the ropes, and rolls her up for the 1..2..3!!

Winner: Fandango & Summer Rae


Dean Ambrose vs. Big E Langston (United States Championship)

This was a match that got made during the kick-off show, but I find it funny that if you can’t challenge for the intercontinental title, might as well challenge for the United States championship.

Ambrose pushes Big E, just as he picks him up and slams Ambrose down for the 2 cont. Big E starts things quickly with another pin and shoulder thrusts into a corner. Big E catches Ambrose in mid air and connects a side breaker. Ambrose tries fighting back with elbows and slaps; but the crowd gets behind Big E, as he appears to Hulk up. Big E slaps Ambrose back and delivers a back drop for the 2 count. Big E gets Ambrose in a bear hug in the middle of the ring. The crowd cheers for Ambrose as he fights out and gets Big E in the corner to ground him, but it’s Big E who backdrops Ambrose to the outside where he screams in pain. Big E comes out and gets his shoulder connected to the ring post. Ambrose rolls back into the ring, and tries to suplex Big E as he climbs the apron. Big E counters which a suplex of his own, but it’s Ambrose who stops it and runs Big E’s head into the ring post. Big E climbs back into the ring and Ambrose waits to deliver kicks and punches. Ambrose gets a choke in the corner and hangs Big E on the ropes. He continues by delivering his mid section punches and running dropkick for the 2 count. Ambrose attempts to but Langston in a bulldog choke, Langston though uses his size and gets to his feet with Ambrose on his back and slams him in the corner turnbuckles. Big E continues to fight back, but it’s Ambrose who locks in another choke lock. Big E once again slams Ambrose into the corner and delivers close line after close line to Ambrose, followed by a back drop and another close line for the 2 count. Big E gets the belly to belly and big splash for another 2 count. Big E taunts for the big ending, but Ambrose rolls out of the ring and begins walking up the ramp. Big E decides against that ad comes for him and runs him back into the ring. As he climbs in, Ambrose delivers a head kick and a DDT for the 2 count. Ambrose tries for a corner shoulder thrust, but gets side stepped taken him out onto the apron. Big E goes off the ropes and spears Ambrose to the outside along with himself. The ref begins his count Langston makes his way back before he reaches 10, but Ambrose on the outside decided to not climb back in and intentionally lost due to count out. Ambrose takes his belt and continues to walk off. But Big E grabs him; bring him back yet again into the ring and deliveries his Big Ending to prove his point. He stands above Ambrose holding the US championship up.

Winner: Big E Langston by Count out. (No Belt Change)


The Hell in the Cell begins to descend onto the ring where CM Punk vs. Ryback and Paul Heyman match will be contested.


CM Punk vs. Ryback & Paul Heyman

As Ryback comes out, Heyman is not at his side, but as he awaits in the ring, Heyman comes out with a mechanical lift. It took a while for it to come out considering the person driving it had no idea what he was doing.  Heyman arrives at the door and introduces himself on the mic. Heyman begins lifting himself to the top of the cell, and calls himself Satan himself. He gets to the top and walks the top of the cell telling everyone that he owns CM Punk.

CM Punk and Ryback begin to hammer away at each other. Ryback tries to military press Punk, but he reverses and goes after Ryback legs. Punk keeps Ryback down with kick after kick until Ryback rolls out of the ring. Punk waits for Ryback to stand up outside the ring; just as he does Punk delivers a suicide dive slamming both himself and Ryback into the steel. Punk gets a Kendo stick from under the ring and begins slapping Ryback with it. Ryback out of desperation lifts Punk and runs him into the steel cage. Again to the other side, and slams his head against the side of the cell. Ryback gets the kendo stick and starts slapping Punk with it, calling him “A bully”. Ryback throws Punk back into the ring and slaps him again with the Kendo stick. Ryback delivers a high elbow on Punk and walks around kicking Punk slowly. Heyman yells from the top as Ryback continues throwing Punk around with shoulder thrusts and scoop slams. Ryback locks in a Reverse Bear Hug and slows the action, but Punk delivers elbows breaking Ryback hold and ducks a close line which taking him to the outside.  Punk goes to the top rope and jumps to the outside on Ryback. Punk goes under the ring and grabs a table, but it’s Ryback who pushes him against the stairs violently. Ryback drags Punk in the corner and delivers suplex after suplex on Punk against the steel cage. Ryback throws Punk back into the ring and delivers a fast back drop for the 2 count. He continues his advantage over Punk by stepping on him and locking in a choke hold in front of  the Kendo stick. Punk tries to fight out but Ryback catches him in his locked-in jaw breaker for the 2 count. Again Ryback locks in a bear hug. Punk fights back yet again and is able to punch Ryback away, allowing him to deliver a cross body for the 2 count. Punk gets Ryback in the corner and delivers his high knee to the jaw. He gets to the apron and springboards right into Ryback arms for the scoop slam, Ryback gets the 2 count. Ryback drops the straps and calls for the shell shock. Punk shakes and reverses as he grabs the Kendo stick and begins slapping slapping slapping Ryback in pain. He gets Ryback into the corner and delivers another high knee and close line. He climbs the ropes and connects his flying elbow drop for the 2 count. Punk crawls for the Kendo stick and continues his assault on Ryback, until he wants something bigger and goes for the table he tried to get earlier. Punk sets up the table as the crowd chants YES YES YES. Ryback takes advantage and attacks Punk from behind and puts the table on its side and tries for a power bomb, looking to snap Punk in half. Punk fights out, but still ends up getting his crotch dropped on the table. Ryback connects the meat hook for the 2 count.

Ryback takes a long breather and sets up the table properly to “Finish it!” He tries to lift Punk up, but Punk low-blows him and Ryback rolls onto the table. Punk climbs the top ropes and lands the flying elbow on Ryback through the table! Heyman watches in amazement as the crowd chants “CM Punk, CM Punk”. Both competitors get to their feet, but it’s Punk who lands the kendo stick to the head and the Go-to-sleep for the 1..2..3!

Winner: CM Punk

Punk celebrates laughing up towards Heyman, and says “Where you gonna go?” Punk rolls out and grabs another kendo and wedges it through his trunks, and begins his climb to the top.  Heyman begs for Punk to not hurt him as Punk reaches the top. Punk yells “Nobody can save you now!” He grabs Heyman by the collar and kisses his forehead as he connects the kendo against Heymans mid section. Heyman falls on the cage and Punk begins the 20+ kendo hits to his back. Punk calls for the go-to-sleep and connects it to stand above Heyman victorious on top of the Cell. Punk walks around getting the crowd pumped and cheering!

Interview Segment: Renee interviews Daniel Bryan for the upcoming Hell in the Cell match. Bryan just wants a chance to be the WWE Champion, and hopes the HBK will be a fair and impartial referee. Daniel Bryan also states that this Miami crowd, were the first to originate the Yes phenomena; and that he will award them tonight by winning the WWE Championship.


Los Matadores vs. The Real Americans

Once again, not really a big fan of the Matadores, I personally hope the Real Americans Giant swing there masks off. And apparently JBL has a problem distinguishing between a real bull and El Torito, really? The Real Americans make their way to the ring where Zeb takes the mic and preaches that the Matadores are criminals and should be in jail cells because they’re not in the country legally, because you know; WWE hires illegal immigrants.

Cesaro and Diego start things off. Cesaro Irish whips Diego to the corner where he performs some fancy twist taking him to the apron. He jumps in and lands a hurricanrana and swinging DDT to Cesaro. Cesaro gets the upper hand and throws Diego to the outside. Swagger tags and runs right into Diego’s knee. He gets Diego back into the ring where Swagger lands his body splash and Cesaro tags to land his over the shoulder mid section stomp. Swagger gets tagged in again and delivers corner knee’s and close lines to Diego. Cesaro gets tagged again and wraps himself in a choke hold to catch a breather. Swagger comes in trying for an attack but gets thrown out by Diego. Cesaro holds Diego’s foot as he reaches for Fernando, but a roll by Diego has Cesaro connecting a running big boot to Fernando on the apron. Cesaro connects the giant swing for close to a minute, pretty much a maximum of 31 rotations. He goes for the pin but Fernando stops it at the count of 2. Cesaro tags Swagger and Diego tags Fernando where he connects a cross body, flying forearm, and a DDR to Swagger for the 2 count. Cesaro comes in but Fernando dropkicks him out of the ring. Diego tries to go after Cesaro but gets thrown into the barricade. Inside the ring, Swagger gets in the Patriot lock and Fernando tries to get to the ropes. He rolls and Swagger connects against Cesaro as he was climbing the apron. Diego gets tagged in and both Los Matadores connect their double neck breaker for the 1..2..3!

Winners: Los Matadores

Zeb walks into the middle of the ring and cries. Los Matadores change their attention to him but it’s Cesaro who tries to help but gets caught by El Torito connecting a hurricanrana. El Torito also jumps to the outside landing on Swagger. Los Matadores stand tall in the middle of the ring.

Video Recap: Cena progress to come back to the ring, with highlights of Del Rio’s Cross Arm breaker.


John Cena vs. Alberto Del Rio (World Heavyweight Championship)

Cena’s music hits and the crowd have the same reaction with the mixture of Boo’s and Yay’s. You would think at least he would change his music or entrance itself. Nope, everything remains the same.

The match begins with Cena keeping his right elbow at a distance. He gets the neck lock on ADR but Del Rio goes right after that injured arm. He rolls out favoring his elbow while the crowd chants “Let’s go Cena”, “Cena Sucks”. Cena comes back into the ring and gets a neck lock on ADR. Del Rio again goes for the arm as Cena cowards in the ropes. They stand off again, this time ADR takes advantage delivering punches to John head. Del Rio gets a head kick and tries for the arm again. Cena comes after ADR and delivers a bulldog for the 2 count. Cena Irish whips ADR but gets a kick to the chest and a drop kick to the face. Del Rio delivers a kick to the arm and Cena rolls out of the ring. ADR pushes Cena against the stairs and Cena rolls back into the ring. ADR connects two forearms and gets the 2 count. ADR connects a running head kick followed by another one and tries for a third one, but Cena ducks and looks to lock in his STF. ADR reverses and connects a German suplex which looked to have broken Cena’s neck. ADR locks a choke hold where Cena gets to the ropes. ADR drags Cena away from the ropes and locks an arm lock to keep Cena down. The crowd gets behind Cena but nothing comes of it as Cena falls back down.  Cena slowly crawls up as the crowd starts cheering again, he stands and rolls ADR over followed by a dropkick. He goes for the running elbow but gets connected by ADR’s elbow. ADR continues by delivering another head kick and chops from the top rope, ADR gets the pin and gets the 2 count. ADR goes for a submission move on Cena’s bad arm, grounding Cena. He fights his way to his feet and tried for the AA but ADR counters and connects a back forearm to Cena’s head. ADR gets Cena on the ropes and tries for the running cross body. ADR climbs the top rope and jumps for Cena’s head, but gets connected with a dropkick. They both get up and Cena connects his signature shoulders and the five knuckle shuffle. He goes for the AA but ADR connects the Back stabber for the 2 count. ADR walks around taunting for his arm breaker, but Cena counters into swinging DDT off the ropes for the 2 count. Cena rolls to the apron and climbs the ropes; just as he does, Del Rio connects his lifting head kick and gets the 2 count. ADR waits again but this time for the corner side kick. Cena counters and goes for the STF; ADR rolls out but almost gets put into the AA. He pushes Cena on the ropes and connects a Tilt-a-whirl back breaker for the 2 count. ADR lifts Cena on the top rope, hanging him towards the opposing corner. Del Rio goes for a corner spear but Cena pulls himself up taking ADR into the post. Cena turns around and climbs the top rope to land a high cross body for the 2 count. ADR takes advantage quickly by landing an arm breaker. He goes for the cross arm-breaker but Cena rolls it right into the STF. Del Rio drags himself to the ropes and with the tip of his fingers forces the break. Cena comes back but gets a side kick to the gut and head to give ADR the 2 count. Del Rio quickly locks in the cross arm-breaker, Del Rio exposes the bad elbow but Cena rolls over and lifts ADR into a power bomb. They both get up as Cena lands the AA for the 1..2..3!

Winner: John Cena (New World Heavyweight Champion)

Cena was going to win, it was predicted. But this match had a slow pace, and not as entertaining as it should have been.


AJ vs. Brie Bella (Diva’s Championship)

Tamina accompanies AJ and Nikki comes out with Brie, because none of the Diva’s can come out alone.

The match starts off slow, with both Divas’ getting in a clinch showing that they’re both of equal strength. Brie gets a forearm hit and rolls AJ for the 1 count. They both do some arm drags and Brie tries for the top rope. AJ stops her on the apron and whips her neck back taking Brie to the outside. AJ rolls her back into the ring for the 2 count. She locks in a neck lock and lands Brie on the back of her head by pulling her hair. AJ strangles Brie on the ropes as the ref yells “Get off!” AJ lands a neck breaker and taunts by skipping around inside of the ring. AJ delivers a side kick, but Brie tries for a rolling neck beaker; AJ stops it and jumps on Brie interlocking her legs and getting Brie in a choke. Brie tries to get the crowd going and runs AJ into the corner. A missile dropkick keeps both competitors on the mat, and Brie tries to build up the crowd. AJ side steps a spear from Brie and tries for the black widow submission, Brie fights out and locks in the half crap. Tamina gets to the apron and Nikki attacks her, as AJ gets to the ropes. Brie breaks it and tries for her running knee but connect Nikki somehow. She turns around and AJ locks in the Black Widow and has Brie Tap Tap Tap!

Winner: AJ (Retaining the Diva’s Championship)


Backstage Segment: Prime Time Players are playing 2K14 until Bob Backlund walks into their game experience chanting that the kids should be writing and reading then playing this game. Titus states that in this game you can get immortal, IMMORTAL!! They ask Backlund if he can dance and they do the Millions of Dollars Dance.. Wow I wish I didn’t see that segment.


Backstage Segment: Earlier it was laughter between both Triple H and HBK, now it seems the conversation has intensified and both Hunter and HBK look annoyed as they walk away from each other.


Video Recap: Recapping Daniel Bryan and Orton Feud, along with the corporate takeover and the beginning of “What’s Best for Business”.



Daniel Bryan vs. Randy Orton w/ Shawn Michael as the Special Referee (WWE Championship)

After all the entrances are completed, Triple H’s music hits and he makes his way to the ring holding the WWE championship in his hands. He climbs into the ring and shakes Randy Orton’s hand and shows Daniel Bryan the belt and asks him to shake his hand. Bryan shakes his head no and Triple H smiles and walks away to the back, as the Hell in the Cell descends.

The bell rings and both competitors exchange punch after punch as Orton throws Bryan to the outside. Bryan runs back in as Orton followed to the outside, and delivers a slide drop kick. He goes for his suicide dive but Orton runs in and scoop slams him for the 2 count. Orton tries for his DDT but Bryan pushes him off and connects a top rope missile drop kick. Bryan tries to connect his running close line after his flip off the top rope; but it’s Orton who connects a fast dropkick grounding Bryan. Orton gets Bryan up and suplex’s him right onto the rope and continues by hanging Bryan two more times working on his mid section. This time Orton leaves Bryan on the apron and slams into Bryan taking him into the cell. Orton comes to the outside and Irish whips Bryan into the steel steps. Orton tries to break apart the steps and seems to be having problems. He finally gets it out and slams them against Bryans shoulder. Orton uses the larger steel stairs and makes it stand against the steel cage. He lifts Bryan and Irish whips him against these steps, but Bryan holds on and sends Orton into them instead. Bryan connects his side kicks and slams Orton’s head into the steel cage and stairs. Orton lays motionless as Bryan takes him back into the ring for the 2 count. Orton sits up and Bryan connects his side kicks again to the back and chest of Orton. Daniel Bryan helps him up and lifts Orton on the top turnbuckle hanging him upside down. Bryan goes to the opposite corner and performs a running dropkick releasing Orton from the corner. Bryan continues by connecting a European uppercut and a dropkick grounding Orton. Orton rolls to the outside and Bryan lands a suicide dive, not once, but twice. He goes for a third one, but it’s Orton who side steps and gets Bryans head to slam right into the steel. Orton gets him up and plants his crotch against the post, as Orton slowly positions Bryan into his back neck breaker. Orton rolls Bryan into the ring for the 2 count. As Bryan lays motionless, Orton taunts to the crowd and takes Bryan to the top rope. Punch after punch Orton feels more confident. Head butt after head butt makes the crowd chant No, No, No. Orton goes for the super plex, but Bryan counters and rolls over Orton for a power bomb.

Both competitors stay down for a breather and slowly make their way to their feet slowly punching each other back and forth, exchanging yes and No chants from the crowd. Orton gets the upper hand but gets Daniels running close line right in his face. Orton drags himself to the corner where Bryan connects two running dropkicks, and mid section kicks. Bryan takes it one step closer, taking Orton to the top rope and connecting a hurricanrana. Daniel goes all the way up and lands the flying head butt for the 2 count. Daniel feeds of the crowds cheers and connects a few sidekicks and goes for the head kick just as Orton rolls him for the 2 count. Just as Daniel kicks out he locks in the Yes lock and Orton squirms to slide out of the ring. Daniel follows Orton and begins bouncing him off the steel over and over again. As Daniel keeps Orton on the steel; he connects a running dropkick against the steel.

Bryan decides to turn up the heat and grabs a steel chair, hitting Orton in the mid section and over his back over and over again. Finally being able to take out some aggression he has towards WWE management. Daniel begins taking multiple chairs out of the ring and throwing them into the ring. The crowd begins chanting ECW, ECW as 10+ chairs lay in the ring. Daniel goes after Orton again and continues to hit him over his back with the chair. Once both are in the ring, Randy gets Daniel with an eye rake and Orton begins the assaults on Bryan with the chair. He hits him in the mid section and gets the 2 count. Another hit across Daniels Back gives Orton the 2 count. Orton continoues the assault for another 2 count. Orton begins stacking the chairs in the middle of the ring, and HBK tries to talk Orton from doing this. Orton takes Bryan to the top rope and tries to Super plex him on the chairs. Bryan fights out but it’s Orton who pulls out his legs from under him. Orton takes him to the top again and super plex’s him on the chairs for the 2 count. Bryan hit the chairs with just his legs by the looks of it. After that kick out Orton thinks Shawn is counting slowly. Triple H makes his way back into the ring to call out Shawn’s count. As Hunter and HBK argue on the outside, in the ring Orton takes Bryan in a T-Bone suplex, and as Orton pins; Hunter yells to have him count the pin. Orton again complains that HBK isn’t doing his job. Orton goes after Bryan but almost gets caught in the Yes lock; Orton fights out and gets the DDT. Orton tries for the RKO but Bryan pushes Orton right into HBK. HBK lays motionless in pain, because as an ex-wrestler, a head butt would take him out. Triple H wants the cell doors open and Bryan connects his running knee to Orton. He pins Orton but HBK is down, and when Bryan see’s him; He goes to him and tells him that he has to count. Hunter comes in throws Bryan off of HBK to attend to his friend. Bryan connects his running knee to Hunter and celebrates for it, HBK looking as if he’s better stands up and deliver s the sweet chin music to Daniel Bryan, allowing Orton to get the pin; and HBk counting reluctantly 1..2..3!

Winner: Randy Orton (New WWE Champion)


There goes another PPV. New Champions, and hopfully and end to the Punk and Heyman Fued.

Can’t wait for Monday night Raw and to see what outcome we get from that.

Thank you for reading my war gods!

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Carnage Out!

Sorry Tom Cruise I have to be out, I’m tired!

WWE Hell In the Cell Predication (Oct.27.2013)


Welcome my War Gods to the Hell in the Cell Predication’s, which I’m sure as usual i’ll get wrong. So bet against me!

But only time will tell!


Here are my predication’s for Hell in the Cell tonight:



 Pre- Show: Curtis Axel vs. Big E Langston (Intercontinental Championship)

I’m going for Big E here. He’s getting pushed and I know the WWE may want him feuding with Heyman some time soon.



Los Matedores vs. The Real Americans

I predict The Real Americans, because I would like to see their characters get built up some more. Los Matadors are good competitors but I’m not sure about them. There is no connection between them and the audience. El Torito gets more response, which is understandable; for a mini-man in a full-bull outfit.



AJ vs. Brie Bella

I’m going for AJ on this one. Brie not bad but I can’t get behind her character. AJ at least has some type of ring experience and you either hate or love her. Not to mention Tamina will be around and may come in handy.



The Usos vs. The Shield vs. The Rhodes Brothers (Unified Tag Team Championships)

I’m going for the Usos. These two have worked hard and I want to see these guys hold the championships at least once. But in reality I’m sure The Rhodes brothers will retain their belts. But I’m picking The Usos, knowing I’ll lose.



CM Punk vs. Ryback and Paul Heyman

Punk will win this match, This is the finally to the Heyman and Punk feud. There’s also talks of taking Heyman off of Ryback due to some personal back stage issues.



Alberto Del Rio vs. John Cena (World Heavyweight Championship)

Ok, we’ve seen so many video’s of John Cenas return and his injury rehab that If he would lose, it would honestly tarnish his return. Not to mentioned he’s being brought back early, due to the last few PPV’s where the WWE failed on audience approval. John Cena for the win.



Randy Orton vs. Daniel Bryan w/ Shawn Michaels as the Special Ref (WWE Championship)

Randy Orton will win this by Shawn Michaels interference. Shawn turns heel, and sides with Triple H. Daniel will win but I think it will be at Wrestlemania XXX when he has all the odds against him.


So these are my predictions. Hopefully this will be my one time of year where i’m right 4 out of 10 times.. Maybe you never know.

Thank you for reading, and we’ll see what tonight brings. I’ll see about posting the results an hour after the end of the show!

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Carnage Out, for now!



3 Words a Day! 27/10/2013


After each beer, I thought to myself;
How will I get home now that my ride has left?
After 4 more, I began to get concerned of my sobriety.
I should have stopped, and searched for water;
but the excitement of entertainment overpowered me.
15 beers now, and I definitely should stop.
I begin my search for a way home.
I find a sober driver, who for $25 is willing to drive me.
I accept and hand him the money.
While driving I ask, “Why you at party?”
Thankfully he understood the question and replied.
“It’s easy money.
People pay me to drive them home.
It’s good karma, and I save lives.”
I thanked him and gave him another $25.
I don’t know why I gave him another $25.
But I felt obligated while in my intoxicated state to award him for his actions.
There are still good people in this world.

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