Raw Christmas Special Recap! Dec.23.2013

Show: Raw

Date: Dec.23.2013

Author: Cade Carnage

Venue: Austin, TX

 

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Welcome my War Gods to Raw’s Christmas special where tonight we may witness Christmas being cancelled!! What, you heard me cancelled!! Tonight we will see Mark Henry (Good Santa) vs. Damien Sandow (Bad Santa) for the sake of Christmas!! OMG, my imagination is going wild!!

AHHHHHH!!

Let’s begin this Christmas special Santa battle where Christmas is on the line!!

Side note: I’ve attached some available video’s just in case you prefer to watch those other then reading my ‘WTF’ writing… I don’t blame you..

Raw begins with Mark Henry and Damien Sandow in there Santa outfits, reading a poem which hurts my head.. This is going to be way-to child friendly. I don’t know how I’m going to last this show..

Triple H, Steph, and Kane begin the show by walking to the ring, and with them they have a small individual holding a hat where Kane begins reaching in and handing out candy to the kids. He reaches a older kid and throws a few more candy his way, aggressively.

Triple H begins by welcoming everyone to Raw and to the holidays. He introduces the Bad vs. Good Santa match just as Steph introduces a 6 man tag match between The Wyatt’s vs. The Rhodes brothers and Daniel Bryan. Triple H then announces the main event; The Shield vs. Big E, CM Punk, and Cena; and just as Triple H was going to end the segment, Randy Orton’s music hits.

Orton takes the mic and wishes everyone a merry Christmas and a happy holiday. He thanks Steph and Triple H for the support while he fought for the WWE World Heavyweight Championship. He tells everyone that he is in a giving mood and is giving everyone a special gift, which is he the world heavyweight championship. He thanks Triple H for giving him the day off and all hug each other. Kane gets the last say telling everyone to “have a good night” just as he lifts his arms and sets off his pyro.

Announcers: Introduce a 12 diva jingle bell match..

12 Diva Jingle bell match..

Every Diva other then Jojo and Rosa Mendez are in this match just as AJ sits announcing. All the divas are wearing some type of festive outfit, even Vickie Guerrero is in this match downing some white coat jacket…

In the end, after Natalya’s team does a sad running move which the audience really didn’t like; Natalya locks in the sharpshooter to Aksana and makes her tap.

Winners: Funkadactyls, The Bella’s, Eva Maria, Natalya

That was a horrible experience..

Here’s the match if you really want to see it.

Curtis Axel vs. Sin Cara.

The bell rings and both just go back and forth until Sin Cara gets a hurricane-rana and tosses Axel out of the ring. Sin Cara tries for a springboard maneuver but Axel trips him up and throws him off the apron. He lifts Sin Cara and slams his back against the Steel pole and throws him back into the ring allowing him to lock in a bear hug. Sin Cara gets to his feet but Axel Irish whips him in the corner which allows Sin Cara to counter and get a 2 count. Axel stops his momentum by dropkicking Sin Cara in the face. He locks in another bear hug and grounds the action. Sin Cara fights out and throws Axel to the outside and lands a springboard cross body where he lands hard on his back. Cara gets to his feet and rolls Axel back into the ring. He delivers a springboard close line into a pin for the 2 count. Cara gets a running hurricane-rana and a springboard elbow for another 2 count. Sin Cara tries for a suplex but Axel counters and gets a close line to the back of the head for a 2 count. Axel tries to punch Sin Cara, but Sin Cara ducks and slams Axel down and lands his top rope senton bomb for the 1..2..3!

Winner: Sin Cara

 

Announcers: Recap Smackdown where the Shield went 3-on-1 against Cena and Punk.

Backstage: A Santa segment where Damien is Bad Santa.. Horrible!

Video: OMG, I just saw Big Show in a diaper! WTF! He’s our New Year baby for next Raw! Please Stop, he’s dancing and squeezing juice from a bottle on someone’s face! This is disturbing!

Video: Batista Returns on Raw January 20th!! Hell Ya, the animal returns!

Segment: Showing Wade Barrett standing outside ringing the bell on the sidewalk asking people to give generously for Christmas.

Video: recapping the Wyatt’s and Daniel Bryans feud.

The Rhodes & Daniel Bryan vs. The Wyatt’s

Erick and Cody start things off, but it’s Erick who gets the upper hand landing a hard kick and a few punches to Cody’s midsection. Cody counters and lands a second rope axe handle and tags in Goldust who lands a forearm for the 2 count. He locks in an arm lock to Erick but he fights out, but Goldust still keeps the heat on allowing Bryan to tag in. Bryan connects a few kicks to Erick and tags in Cody who throws a few punches and tags in Goldust. Just as Goldust locks in the neck lock, Erick pushes him to the Wyatt’s corner where Luke tags in and delivers a punch to the gut. He lands a few more and begins beating on Goldust’s head. He throws him to the opposite corner where Goldust counters and gets Luke in a neck lock. Cody tags in and connects a dropkick taking Luke down. Bryan tags in and again connects a few punches until Luke stops him with a hard punch. Luke takes Bryan to the corner, but he counters his advancement and hangs Luke upside down in the corner. Bryan connects a few kicks followed by a running dropkick. Luke comes loose and drags himself into the Wyatt’s corner where Bryan stands starring them down leading the YES, YES, YES chants as we cut to commercials.

We return to Erick beating down on Cody Rhodes and locking in a neck lock. The crowd gets behind Cody as he makes it back to his feet, but Erick picks him up and runs him into the Wyatt’s corner where Luke tags in. Luke lands a running close line and rolls Cody around in his gator lock. Cody once again uses the momentum and gets back to his feet, Luke runs the ropes but Cody also ran them getting behind Luke and landing a close line. He tags in Goldust who connects a running close line and his signature punches in the corner. Luke gets the upper hand on Goldust just as he was distracted by Erick which allows Bray to tag in. Bray gets aggressive with Goldust landing punches and a fast running close line in the corner. Bray yells at him as he tags in Luke Harper. Luke slowly beats down on Goldust until he fights out and tries for a tag. He almost reaches Cody but Luke hits Bryan and Cody off the apron and runs Goldust back into the Wyatt’s corner. Erick tags in and lands a dropping elbow and a few kicks to Goldust. Goldust again tries to fight back but Erick once uses his size and lifts Goldust onto his shoulders running him into the corner. He locks in the claw and throws him across the ring. Erick tags in Luke who tries to wear Goldust down some more, but he counters and lands a spinning power bomb grounding the action and allowing Goldust to tag in Daniel Bryan just as Erick tags in. Bryan connects his kicks and hangs Erick on the ropes. He takes Erick to the corner and lands 2 of his running dropkicks followed by a few kicks to the chest. Erick throws him away but Daniel comes back dropkicking his legs and completing his signature chest kicks. He goes to the top and lands his flying head butt just as Bray comes in to interfere; but Bryan see’s him and stops him landing a few punches. Bray runs to the outside and Bryan follows only to be stopped by Erick Rowan who rolled out as we cut to commercials.

Bryan is in a bear hug by Luke Harper as we return from commercials. He fights out but Luke stops him with a huge forearm. Bray finally tags in and starts slapping Bryan around yelling “Common Bryan!” Bryan does get some hits on Bray but he stops him quickly and attacks him with a few punches. Luke tags in and connects a few kicks and punches just wearing Bryan down. Erick tags in and scoop slams and drops an elbow on Daniel Bryan, leading him to lock in a neck hold. Bryan fights out and delivers a spinning DDT allowing him time to tag in Cody. He comes in with a springboard dropkick followed by a kick to Luke’s head. He rolls Luke up for a 1 count, but just as he gets up Cody manages to land a disaster kick and a moon-sault. Bray interferes in the count and runs Goldust off the apron. He doesn’t notice Bryan climbing the ropes and delivers a flying missile dropkick to Bray taking him to the outside. Bryan lands a suicide dive and begins beating down on Bray. Erick grabs Bryan and throws him against the barricade. Back in the ring, Cody lands a disaster kick to Luke, but apparently and somehow Bray is the legal man and runs in, connecting sister Abigail to Cody Rhodes for the 1..2..3!

Winners: The Wyatt Family.

After the match the Wyatt’s continue to beat down on Goldust and Cody leaving Bryan in the ring by himself as they make their way to the rocking chair up the ramp watching him, laughing.

Video: Good Santa (Mark Henry) doing a promo speaking to a child saying that he doesn’t want Christmas to be cancelled… Please kill me…

Announcers: Showing us what Bad New Barrett is doing on the streets where he is ringing the bell asking people to give generously, all the proceeds go to a charity..

In Ring Segment: Renee introduces a Christmas singing contest. First up is R-Truth and Xavier Woods, who on a good day sounds like nails on a chalk board. Jinder and Drew are next who go back and forth singing Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells… Omg how are they worse!! Santino and Khali are the last singers, and perform a duet singing “Deck the Halls”, well it was somewhat better.. Khali just wanted to say Falalalala-lala-la-la…

Winners: Great Khali and Santino Marella..

If you really want to watch it:

After the singing segment, Drew and Jinder attacks them from the back but Truth and Xavier take them out of the ring. After all that Santino thanks everyone and leads a Happy New Year song.. Horrible!

 

Fandango vs. Dolph Ziggler (Christmas Present on a Pole Match)

That’s right Christmas Present on a pole match, where you must reach for your present and work for your love.. Work for it bitches! The present is for an Intercontinental championship match next week on Raw.

The bell rings and both competitors try to climb over each other to get to it until Fandango gets angry and starts beating down on Ziggler. Ziggler connects a fast dropkick and goes for the present. Fandango stops him and hangs him on the top rope landing punch after punch. Ziggler finally jumps down back on his feet where Fandango lands a knee to his face. Fandango begins the climb up, but Ziggler stops him and throws him back down onto the mat. Ziggler throws a few punches and Irish whips Fandango in the opposing corner. Ziggler goes up for the present but Fandango catches him in a power bomb hold. Ziggler fights out and rolls out connecting a fame-asser. He climbs again very slowly, but Fandango comes from behind and pushes Ziggler over the ropes to the outside, just as he throws himself to the outside also due to the momentum. They both try to climb back up to the present but Fandango lands a fast kick to the head and begins climbing Ziggler to get to the present. Ziggler fights back and tosses Fandango on the rope, but again Fandango pushes Ziggler off the ropes and has him landing on the steel steps allowing Fandango to reach and take the present.

Winner: Fandango (Number 1 contender for the Intercontinental Champion next Raw)

Promo: Prime Time Players ask everyone in Austin Texas to do the “Millions of Dollars” Dance.  Just as Darren accidentally calls Dallas TX, Houston TX.. HE SCREWED UP!!

Prime Time Players vs. The Usos

Titus and Jay start things off with a clinch but quickly get reversed by Titus due to his size. A quick handshake gets them into another clinch. Jay runs the ropes and tries for a cross body, but Titus catches him and just tosses him to his side. Darren tags in and both connect the dual suplex on Jay for a 2 count. Darren goes for a close line but Jay counters and tags in Jimmy. He keeps Darren down with an arm lock and continuous arm drags. Jay tags in and again keeps Darren in an arm lock making Darren say “This isn’t Houston.” Jimmy tags in again and a few more arm locks and arm drags keep Darren down. He fights out and connects a northern light suplex for a 2 count. He throws some punches and connects a nice close line taking Jimmy down. A forearm to Jimmy gets him bouncing off the ropes allowing Jay to get the blind tag. Darren connects a belly to belly to Jimmy but Jay rolls him up for a 2 count. Jay connects his hip attack on Darren. Titus comes in to interfere but Jay counters taking Titus over the ropes. Jay connects a super kick to Darren and tags in Jimmy who puts on a Rudolph red nose and connects the top rope body splash for the 1..2..3!

Winners: The Usos

In the end both Usos and Prime Time Players do the Millions of Dollars Dance. Good sportsmanship.

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Announcers: Hyping the Santa vs Santa match.. And just a note, Michael Cole decided to scream out “Pull it Out Santa! Pull it Out!!” Cole, that doesn’t sound right for a Christmas special…

Mark Henry (Good Santa) vs. Damien Sandow (Bad Santa)

Carful Santa doesn’t pull it out in front of the children, cover your eyes, and wear a rain jacket!

Henry starts beating on Damien’s back and takes him to the mat. He goes to one corner where he lifts the box and unveils the toilet. He drags Damien there and scrubs his face against the very clean toilet. Damien rolls to the outside and just as Henry gets behind him he pulls out a Fire Extinguisher trying to use it on Henry. He doesn’t get it started and Mark comes there pushing him away, showing Bad Santa that you have to pull the pin. Damien rolls to the stage and begins to destroy the tree and Christmas decorations. He attacks Henry with a kendo stick but Henry fights back and stops Damien with a hard punch rolling him back to ringside. They both get back to the ring, where Damien gets the advantage and tries to use the fire extinguisher, but again cant us it. Henry stops him and grabs the item himself and uses the fire extinguisher on Damien. Just as Bad Santa is blinded, he grabs him and connects the world’s strongest slam for the 1..2..3!

Winner: Good Santa Mark Henry

Yay, Christmas is saved.. Whoop-dee-Fucking-doo!  After the match Henry opens up a box with tarts and pushes them against Damien’s face.. Screw you Santa!

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Backstage interview: Renee Young interviews Punk and asks him what his plan is for tonight’s main event will be. Punk did something that he’s never really done; he asked for help. He introduces his partners Big E Langston, who states “I hand out Beatings tonight”; he then calls in Cena who acts like Hulk Hogan. Very pumped, and walking in front of the camera. Cena fights up his group getting them pumped for their match against the shield. In the end all three hold up the fists together mocking the Shield as Big E claims “Believe in that!”

In Ring Promo: The Real Americans are in the ring with Zeb who claims that Santa is an immigrant. The Big difference between Santa and the audience member is that Santa only comes once a year and stays for one night, unlike the immigrants in the crowd who stay for far too long.

The Real Americans vs. Los Matadores

Ok, I’ve made it a statement to not detail the Matadores matches, nothing personal but I find that they do the same thing; and I need a break.. I’m human I need to rest my eyes.  I’ll address any actions in point form if their important. Here we go:

  • Fernando throws Cesaro around with Hurrican-rana’s.
  • Cesaro catches Fernando for a giant swing and gets 23 rotations.
  • Diego does a switch with Fernando and almost pins Cesaro.
  • Swagger gets caught in a top rope moon sault for a 2 count.
  • Cesaro throws Fernando into the barricade.
  • El Torito gores Cesaro’s penis.
  • Diego connects a cross body on Swagger for the 1..2..3!

Winners: Los Matadores

 

Video: Recapping Last Smackdown when Big E helped Cena and Punk.

 

Kofi Kingston vs. Ryback

Ohh look, Kofi gets to be beaten down by a walking vertically challenged bull dozer. What a wonderful present!

The bell rings and both clinch up and just as you would imagine, Ryback throws Kofi to the mat. Kofi though fights back throwing punches and kicks, countering a back drop into a dropkick, and landing a running dropkick taking Ryback to the outside. Ryback argues with the ref on the apron just as Kofi drop kicks him to ring side. He runs the ropes and flips from the ring to the outside onto Ryback. Ryback runs back into the ring and Kofi follows only to be close lined over the top rope to the outside. Ryback tosses him back into the ring, and Irish whips Kofi into a corner hard. Ryback begins stomping on Kofi and slaps his chest not once, but twice. He gets Kofi into a bear hug, only to have him break out and run the ropes for a cross body. Ryback catches him and sets him up for a suplex and connects for a 2 count. He goes to the second rope and tries to connect an axe handle, but Kofi lifts his feet and dazes Ryback. Kofi runs to the corner and springboards himself into a dropkick taking Ryback off his feet; and connects a few kicks to his head. Kofi connects the boom drop and tries to go for a running move but Ryback counters using his body as a wall. He runs for the meat hook, but Kofi ducks between the ropes in the corner and kicks Ryback in the head. He connects a high springboard cross body for the 2 count. Ryback manages to connect his meat hook followed by his shell-shock for the 1..2..3!

Winner: Ryback

Segment: Bad News Barrett tells everyone that he has been out all day raising money for good reason. He has raised thousands of dollars so everyone should celebrate. But wait, Barrett isn’t affiliated with any charities and therefore will be taking all that money home with him.. Good time at the Barrett Household!

Backstage: The Shield cut a promo where they tell everyone that Punk has three thrones (The Shield) at his side. There’s no point considering the Shield has left everyone down and out. As for Big E, “he’s swimming in the deep end with the sharks with a bull’s-eye on his back”.. Let me tell you, that’s quite a pool. “Believe that, and believe in the Shield”.

John Cena, CM Punk, Big E Langston vs. The Shield

Dean and Cena start things off with the usual “Let’s go Cena, Cena sucks” from the audience. They both clinch up where Cena lands a hard shoulder and makes Dean tag out to Seth Rollins. Seth goes straight for the punches, but ends up getting Cena’s fists and shoulders followed by the usual backdrop and 5 knuckle shuffle. Seth rolls out before he could connect and slaps the apron as if he’s pissed off. He comes back in and tags in Roman Reigns. The crowd chant “Big E”, as both starts pushing each other around. Cena runs the ropes but Roman catches him in a Samoan drop for a 2 count. Roman stomps away on Cena as we cut to commercials.

We return to Seth stomping away on Cena in the corner. Seth goes to the second ropes, and connects a rolling neck breaker for a 2 count. Seth tags in Dean Ambrose and he just keeps punching away at Cena’s head just keeping him down, yet that doesn’t always work as Cena begins punching his way back to his feet. Cena runs the ropes but Dean catches him in a choke hold. The crowd gets behind Cena as he reaches to Punk and Ambrose climbs his back. Cena over powers and manages to tag in Punk as Dean was still in the hold. Punk comes in and takes out Roman in the corner and takes Dean to the outside. He runs the ropes and connects the suicide dive and rolls Dean back into the ring to deliver his corner knee to the face. He goes for the elbow drop but Seth distracts him allowing Dean to kick Punk off the apron to the outside where Punk may have tweaked his arm. Dean goes to the outside and suplex’s Punk on the mats and rolls him back into the ring. Dean pounds away on him and tags in Seth who does the same thing throwing punch after punch to his head. Seth takes Punk into the corner hard yelling at him, and taunting him. As the ref is distracted with Cena, Seth connects multiple stomps against Punks chest. Seth goes for another Irish whip, but Punk counters taking Seth into the corner hard. Seth tags in Dean where he cuts Punk off and pushes against him not allowing a tag. He connects a few gut punches and throws Punk into the Shields corner. Roman tags in and connects a hard shoulder thrust standing above Punk smiling towards Cena and Big E. He pushes Punk around, which allows Punk to show some type of life. He throws a few punches and runs the ropes right into the bear hug from Roman Reigns. Punk elbows away at his head, but Roman lifts him up and connects a hard belly-to-belly for a 2 count. He connects a jumping elbow drop for another 2 count. Roman tags in Seth who comes in stomping on Punk and locking in a mid section leg lock to wear him down. The crowd begins chanting “Let’s go Punk” which seems to help and allows Punk to fight out of it and connects a back drop to Seth. Dean tags in and runs Cena off the apron and punches Big E. Big E tries to come in but he distracts the ref, and on the outside Roman runs against Cena and spears him. Back into the ring Dean gets Punk up to his feet but gets a side head kick. Roman tags in and tries for a cross body which Punk side stepped and tags in Big E who just dominates the Shield. Big E takes Roman out of the ring, throwing Ambrose and Seth onto each other and connecting his big splash on both of them. Eventually Dean Ambrose tags in but Big E didn’t see it, he goes for the big ending on Seth but throws him off when Dean comes in; he lifts Dean up, but gets a kick to the head by Seth Rollins. Dean pins and Cena breaks the pin. Cena tries to AA Dean but Roman runs in and spears Cena again. CM Punk springboards in and connects his close line to Roman Reigns taking him to the outside. Big E Lands the big ending on Dean Ambrose for the 1..2..! Both members of the Shield break the count and for some reason the ref asks for the bell.

Winners: Cena, Big E, and CM Punk by DQ

After the match the Shield begins beating up on Big E and tries for the triple power bomb. Cena pulls Roman out of the ring and throws him into the barricade. Inside the ring, Big E connects a double close line on Dean and Seth. Cena and Punk grab them and connect the AA and GTS simultaneously.

We end Raw with Cena, Punk, and Big E Langston standing in the ring victorious.

Happy Holidays People! We didn’t lose Christmas today and frankly my brain is dead from all this bad acted Christmas Special.

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Cause Carnage, Watch Wrestling!

Carnage Out!

WWE Smackdown Spoilers* Dec.20.2013

Show: Smackdown Spoilers ahead!

Date: Taped Dec.18.2013, Aired Dec.20.2013

Author: Cade Carnage

Venue: San Antonio, TX

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Dark Match:

The Usos vs. Rybaxel

Winners: The Usos

Show Begins!

Promo: Randy Orton came to the ring to cut a promo to open Smack Down. Orton said that winning the WWE World Heavyweight Championship at TLC awarded him nothing but a match the next night against Daniel Bryan. John Cena interrupts Orton and says he’s here to prevent Orton from looking like a fool. Cena said now that Orton is champion everyone is after him and calls Orton a “giant pussbag.” Cena says Orton took the easy way out on RAW by getting disqualified on purpose. Daniel Bryan music hits and he comes out to a huge response. Bryan says Orton is afraid that he can’t beat him and that when Cena gets his title rematch, Cena will win and then give him the title match he deserves. The Shield ends up coming out and attacks both of them until CM Punk comes out to even the odds. Vickie Guerrero enlightens everyone by coming out and says the main event tonight will be The Shield vs. John Cena, Daniel Bryan and CM Punk.

Big E Langston vs. Jack Swagger

Winner: Big E Langston

 

Brie Bella vs. Tamina Snuka w/ AJ on commentary 

Winner: Brie Bella

Promo: Wade Barrett did a “Bad News Barrett” segment.

 

Sin Cara vs. Drew McIntyre

Winner: Sin Cara

 

Tensai vs. Brodus Clay

Winner: Tensai
Tensai got the win after a distraction from The Funkadactyls and Xavier Woods.

 

Luke Harper & Erick Rowan vs. The Rhodes Brothers

Winners: Luke Harper & Erick Rowan
This was said to be one of the best matches of the evening. After the match, The Wyatt Family tried to attack Goldust and Cody Rhodes further, but Daniel Bryan came out and made the save. This led to another match being announced between all six of these guys.

 

Daniel Bryan, Rhodes Brothers vs. The Wyatt Family

Winners: Daniel Bryan and the Rhodes Brothers

Promo: Damien Sandow cuts a promo about Christmas. The Miz ends up coming out and interrupting him, which led to a match between these two guys.

 

Damien Sandow vs. The Miz

Winner: Danien Sandow

 

Fandango vs. Kofi Kingston

Winner: Fandango

 

Backstage Segment: Daniel Bryan gets attacked backstage by The Wyatt Family which leads to a change in the main event featuring John Cena & CM Punk vs. The Shield.

 

John Cena & CM Punk vs. The Shield

Winners: John Cena and CM Punk via DQ
The finish came when the referee called for the bell after all three members of The Shield beat on CM Punk and refused to stop. At the end, Reigns speared Cena and then all three members of The Shield hit the triple-power bomb on Punk. Big E. Langston ended up coming out to make the save.

This is how Smackdown Ends, with Big E being the savior for Punk and Cena.

Cause Carnage, Watch Wrestling.

Carnage Out!

Full Sit Down Interviews with Triple H and Michael Cole (UPDATE)

Here are all sit-down interviews between Triple H and Michael Cole discussing WWE issues, story’s, and characters.

The video’s go from latest to oldest: I will update as new video’s come out.

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Hogan, Batista, and RVD Returning to WWE?

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Source: EWrestlingnews.com

As of Dec.18.2013, Hulk Hogan has not signed a deal with WWE to return at WrestleMania 30. According to sources, the two sides are continuing to negotiate and WWE is very confident that he will be appearing at the milestone event. Some believe that Hogan will not be wrestling on the show but that remains to be seen. According to one source, even if WWE did want him to wrestle, he simply wouldn’t pass their medical tests. Of course, it’s Hogan so he may get a “pass” but as of now, it looks like he’ll be doing a “quick beat down” leading to a promo on one of WWE’s heels.

There is also talk that Dave Batista is interested in returning to the company. As of now, there is absolutely nothing agreed upon between the two sides.

Rob Van Dam is not scheduled for WrestleMania 30 but that could easily change.

Raw Recap Dec.16.2013

Show: Raw

Date: Dec.16.2013

Author: Cade Carnage

Venue: American Airlines Centre,  Dallas TX

 

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Welcome my War Gods to the first Raw after TLC where Randy Orton became the first WWE World Heavyweight Champion. What will the new Orton era bring us? Well let’s see as his victory ceremony kicks off Raw!

 

All the locker room stand on the ramp staring at both Stephanie McMahon and triple H in the ring. I call this Triple H law. Steph welcomes everyone to this historic night and Triple H welcomes the new WWE World Heavyweight Champion Randy Orton.  Orton comes out to the glares of all the superstars including Daniel Bryan and John Cena, smirks and lifts both WWE and World championship belts in the air as he walks to the ring.

Orton starts things off telling the audience that they had no faith in him for winning the most important match in WWE history, but Randy proved them wrong. Randy proved that he didn’t get handed everything, but worked for everything he has just as he descended to the top of the ladder and took both championship belts. Orton continues telling all the superstars on the ramp that where they stand is appropriate and that Orton is the most powerful person in the ring. He continues but gets caught off by Cena calling him an “Idiot.” Orton demands that his mic gets turned off but Cena carries on explaining what Orton was going to say saving the audience 20 minutes of the same shit, and congrats him for the win last night at TLC. He reminds Orton what Austin said about the championships, “Your either put up, or shut up!” Orton begins to freak out demanding that Cena won’t get his rematch tonight, but Cena states that it’s not him. As the audience chants YES, he reminds Orton that he claimed to give a deserving Daniel Bryan a rematch for the title. So Cena recommends Orton vs. Bryan for Raw’s main event. Orton demands for Security to take Cena out, but Cena interrupts saying that if you want to prove your legacy, face Daniel Bryan for the WWE World Heavyweight Championship. The Audience chants the usual YES, YES, YES. Cena asks Orton you scared? Orton begins by saying that he doesn’t have to listen to anyone, until Steph comes in and adds “Instead of us”. Orton apologizes for almost losing his cool, and asks that the Authority couldn’t possible accept this match. Triple H agrees that Daniel shouldn’t be given a chance for the belt, but does create a 1-on-1 match against Orton vs. Daniel Bryan to prove that Orton is the true WWE World Heavyweight Champion and a great way to start his reign..

 

The Rhodes Brothers vs. Rey Mysterio & Big Show (Voted by the WWE Universe)

This match was created by the WWE Universe who voted for this match on that ever confusing App called the WWE App. Have you heard of this; apparently it’s so hard to download that we need to see a tutorial video weekly by Michael Cole and Jerry Lawler.  TOO CONFUSING!!

CONFUSING!

Cody and Rey start things off with a good sportsmanship handshake. They both clinch up and roll for a bit until they meet eye to eye allowing the audience to cheer. They clinch again, but this time Rey gets the hurricanrana taking Cody out of the ring, and lands a jumping cross body. He rolls Cody back in and goes for the ropes, but Cody grabs Rey onto his shoulders. Mysterio punches his Cody’s head and manages to come down, but right into Cody disaster kick grounding the action. Cody keeps Mysterio in a hanging suplex and lands him face first for a 2 count. Goldust tags in and both the Rhodes perform a double move allowing Goldust to land his elbow on Mysterio’s head. Goldust punches Rey around and tags in Cody who goes to the top and lands his knee’s on Mysterio’s mid section. Cody puts Mysterio in a neck lock which allows Rey to heighten his momentum, get up and counter to tag in Big Show. Show comes in and connects a huge shoulder to Cody taking him down cutting us to commercials.

When we return we see Big Show and Cody getting up slowly. But just as both reach their feet, Big Show grabs Cody and scoop slams him and lands an elbow on his chest for the 2 count. Big Show lifts Cody up as we cut to the announcers taking a selfy… Really?

We cut back to the action where Cody fights from the corner throwing punches to Big Shows head. He runs the ropes but comes face first to Big Shows boot.. And WTF we cut to the announcers again doing the selfy because they screwed up the first one! WTF guys… Big Show locks in a neck lock as Jerry Lawler shows the picture he took and Michael Cole explains that they’ll do the WWE App tutorial later…. FUCK!!

 

Anyways, Cody was in a choke hold and was able to fight out but Big Show grounds him again for a 2 count. The crowd begins chanting “We Want Goldust” as Big Show runs his bum into Cody’s mid-section in the corner. Big Show slaps his chest and the sound was terrific, sounded like Cody’s chest snapped. Cody climbs his way up to his feet using Big Show as support, as Show connects a punch to the mid section and another elbow drop for a 2 count. Big Show goes to the second rope, and jumps for an elevated elbow drop, but thankfully Cody moved as Goldust begs for the tag. Goldust gets the tag and comes in close lining Big Show and delivers a dropkick taking him down. He connects his neck punch and a jumping neck breaker for the 2 count. Goldust goes for the DDT but Big Show pushes him away off the ropes right into a choke slam for a 2 count. Cody though came in to help his brother but to no avail as Big Show throws him out of the ring. Goldust boots Big Show in the head but he didn’t take that likely and knocks him out with the WMD. Mysterio tags in and climbs big Shows shoulders which allows him to land his body drop for the 1..2..3!

Winners: Rey Mysterio & Big Show

After the match Cody, Rey and Big Show stand above Goldust helping him to his feet shaking his hand.

 

Announcers: If you have the WWE app, you can vote who Punk’s partners will be for later on Raw against the Shield; Usos, Matadores, or Prime Time Players.

 

Segment: Bad New Barrett tells us that over half a billion dollars are on steak for this weekend’s lottery. The bad news is that no one in the arena will win and will be forced to return to their dead end jobs.. Happy holidays..

 

Backstage: Kane, Triple H and Stephanie agree that the match against Bryan and Orton will be great. Orton comes in arguing how they could create a match like this after winning the belts. Stephanie stops him and reminds him that Daniel went 3-on-1 against the Wyatt’s, and that being a WWE World Heavyweight Champion means that you need to do double the work. Triple H interrupts and tells Orton that everyone will be gunning for him and therefore he needs to tell them who the champion is. Triple H continues telling Orton to relax, and that the Authority has his back. Orton walks away puffing and the Authority stand looking at each other in disgust.

 

Fandango vs. Dolph Ziggler (TLC Pre-Show Rematch)

What’s the point doing the pre-show when you’re going to re-do it the next night anyways…

The bell rings and Fandango goes for the assault quickly and tries for a back drop. Ziggler counters and connects a kick to the head making Fandango roll to the outside for a brake. He counters a sliding dropkick by Ziggler and connects a close line on the outside; he rolls Ziggler back into the ring for the 2 count. Fandango continues by stomping away on Zigglers head and connecting a suplex for another 2 count. Ziggler manages to fight out but in the end gets connects with a kick to the jaw allowing Fandango to pin for the 2 count. He slaps Dolph’s head yelling “Come one Dolph” and locks in a chokehold on Ziggler getting the crowd behind him. Ziggler fights out and rolls Fandango for the 2 count. They both get up quickly but Fandango connects the close line for a 2 count. Fandango connects some elbows to Zigglers shoulder and a knee to the mid section. He forces Ziggler back to his feet and Irish whips him but Ziggler counters into a roll up for the 1..2..3!

Winner: Dolph Ziggler.

 

Announcers: Pumping up the Orton vs. Bryan main event, and cut us to Mark Henry and Big E Langston walking in the back towards the ring as we cut to commercials.

 

The Real Americans vs. Mark Henry & Big E Langston

Swagger starts things off with Langston quickly landing a few punches and Irish whipping him. Langston though jumps over him and stops his momentum with a close line making Swagger roll to Cesaro and tagging him in. both Cesaro and Langston run the ropes and once again Langston stops the momentum taking Cesaro down. Cesaro tags in Swagger and he asks for Henry to come in. Henry tags and both go face to face. Swagger gets the mid section but Henry powers out and Irish whips Swagger into the turnbuckles. Henry picks him up and head butts him making him crawl to the corner. Langston tags in and Henry Irish whips him into Swagger mid section. Langston connects a running spear and tags in Henry. He comes in and slams on Swaggers back taking him to the mat. Henry forces him into the corner and tags in Langston who punches away on Swagger into another corner. Langston climbs the ropes and connects 10 head punches and close lines him getting the 2 count. Langston gets Swagger in an arm lock as Cesaro calls for the tag.. Swagger fights out and breaks the hold and quickly tags in Cesaro. He runs in but Langston catches him in a hip toss and tags in Henry. A quick head butt takes Cesaro down, but Cesaro fights out and runs for Swagger who comes in connects a few punches, runs the ropes but gets Henry’s close line stopping his momentum. Langston tags in and both deliver a double shoulder making Swagger tag out to Cesaro. Langston though, catches Cesaro and connects a military press taking him to the outside. The Real Americans work out an action plan on the outside as the ref counts in the background. Cesaro comes back onto the apron but Langston catches him and throws him in and connects a back body drop. Cesaro manages to connect a few punches and tag in Swagger, but Langston attacks Cesaro and Swagger and scoop slams Cesaro. He runs the ropes but Swagger catches him and pulls him to the outside where he gets thrown into the announcers table and we cut to commercials.

We return to Langston over powering a choke hold by Cesaro. He goes for the tag but Cesaro stops him and takes him back into the Americans corner. Langston fights away but Cesaro brings him back onto the mat. Cesaro impressively lifts Langston off the mat for a gut wrench power slam and tags in Swagger where he lands a belly-to-belly for the 2 count. Swagger locks in the neck lock as the audience cheers for Langston. He manages to lift Swagger off his feet and throws him allowing Langston to try for the tag on Henry. But Swagger reaches Cesaro and he stomps on Langston’s back stopping the reach. Swagger tags in and both perform a throw into a power slam by Swagger for a 2 count. Langston tries to fight back but Swagger stops his momentum and tags in Cesaro. Both try for a double back body drop but Langston counters both and manages to tag in Henry. He comes in roaring, landing multiple close lines and a Junk Yard Dog head butt to Cesaro. He connects a power slam but Swagger stops the pin attempt. He runs the ropes but Henry stops him immediately with an evil looking shoulder bump. He picks Cesaro up but a European uppercut allows Langston to make a ghost tag. Cesaro takes down Henry and tries for the giant swing, but Langston comes in runs the ropes hitting Cesaro and lands his Big Ending for the 1..2..3!

Winners: Mark Henry & Big E Langston

 

Announcers: God dam showing us how to download the WWE App… I REVOLT!

 

Ryback & Curtis Axel vs. Tons of Funk

R-Truth and Xavier Woods accompany the announcers to watch the match.

Tensai and Curtis start things off with a few punches and Tensai whipping Axel in the corner. Axel runs the ropes but Tensai stops the action with a huge shoulder. Axel though attacks his legs and connects a few punches to Tensai’s head. He tags in Ryback who stomps on Tensai and delivers a scoop slam for the 2 count. Ryback runs to the corner but Tensai side steps and tries to tag in Brodus. As he comes near, Brodus steps back and waves away Tensai as Ryback connects the meat hook to the back of Tensai’s head, and connects the shell shock for the 1..2..3!

Winners: Rybaxel

Brodus stands over Tensai after the match mocking their dance routine. He runs the ropes and lands a body splash twice. Truth and Xavier come in to help Tensai and both deliver a dropkick making Brodus roll out of the ring. Brodus continues claiming that he is the “Main Event Player” until Truth gets a mic and tells the Funkadactyls to dance considering their dressed for it. They come in as Brodus’s song comes on and dance with Truth and Woods. Looks like Brodus lost his gimmick.

I like seeing an evil Brodus.. Its killing time!

 

CM Punk comes out to the ring to address the WWE Universe. The announcers recap the ascension segment where Triple H throws Punk away and Punk attacked him back until he got a sweet chinned music from HBK.

He grabs a mic and tells the audience that at TLC he thought the Shield would put him down and that he just wanted to take some of them down with him. But at TLC not only did he not get taken out; but the “Best in the World” took out the Shield. He knows that this is far from over but it isn’t about the Shield, and as much as the Authority doesn’t want to admit that they sent the shield after him as a bunch of hired thugs. Punk can’t understand if someone is trying to sweep him under the rug. But before Triple H comes out and puts Punk in a 16-on-1 handicap match, why doesn’t Triple H just come to the ring to speak one-on-one, man-to-man, and face-to-face; unless Hunter is afraid of what Punk can do to him on the mic. Punk wait for Triple H to come out as the crowd cheers “CM Punk, CM Punk.” He asks if he should give Hunter a couple more seconds and yet Triple H doesn’t come out. Instead HBK’s music hits and he walks to the ring dressed in hunting gear.. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, HBK hunts people at night for fun.

Before HBK starts talking, Punk addresses Stephanie; because she had the power, and says that when they want to talk they know where they can reach Punk. HBK begins his speech as the crowd chants “You sold out, you sold out.” HBK waits it out and tells the audience to shut it; he’s got a car waiting. He begins by saying that Punk’s problem should be with him and not Hunter because he did kick him in the face. Punk says that everyone respects HBK and that he kicking him was a fun moment for him, but warns HBK that if he ever kicks him again, Punk will kick him back. HBK says that kicking Punk pained him more than Punk; and that what he’s going to do will pain Punk more than HBK and calls out the Shield.

We cut to commercials as the announcers remind us to vote for Punks partners on the WWE App.

The Shield vs. CM Punk & The Usos (Voted by WWE Universe)

Dean and Jimmy start things off with a few clinches and the usual build up moves. Jimmy lands a big back body drop for a 1 count and tags in Jay Uso. Jimmy holds Dean in the corner as Jay jumps on him taking him to the mat. He tags in Punk who goes to the top rope and lands an axe handle and takes Dean to the corner. Dean side steps and runs to his corner and tags in Seth as he comes in he gets tripped up by Punk and gets held down as Punk tags in Jimmy. Both Seth and Jimmy clinch up and Seth takes him to the corner and delivers a huge chest slap. He tries to Irish whip him to the other corner but Jimmy counters and lands his own close line. He tags in Jay and both the Usos connect a double elbow drop. Jay locks in an arm lock and slaps Seth back to the mat for a 2 count. Seth finally fights back delivering a few hits and ran the ropes where Jay counters and hip tosses Seth and tags in Jimmy. He slaps Seth right in the throat and runs the ropes, but Seth counters with a knee to the gut. Jimmy gets back to his feet and both competitors exchange punches and kicks until Seth gets put up against the ropes and Jimmy close lines both of them over the top rope to the outside and we cut to commercials.

We return to Seth delivering a top rope gut punch on Jay Uso taking him to the mat. Seth brings him back to his feet and Jay fights back and runs the ropes but gets taken out again with a back elbow. Seth begins to stomp away on Jay’s chest until the ref pulls him off. Seth runs to the corner but Jay side steps taking Seth into the turnbuckle. Jay manages to tag in Jimmy who lands a Samoan drop on Seth for the 2 count. He taunts to the audience and stops the advancement by Roman on the apron. As he turns, Seth connects his spinning kick and tags in Dean. Dean holds the legs and stomps away on Jimmy’s mid section for the 2 count. He locks in a chin lock looking at Punk taunting him. The audience cheers back and Jimmy lands a jaw breaker but gets caught with an elbow from Ambrose. He goes to the second rope and lands a boot to the chest and takes Jimmy to the Shields corner. Roman tags in and he throws Jimmy out of the Shields corner. He lays Jimmy flat as he lands a jumping elbow drop and stomps away on his arm. Roman tags in Seth as Jimmy begins to fight back. Seth attacks him from behind and punches away at his head making the ref push him off. He takes Jimmy to the corner and takes him on the top rope. Seth climbs up with him and tries for a super-plex but Jimmy counters head butting him off. Seth gets to his feet and Jimmy connects a flying cross body giving him time to tag. Seth tags in Roman and grabs Jimmy by the hair and delivers a huge back body slam for the 2 count. Roman keeps Jimmy down slamming away on his chest until he locks in a choke hold. Roman rolls him and pins for the 2 count. Jimmy gets back to his feet and counters Roman with a punch and a kick to the head getting Jay and Punk pumped for the tag. Roman tags in Dean and Jimmy jumps tagging in Punk. Punk comes in swinging, delivering a double springboard close line on Dean and Seth, two running knee’s to Seth and Dean and a double neck breaker. Roman comes in and attacks Punk but the Usos fight back and take Roman to the outside allowing Jay to do a jump from the ring to the outside. Punk lands a suicide dive on Seth and stops Ambrose from going for a suicide dive himself. He goes to the top rope and lands his signature elbow drop for the 2 count. Seth tries to interfere but Punk kicks him off the apron and misses Dean tagging in Roman just as Punk kicks Roman right in the head. He grabs Dean and connects the GTS but just after connecting gets caught with a spear by Roman Reigns for the 1..2..3!

Winners: The Shield

 

Announcers: Recapping the Randy Orton Ceremony where Bryan vs. Orton was announced.

 

Announcers: Showing a WWE App vote for who should get coal in their stocking…. Anyways Stephanie McMahon wins that wonderful present.. They continue advertising WWE2K14 until Bray’s cut off music hits.

 

Promo: The Wyatt’s comes on the titon-tron telling everyone that Daniel Bryan is a coward, a lair, and an ant trying to fight the armor of a scorpion! Bray told him “I can take the pain away.” He apologizes to Sister Abigail and says that if Daniel Bryan refuses to walk with the repears. Luke interferes finishing it with a “Then he’ll burn with the saints”. During this interview the Wyatt’s weren’t always looking at the camera they starred at something to their left and when the promo was over the camera pans over to the rocking chair Bray always sits on..

 

Natalya & The Bellas vs. AJ, Tamina & Alicia Fox

Ok, I’m using this match as a breaker.. I’ve given details recently on these Diva’s matches and I deserve a break from this horrible wrestling so don’t expect much..

Natalya beats on Alicia Fox until tagging in Brie. Brie does her usual jumping around followed by her horrible taunting.. Somehow some fans got on her side as she fights out of a chokehold by Alicia which she counters and tags in Tamina. Tamina comes in and I just wish she would snap these twigs and get some better wrestlers in. For the next few minutes Tamina yells and kicks around Brie.

The audience are so bored that they begin chanting “JBL, JBL.” AJ tags in to a better reaction but gets planted with a dropkick. Nikki tags in and connects a few close lines to AJ followed by two dropkicks to Tamina and Alicia on the apron. Nikki picks up AJ but just then Tamina delivers a huge kick to Nikki’s face honestly breaking something… I hope… AJ see’s the advantage and knee’s Nikki’s head and pins for the 1..2..3!

Winners: Alicia Fox, Tamina, and AJ Lee

The whole time after the match, Nikki holds her mouth and refuses to remove her hands.. She may have chipped a tooth or something, it was a hard kick.

 

Video Promo: Apparently there’s going to be a Santa vs. Santa match next Raw where Damien Sandow faces Mark Henry. These are horrible segments that are honestly not worth watching.. At all.. My head hurts from watching these and experiencing them.. Just youtube them and I swear you’ll find it and understand my torture.

 

Interview backstage: Renee interviews Randy Orton and begins by congratulating him. Orton though doesn’t accept it because he’s heard that word to much and his congrats is facing a non-deserving troll. He continues by saying that everyone is going nuts and that the WWE is in bizarro world. The only thing Orton wants is everyone to bend over and kiss his ass. Interview Over!

 

Randy Orton vs. Daniel Bryan

Just a side note, I thought we would never see the two championship belts again in the ring at the same time, yet Orton walks with both of them to the ring…. More inconsistencies!

The bell rings and Orton and Bryan stare each other down until the clinch up. They go to a corner where both rotate back and forth until the ref breaks them up and Orton goes to the outside to catch a breather. He comes back in and clinches up again but this time Bryan gets in a side head lock on Orton taking him down. Orton counters choking Bryan with his legs, but Bryan being the reversible psycho reverses and locks Orton in a leg lock and then into a modified leg lock turning Orton on his shoulders for the 2 count. Orton rolls to the outside to catch a breather and re-group. He gets back in and once again both go for the clinch, but Orton stops it immediately and delivers punch after punch to Daniels head. He lifts him up and connects a suplex allowing Orton to stalk his prey. Orton though taking his time allows Bryan to get the advantage grabbing Orton’s legs and dropping a few elbows on them. He takes Orton to the corner and kicks Orton in the leg and dropkicks his knee. Orton moves himself in a bad position having the steel pole between his legs. Bryan goes to the outside and slams Orton’s leg into the steel pole. He climbs back into the ring and pins Orton for a 2 count. He connects a European uppercut but Orton lands his own grounding Bryan. Bryan gets back up and both go back and forth with European uppercuts until Daniel gets the upper hand and grounds Orton with a knee to the gut. Bryan pulls Orton to the middle of the ring and locks in a leg lock making Orton have to bite Daniels knee to break the hold. The ref yells at Orton to watch the biting but Orton tells him to “Shut Up!” Orton goes for Bryan and connects a few punches but Bryan counters into a crab lock making Orton have to struggle to the ropes. Orton reaches the ropes and Daniel slams his knee against the mat. They both get back to their feet and Daniel goes for a fancy flipping maneuver but Orton gets the upper hand and connects a hard close line stopping the momentum. Orton lines up his arm and stomps on the elbow as Daniel screams out in pain. Orton taunts the crowd delivers some head butts to Daniel in the corner and continues to focus on the arm.

Orton starts getting the advantage and Irish whips Daniel against the ropes and delivers a fast elbow for a 2 count. Orton keeps Daniel off his feet and locks in an arm lock hoping to wear down Daniel. But the crowd starts cheering Daniel on and gets him back to his feet only to have Orton plant him back down on his arm. Orton begins his signature stomps as he walks around Daniel Bryan. He taunts the crowd once more and as he goes back for Bryan, Bryan gets up quickly and bites Orton in the forehead, some payback. He punches away on Orton’s head and puts him against the ropes dropkicking him to the outside. Daniel runs the ropes and goes for the suicide dive, but Orton side steps him and Daniel lands right on that bad shoulder on the mat. The ref rushes out, and we cut to commercials.

We come back to Bryan fighting out of a choke hold locked on by Randy Orton. He runs the ropes after fighting out but Orton lifts the knee and stops his advantage. Bryan rolls to the apron and Orton throws him off into the barricade outside. Orton climbs out and holds Bryan exposing that bad arm and pushes him against the steel pole. Orton lifts Daniel back up and backdrops him on the barricade and rolls him into the ring for the 2 count. Orton slowly comes for Bryan as he rolls to a corner. Bryan gets back up and Orton lifts him onto the top turnbuckle and delivers a few punches. He climbs the turnbuckles and delivers a super-plex from the top rope for another 2 count. As both try to catch their breath Orton gets to his feet first and stands above Bryan. Orton goes for a punch, but Daniel counters and throws his own. Orton stops him and Irish whips him in the corner where Bryan does his signature top rope flip and running close line. Orton staggers to a corner and Daniel connects two running dropkicks and a top rope hurricane-rana for a 2 count. Both exhausted sit back-to-back trying to get to their feet. Daniel gets up first and head butts Orton and tries to Irish whip him, but Orton’s quick and connects his signature back breaker. Orton stalks Bryan again but almost gets the YES lock locked in. Orton counters and flips Bryan on the apron allowing him to deliver his second rope DDT. Orton connects and stares out to the audience and coils for the RKO. Daniel gets up slowly but counters the RKO into a backslide for the 2 count, gets up quickly and connects a kick to the head for another 2 count. Bryan staggers to his feet and climbs the top rope, but just as he reaches the top Orton pushes his legs out from under him stopping the momentum. Orton slowly makes his way back up looking to deliver another super-plex, but Daniel counters and throws Orton off allowing him to deliver his flying head butt for another 2 count.

The crowd by this point are very excited and keep chanting “This is awesome.” Daniel after the head butt gets up and connects multiple kicks to Orton and sends him to the corner. Bryan goes for another running dropkick but Orton side steps making Bryan land on his head. Orton rolls up Bryan for a 2 count, but just as Daniel kicks-out he locks Orton into the YES lock. Orton did not expect his and gets to the ropes and rolls to the outside. Daniel connects a suicide dive and Irish whips Orton into the barricade and gets a running dropkick to his head. Bryan rolls him back into the ring and connects a top rope missile dropkick and goes for his chest kicks. Bryan goes for the last head kick but Orton ducks and low blows Bryan costing Orton the match.

Winner: Daniel Bryan by DQ

John Cena music hits and he comes in and attacks Orton taking him to the outside and checks up on Daniel Bryan. Orton though runs in quickly and RKO’s Cena laying him out.

Orton stand above Bryan and Cena holding both titles in the air.

 

I crappy ending to a very good match.. I will agree, any match Daniel Bryan is in is just so entertaining.. Anyways, welcome to the Era of Orton!

Cause Carnage, Watch Wrestling

Carnage Out!

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WWE TLC Results Dec.15.2013

Show: WWE TLC 2013

Date: December 15, 2013

Author: Cade Carnage

Venue: Toyota Center (Houston, TX)

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Welcome to the 2013 WWE TLC pay per view recap! We have 5 championships on the line tonight; The Diva’s Championship, Intercontinental Championship, Unified Tag Team Championship, WWE and the World Heavyweight Championship. The WWE and World title will be contested tonight in a TLC match where either Cena or Orton will become the new Champion of Champions, unifying both belts once again. I’ve had some problems with this match which you can read about Here, but deep down inside I hope at least that they give us a lasting performance that will dig deep into out sub-conscious.

Let the Verbal Word Machine Gun Start!!

First we begin with the TLC pre-show where we get introduced to the expert panel; Josh Matthews, Booker T, Mick Foley, and the Miz. They discuss all the TLC matches to come and give their personal opinions on who will win. During the panel interview discussing the Shield vs Punk, the Shield interfere on the titon-tron telling Punk that the Shield is un-wielding and that tonight he will believe in the Shield.

Miz starts to give his opinion on the Shield until Kofi comes in interrupting yelling at Miz’s face “You got something to say?” You see, Miz throughout the panel interview kept putting Kofi down telling everyone that he wasn’t passionate or aggressive. Well, it looks like Kofi had enough and attacked Miz until Booker and Foley broke them up, cutting us to Michael Cole, JBL, and Jerry Lawler who introduce us to the next match.

Fandango’s music hits and dances his way to the ring… He takes a mic and tells the audience that the Texas line dance is beneath him.. That was an odd promo…

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Dolph Ziggler vs. Fandango (Pre Show Match)

The bell rings and Ziggler locks in a side headlock and connects a dropkick grounding Fandango. Fandango gets up quickly and throws Ziggler over the top ropes taking him to the outside as we cut to commercials.

We return as Fandango holds Ziggler in a choke hold. The crowd cheers Ziggler up as he connects a back drop stopping the hold. Both competitors get back up as Ziggler jumps on Fandango in a corner landing multiple corner punches and a swinging neck breaker. He connects a running close line and pins for the 2 count. He tries for the fameasser but Fandango counters rolling him for the 2 count. Ziggler gets up quickly and connects the fameasser this time for the 2 count. Ziggler goes for the Zig-Zag but Fandango holds the ropes and connects a suplex for a 2 count. He climbs the ropes but Ziggler pulls his feet from under him. He climbs up with Fandango but Summer Rae distracts him allowing Fandango to push Ziggler off and lands a top rope leg drop getting the 1..2..3!

Winner: Fandango

 

We return to the Panel where Miz is not there anymore and we continue to hear Foley’s and Booker’s opinions for the upcoming matches. We are also shown a video outlining the lineage of both the WWE Championship, and the World Heavyweight Championship.  As the Pre-show ends we see a limo pull up with the Authority stepping out, along with Vince McMahon. The audience cheers as we cut to the TLC PPV!

So the Pre-Show is done and TLC begins, let the Verbal Bomb go off!

The PPV begins with Triple H and Stephanie McMahon addressing the wwe Universe on the ramp. Steph begins by reminding everyone that tonight we will experience history as both the WWE and World title gets unified. Triple H takes over and gives some examples of past champions and how they made the belts great. Tonight those two championships become 1, tonight two champions go in, but on will become the champion of champions. Steph ends it stating that at the end of the night we will have one WWE World Heavyweight Champion.

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CM Punk vs. The Shield (3-on-1 Handicap Match)

This match will have the shield tagging in and out. Punk starts things off with Ambrose with a quick clinch. Ambrose gets punk around the waist trying to push him into the Shields corner, but Punk turns quickly tripping Ambrose. Ambrose pissed about being countered tags in Seth Rollins who comes in smirking. Punk decides to slide out of the ring waiting for Seth. He goes to the outside and Punk runs back in. Ambrose tries to attack on the apron but Punk stops him and kicks Seth in the mid section. Punk continues by pushing Seth into the corner connecting multiple shoulder thrusts and a rolling neck breaker. The crowd chant “one more time” as Punk connects another swinging neck breaker for the 1 count. Punk locks a neck lock on Seth as he pushes Punk to the Shields corner. Punk once again side steps allowing Seth to tag in Roman Reigns. He comes in and both Punk and he stare each other down. Roman goes for the attack but Punk side steps and connects a few punches until Roman grabs him by the throat and throws him into the Shields corner. Punk fights out hitting all members but Roman stops that momentum quickly. Seth tags in and both Roman and he split Punks legs keeping him on the ground. Seth stomps away on punk and delivers his own swinging neck breaker. Seth tags in Ambrose who stomps on Punk and goes for a pin, but gets a 2 count. He holds Punks legs open as he stomps on Punks ribs.. The crowd get behind Punk as Ambrose lifts him up and Irish whips him into the Shields corner. Roman tags in and begins to choke Punk until the ref gets to 4. Roman stomps away at Punk keeping the pace slow until Punk fights back and runs the ropes but only to get stopped by Roman. Roman throws Punk to the outside and waits until he gets to his feet. Roman runs for a spear but Punk side steps and takes Roman right over the announcers table. Roman gets back into the ring holding his eye as if he hit it against something. Punk attacks Roman and goes for his eye until Roman lifts punk over the ropes allowing him to tag in Seth Rollins. Roman’s eye is bleeding and appears to be puffing up due to him hitting it against the announcer’s chair. Seth connects his head kick while Roman sits on the outside with the medic looking at his eye. Seth mocks Punk back in the ring and tries for the go to sleep, but Punk counters Seth into Ambrose and connects his head kick for the 2 count. Seth goes off the ropes but Punk connects his signature kick, close line and swinging neck breaker getting the momentum on his side. He connects a running knee into the corner to Seth and climbs the top rope for the cross body for the 2 count. Punk tries to connect the anaconda vise but Ambrose comes in breaking up the hold. Seth tags Ambrose in and he goes right for Punk’s ribs. He takes him on the top rope and tries for a suplex but Punk head butts Ambrose off and goes for his top rope elbow drop which he connects. Seth tried to stop him but got kicked off the apron by Punk. He pins Ambrose for another 2 count. Punk calls for the GTS and tries to connect it to Ambrose but Seth runs in and Punk connects the GTS to him instead. He goes for the GTS on Ambrose but he counters just as Roman comes back in and goes for the spear, but Punk side steps and Roman spears Ambrose. Punk throws Roman out of the ring and pins Ambrose for the 1..2..3!

Winner: CM Punk

Backstage Interview: Renee interviews AJ Lee in the back and asks her if she believes Natalya has AJ’s number tonight due to the past wins she’s had against her. AJ states that the Diva’s and WWE Universe are a joke and that after tonight she will be the only one laughing.

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AJ Lee vs. Natalya (Diva’s Championship)

Tamina accompanies AJ to the ring and you just have to ask, will she get involved? My response is yes, yes she will, because that’s why she’s there.

The bell rings and Natalya goes for a quick pin for a 1 count. She locks in a side head lock which gets reversed by AJ into her own neck lock. Natalya gets outs of that but AJ locks in an arm lock allowing Natalya to fight her way out of it into a mid section lock on AJ. AJ tries to fight out but Natalya locks in another arm lock and dropkicks AJ’s head taking her to the outside. Natalya follows but AJ runs back into the ring as Tamina gets Natalya’s attention on the outside. AJ tries to connect a slide dropkick but Nat catches her and throws AJ against the barricade. She throws her back into the ring but again Tamina tries to get involved and as Natalya gets distracted AJ kicks her legs out from under her. Natalya goes to the outside and AJ throws her back into the ring for a 2 count. AJ keeps a chokehold on her and connects a shoulder pinning Nat again for a 2 count. AJ still keeping the advantage locks in another neck lock, but Natalya lifts her off the ground running AJ into the corner. Nat goes for a run but AJ lifts her knees up stopping the action. Natalya manages to get the upper hand and goes for a scoop slam but AJ manages to lock in a front head lock. Natalya fights out rolling AJ off of her and dropkicking her in the face. Natalya gets the momentum going and connects a couple of suplex’s and a sit-down scoop slam. She goes for the sharpshooter and gets it locked in. AJ cries and tries to drag herself to the bottom rope but Natalya brings her back to the center of the ring. AJ manages to roll out of it stopping the action. Tamina gets on the apron but Natalya takes her off. The distraction allows AJ to lock in the black widow but Natalya manages to fight out of it and connects a rolling close line grounding AJ again. She goes for a sharpshooter but AJ grab her hair and rolls her for the 1..2..3!

Winner: AJ Lee (Retains)

Natalya once again stands in the ring saying “I’m sorry” crying… She really needs to stop crying, it just makes her look weak.. Whatever girl, it’s time to hulk up and snap some Diva’s.

Video: Recapping the legacy of both WWE and World Heavyweight Championship belts.

 

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Damien Sandow vs. Big E Langston (Intercontinental Championship)

Damien comes out on the mic to provide a service announcement; saying that a bunch of phrases are garbage which includes Big E Langston being Intercontinental champion. You’re Welcome.

As the bell rings Damien gets a gut kick in quickly as both competitors try for their finishers but get reversed allowing them to clinch up. Damien connects an elbow but only angers Big E as he connects a few mid section punches, a corner close line, and a running back body drop. He Irish whips Sandow into the corner, but he stops and rolls out before Big E can connect a running closeline. Big E follows him and manages to pull Big E into the ring pole. He rolls Big E back into the ring for a 2 count. He gets on top of Big E and rains punches and elbows getting another 2 count. Damien locks a choke hold allowing the crowd to get behind Big E, but Damien still keeps the weight on. Big E finally ends up throwing Damien off, but Damien still stops the action connecting a running close line and his signature elbow drop for a 2 count. He locks in another choke hold to ground the action and build momentum. Big E struggles to his feet lifting Sandown right into the corner. Big E lands a close line and tries for another running maneuver but ends up getting a dropkick to the head. Sandow exposes his right knee and drops it on big E’s head. He takes him to the corner choking him, but somehow Big E manages to lift Sandow on his shoulders and connects the electric chair. Both Competitors get back to their feet and its Langston who connects 2 close lines and a belly-to-belly followed by a big splash on Sandow’s back. He goes for the pin and only gets the 2 count. Big E takes him up for the big ending but Sandow reverses and drops the head getting a pin for the 2 count. Sandown goes for his Your Welcome but Big E reverses and once again goes for his Big Ending; but Sandow reverses and rolls him up for the 2 count. Big E fights back and connects his close line and takes the straps off and connects his big ending giving him the 1..2..3!

Winner: Big E Langston (Retains)

 

Backstage: We see Orton gearing up as Vince comes and stands by him grinning. He extends his hand and both shake hands in silence. Vince walks away.

Panel Segment: We go back to the panel as they recap when Kofi came in and slapped the taste out of Miz’s mouth. And now there is an announcement that there will be a match The Miz against Kofi Kingston in a no DQ match at TLC.

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The Real Americans vs. Big Show & Rey Mysterio vs. Rybaxel vs. The Rhodes Brothers (Elimination 4-way Tag Team Match for the Tag Team Championships)

 The bell rings as Ryback and Cody start things off. They clinch up and Ryback shows his power by throwing Cody away. Cody goes after him but Ryback smashes him back to the mat. Cody though gets back up and lands a punch to the throat and a dropkick to Rybacks leg allowing Cody to tag in Goldust. Goldust lands on Rybacks back with an elbow but Ryback overpowers him and throws him into Rybaxel’s corner. Axel tags in and dropkicks Goldust to stop the action. He Irish whips Goldust against the ropes allowing him to counter Axel and connect his own dropkick. As Goldust ran the rope Big Show tagged in and comes in behind Axel’s. Once Goldust pointed behind Axel he turned to Big Show judo flipping Axel by the arm. He connects two large chest slaps that echoes through the arena. The arena keeps chanting “One more time” which allowed Big Show landing a third slap. He tags in Mysterio who lands a few punches to Axel’s head until he countered and tags in Ryback. Axel lands a second rope forearm smash just as Ryback comes in and follows suit landing a second rope body splash for the 2 count. He connects multiple punches to Mysterio’s head as he tags in Axel yelling “Ryback Rules!” Axel Irish whips Mysterio to his corner but Rey counters and jumps over him. They both run the ropes, and connect a double cross body on each other. Eventually Axel tags in Ryback stopping Mysterio from tagging Big Show. But Goldust manages to reach out and tag himself in to go up against Ryback. He brings down Ryback and kicks Axel off the apron until he runs right into a big boot from Ryback. He goes for a power bomb but Goldust rolls Ryback up and pins for the 1..2..3!

Rybaxel Eliminated!

Ryback after the pin connects his meat hook on Goldust as Cesaro comes in stomping on Goldust. Cody comes in but the ref kicks him off. Swagger tags in and connects a few stomps and locks in a neck lock to ground the action. Goldust gets the audience behind him and fights his way to his feet reaching for Cody Rhodes. Swagger overpowers him and carries him to the Americans corner. Cesaro tags in and stomps away until Goldust rolls to the outside. Swagger tags and jumps off the apron to the outside and waits for Goldust to get up. As he does he lands a hard outside close line and throws Goldust back into the ring. Goldust tries to fight back as Swagger tags Cesaro but he gets stopped as Cesaro lifts Goldust off the ground and gut-wrenches him for the 2 count. Goldust gets the energy to fight out but Cesaro gets a head butt to his midsection allowing Swagger to tag in. Swagger too chokes him on the ropes in the Americans corner as the ref counts to 4. He locks in a bear hug but Goldust fights out and rolls up Swagger for the 2 count. As he reaches for Cody, Swagger pushes him into the Americans corner where he counters and jumps on Swagger from the second rope. As Goldust tries to reach Cody, Cesaro tags in and lands the big swing on Goldust. Swagger tags in and both do a double move where Cesaro flings Goldust into Swagger who connects his own gut wrench power slam. At this time Cody comes in and attacks Swagger but the ref stops him and throws him out. Swagger and Cesaro connect their swagger bomb, Cesaro stomp once again draining Goldust energy. Goldust though eventually fights back and counters all advances by the real Americans and just as Goldust reaches for Cody, Swagger pulls him off the apron. Goldust reverses Cesaro’s advancement back into the ring and connects a hurricanrana. On the outside, Big Show throws Swagger over the barricade; while inside Goldust tries to tag Mysterio. Cesaro kicks Mysterio off the apron but Goldust still fight back and goes for Big Show getting him tagged in. Big Show comes in and completely dominates the Real Americans throwing Cesaro around, and knocking out Swagger as he tried to run in. Cesaro goes to the second rope and jumps for Big Show but he knocks him out in mid air and gets the 1..2..3!

The Real Americans Eliminated!

Big Show waits to make sure The Rhodes is ready to continue. Goldust and Big Show go against each other and Big Show just throws him around taking him to the outside. Cody checks on Goldust but Goldust gently pushes him away as Big Show lifts him up on the apron and gets thrown into the ring. Big Show continues to be dominating until he goes for the choke slam but Goldust reverses and tags in Cody Rhodes. Both Goldust and Cody double suplex Big Show for the 2 count. Cody being the fresher man, goes for the disaster kick, but gets slapped out of the air by the Big Show. Big Show tags in Mysterio who connects a hurricanrana and a top rope senton, but as Mysterio goes for another move, Cody rolls up Mysterio; but he counters and kicks Cody in the head for the 2 count. Both reach their feet and Rey lands on Cody’s shoulders, but Cody throws him down and land his disaster kick for the 2 count. Cody comes back and tries for the cross-roads but Mysterio counters hanging both Cody and Goldust on the ropes for the 619. Mysterio tries for the 619 on Goldust and connects taking him to the outside. Big Show gets him and throws him into the barricade followed by Cody jumping on big Show from the apron. Big Show though catches him but gets reversed and throws into the steel pole. Cody tries for a springboard dropkick on Mysterio back in the ring but gets reversed into a power bomb. Both Cody and Rey deliver a back and forth action countering both of their finishers and signatures until Cody catches Rey in the cross roads and gets the 1..2..3!

Winners: The Rhodes Brothers (Retain)

 

Backstage: Prime Time Players talk in the back followed by Khali promoting the brawling buddies.. Los Matadores interfere and they all fight with the dolls. Vickie comes in screaming “Excuse me!” telling them to act like adults until Brad claims that his toy will win and both fight with toys until all the other superstars walk out. All of a sudden the lights go red and Kane’s music hits as he walks into shot starring them down. But it didn’t end there, he picks up the Cena and Brodus dolls and starts’ playing with them beating John Cena’s and ends it smiling at Brodus Clays…

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R-Truth vs. Brodus Clay

Truth starts it off throwing punches and taking Clay to the corner to deliver some more. Brodus counters him but Truth quickly gets the upper hand again delivering some corner kicks and a second rope dropkick for the 2 count. He connects his rolling head kick which makes Clay roll to the outside. Truth see’s him and springboards to the outside taking Brodus out. Truth rolls him into the ring and climbs the top rope. Brodus thinks fast and runs the ropes to take Truth off the top rope. Brodus lands a few stomps until he connects a corner drop on Truth dragging him into the middle pinning for the 2 count. Brodus connects 2 elbow drops and a senton on truth yelling at Tensai “I aint pinning him!” Brodus connects a punch to the head and stands on truths chest taking the air out of him. Brodus clinches Truth for the t-bone chanting “What’s Up, What’s Up!” He throws him into the opposite corner and waits for him to stand back up. Brodus lands a running body splash twice until Truth has to roll outside the ring. Brodus follows him smiling at the audience and taking Truth as if to throw him in the steel steps. Tensai stands in the way telling him to take him into the ring and win.. Brodus claims “I am winning!” Truth rolls back in and Brodus follows and hangs Truth on the corner upside down running himself into Truth until Tensai comes up telling him to stop. Brodus claims He’s Better than him and that he is the main event player. Tensai has enough of this and walks away from him along with the Funkadactyls. As Brodus yells at them for walking away, Truth lands a head kick and rolls him up for the 1..2..3!

Winner: R-Truth

 

Backstage: Cena speaks to someone as Vince walks behind him turning him around and shakes his hand.

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Kofi Kingston vs. The Miz (No DQ Match)

The match begins and Kofi brings Miz down connecting multiple punches. Miz fights back and connects a few punches of his own, but Kofi’s anger takes over connecting a few more and taking Miz to the outside. Kofi connects a close line and rolls Miz back into the ring. Miz tries to fight back but Kofi takes him back to the outside and goes for a suicide dive which gets stopped by Miz’s forearm. Back on the outside Miz tries to slam Kofi into the barricade but Kofi counters and throws Miz into the barricade so hard that I’m sure it moved a full section. Miz tries for a close line but Kofi countered taking Miz next to the ring post. Kofi goes for the trouble in paradise but Miz side steps taking Kofi’s ankle in the post. Miz begins focusing on that ankle and throws him back into the ring. Miz connects a knee smash here and there and slaps Kofi around like a doll. Miz again goes for another knee smasher but Kofi counters and rolls him up for a 2 count. Kofi gets to the corner and Miz runs for him, as Kofi gets his boot up and stops the Miz; but he’s quick and stomps again on the ankle stopping the action. He stomps away some more on it, but Kofi pushes him to the outside. Kofi follows and tries for a running move but Miz catches him and suplex’s Kofi on the barricade and connecting a running shoulder. He rolls Kofi back into the ring for a 2 count. He goes to the turnbuckle and pulls it off exposing it. He goes to the opposite corner and stomps away on Kofi. He waits for Kofi to get up and tries to do his Skull Crushing Finale onto the exposed turnbuckle. Kofi counters and tries for his own back suplex which gets reversed by Miz and he takes Kofi to the corner. Miz connects his signature elbow close line as the audience chant “Boring, Boring!” They both go for their finishers again but Kofi pushes Miz into the exposed turnbuckle and right into his trouble in paradise for the 1..2..3!

Winner: Kofi Kingston

Announcers: Outlining the Match Card against Cena and Orton.

Video: Recapping the feud against the Wyatt’s and Daniel Bryan

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Daniel Bryan vs. The Wyatt’s

Daniel starts things off with Erick quickly by running and connecting a running forearm and kicks to his legs. Rowan comes back with his own forearm and Irish whips Daniel to the opposing corner. He runs but Daniel counters and connects multiple kicks until Erick stops the momentum with his shoulder. Luke tags in and slowly kicks Bryan in the mid section keeping him on the mat. Daniel starts fighting out and connects more kicks and a dragon whip taking Luke to the ground. He locks in a surfboard submission pulling at the nose and stomping on the back of the knees. Bryan begins his kick barrage on Harper until he delivers a huge slap stopping the action. Erick tags in once again and stomps on Bryan in the corner. Erick connects a huge scoop slam as the crowd cheers “Daniel Bryan!” Erick again connects a scoop slam followed by an elbow drop. He picks Bryan up from the ground into a bear hug and throws him around like a rag doll. Bryan connects his elbows to try and fight out and gets pushed back against the ropes and lifted up for a flapjack.. He went like over 8 feet in the air.. Luke tags in and takes Daniel to the corner where Daniel connects his back flip and goes for his running close line but Luke stops him and plants him with a sit down scoop slam. Luke calls for Bray and he gets up from his rocking chair and gets tagged in yelling at Bryan that they could have been friends, that he could have helped him. He runs to the opposite corner and slams into Bryan extremely hard. He slams Bryans head against the turnbuckles until the ref calls him off. Bray continues by taking Bryan up for the scoop slam and throwing him instead of dropping him. Bray does his exorcism walk towards Bryan and doesn’t fall this time. He gets up and tags in Luke who slams on Bryans back. Erick tags in and just continues the abuse on him. Picking him up off the ground and connecting a fall-away slam into the Wyatt’s corner. Luke tags in and Irish whips Erick into Bryan and runs him into a big boot from Luke. Luke tags in Bray and once again yells at Bryan to have joined him, Bray is willing to give him one last choice, “Take my hand and I will make all this go away.” Bryan kicks it away and connects his forearms and runs the ropes right into Bray’s arm. Bray continues his yelling and drags Bryan into his corner tagging in Luke, telling him to finish it! Luke performs a power bomb and pins for the 2 count. He goes to Bray and he whispers something in his ear. He runs to the opposite corner for a big boot but Bryan side steps and starts to shake his head getting his momentum up. He runs to the Wyatt’s corner and kicks both Erick and Bray off the apron and lifting Luke to the top rope and connecting a top rope back drop for the 2 count. Bryan gets up with all the audience behind him, and connects his chest kicks and his head kick. He goes to the top rope and connects his leaping head butt. He goes for the pin but Erick breaks it up and gets a kick to the head which ends up trapping him in the ropes allowing Bryan to connect a bunch of kicks until the ref kicks him away. Bray in the mean time gets tagged by Luke as Bryan dropkicks Luke to the outside, and takes Erick out of the ring. Bryan sets his sights on Bray but he stops it with a kick to the head. He runs Daniel against the ropes but Daniel connects a suicide dive on Luke on the outside, and takes Erick into the steel steps. He climbs back into the ring and connects a top rope missile dropkick to Bray and goes for the YES lock. Bray fights out and connects punches to Bryans head stopping the action. He picks him up and connects his Sister Abigail getting the 1..2..3!

Winners: The Wyatt Family

At the end of the match Bray snuggles Bryans head sitting over him smiling over his win.

Panel: Discussing the Main Event Next where both titles will be unified against Cena and Orton.

Video: Recapping the build up for the Unified Championship match against Cena and Orton.

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John Cena vs. Randy Orton (WWE World Heavyweight Champion)

The bell rings and ref goes to the outside. Both competitors stare each other down listening to the crowd cheer and boo for each of them. They clinch up and go to the corner as they both fight to gain the upper hand. Cena locks in the side headlock and takes Orton to the mat. He fights back to his feet and Irish whips Cena to the ropes but gets connected with a shoulder. Cena goes to the outside looking for a table but Orton stops that momentum and takes a ladder into the ring. Cena comes in and punches away at Orton and slamming the ladder against Orton arm. Cena goes back to the table and throws it into the ring. He sets it up in a corner as Orton struggles to get to his feet. Cena gets him into the AA but Orton counters and tries to take him through that table but counters taking Orton to the outside. Orton quickly grabs a chair and come right back into the ring. He goes for a hit but Cena stops it. Orton kicks him in the mid section and slams the chair over his back and into his gut. Cena rolls out in pain as Orton follows taking another chair with him. He swings again but Cena ducks and Orton hits the steps making him let go of the chair. Orton though gets another swing and connects. Cena props himself against the steel pole and Orton goes for another chair shot. Cena ducks and grabs a chair slamming Orton over the back 2 times. Cena goes to the opposite side of the ring and grabs another table setting it up on the outside. He grabs Orton and lifts him up for a power bomb but Orton counters and throws Cena into the steps.

Orton slowly stands over Cena, and shakes his head. He grabs another ladder and heads back into the ring setting it up. As Cena remains on the ground Orton makes his way to the championships. Cena comes back quickly and pulls Orton off the ladder and connecting multiple strikes. He runs the ropes but Orton dropkicks him grounding the action. Cena pulls the ladder down and Orton throws it out for some reason. Orton begins to beat and stomp away at Cena as the crowd does its usual “Let’s go Cena, Cena Sucks!” Orton delivers knee after knee to Cena’s head making Cena climb his way back up to his feet. Orton throws a punch, but Cena throws his own and runs the ropes only to be countered into a power slam by Randy Orton. Orton grabs his leg and stomps Cena’s mid section allowing him to go back to the outside and grabbing the ladder again. As he climbs back into the ring, Cena grabs that ladder and hits Orton in the mid section with it and sets it up. He begins to climb the ladder but Orton pulls him off and connecting a back drop stopping the momentum. Orton folds up the ladder and holds it up trying to slam Cena on the head. But Cena ducks and Orton throws it to the outside. Orton was quick, and grabbed the chair close-by and slams Cena with it a few times on the back and wedges it into the corner. Orton turns around into Cena’s signature shoulder and backdrop building his way up for the five knuckle shuffle. Orton though kicks Cena as he taunts and runs Cena’s head into the chair wedged into the corner.

As the action slows, Orton goes back to the outside and grabs another ladder setting it up in the middle. He works his way to the top and grabs one belt as Cena comes up from behind him and connects some mid section punches. He brings Orton down and from mid way up the ladder he lands his five knuckle shuffle waiting for Orton to get up. Cena folds the ladder and smashes Orton on the apron taking him to the outside and onto the table that was setup earlier. Cena sets up the ladder and he works his way to the top. Just as Cena was going to pull the belts off, Orton runs in and pulls the ladder from under him and quickly connects an RKO stopping the action and grounding both competitors. They slowly make their way to their feet and it’s Randy who connects a few head butts trying to slow Cena. Cena throws punches and close lines Orton over the top rope to the outside. Cena follows and slams Orton’s head against the apron and slams his head with the steel steps. As Orton stands up again, Cena slams him with the steel steps again. Orton lies in pain, as Cena grabs another table and props it against another corner in the ring. So right now there are two tables set up in opposing corners. Cena goes to the outside to grab Orton, but Orton slams him with a mic taking Cena down. Orton stomps on Cena’s head against the steel steps and begins punching Cena over the head with the mic 10+ times. Orton strips the Spanish announcer’s tables dry and adjusts his boot looking for his head bunt. Orton sets up and waits for Cena, he goes for it but Cena counters rolling away and grabs Orton into the AA, slamming him through the Spanish announcers table.

This stops the action for a bit which allows Cena to slowly make his way back into the ring. He grabs the ladder which was in the ring from earlier and sets it up under the championships. Dazed and confused he begins climbing the ladder slowly. He reaches the belts but Randy pulls the ladder from under him. This makes Cena grab onto the belt and hangs off of them. Orton throws the ladder out of the ring and grabs a chair and begins swinging at Cena like a piñata. He throws a few more shots once Cena landed back onto the mat. He goes for another shot but Cena runs into Orton and spears him through one of the tables set up in the corner. Orton rolls to the outside and searches under one of the mats and pulls out a long pair of handcuff and cuffs Cena on the ropes. Orton hangs the key in front of Cena and throws all possible weapons away from Cena’s reach.  Orton taunts Cena with the key and throws it out into the audience. Cena now begins to flip and tries to pull himself free of the handcuffs.

Orton slowly makes his way up the ramp and grabs a huge ladder and slams it into Cena’s shoulder. Orton walks to the other side of the ring and sets up the ladder as Cena slams the handcuffs with a chair. As Orton climbs the ladder Cena loosens the turnbuckle pad and carries the bottom rope with him on top of the ladder. Both competitors throw punches but it’s Cena who manages to punch Orton off the ladder. Cena reaches for the belts but Orton grabs the ropes that are handcuffed to Cena’s hands and pulls Cena off the ladder onto the other table that was set up in the corner head first. As Cena is knocked out Orton climbs the ladder and slowly removes the fixture holding both belts raising them both high in the air celebrating as he now can call himself the new WWE World Heavyweight Champion.

Winner: Randy Orton (New WWE World Heavyweight Champion)

A clean win and an entertaining match. Though I personally would prefer Jericho to have interfered but it works.

Now as Orton celebrates Vince’s music hits and the Authorities Vince McMahon, Triple H, and Stephanie McMahon come out clapping for Orton. They come into the ring and Steph hugs Orton as Triple H and Vince shake Orton’s hand. Orton ends it by standing with both belts held up high and the authority behind him clapping.

Ok, New WWE World Champion heading into Raw. Not a bad show, but it could have been better.

Cause Carnage, Watch Wrestling

Carnage out!

WWE On Taping Schedule for Holidays (Raw/SD)

The WWE will not be presenting any house shows in the coming weeks to get on their holiday schedules.

Here is the schedule after TLC.

  • Sunday: TLC PPV in Houston, TX
  • Monday: Raw Live from Dallas, TX
  • Tuesday: Taping the December 23rd edition of Raw in Austin, TX
  • Wednesday: Taping Fridays Edition of Smackdown in San Antonio, TX
  • Thursday: Taping the December 27th edition of Smackdown in Corpus Christi, TX

This allows the WWE talents to take it easy, heal up, and spend time with family until they return to the road on December 26th for the year end show at Madison Square Garden.

It’s Holiday Time!

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WWE 2013 TLC Predictions

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Hello my notorious War Gods and welcome to the TLC Predictions by yours truly, Cade Carnage!

So TLC is going to be a big night, a ton of championships on the line and a unification match which I honestly couldn’t give two-shits about.. If you read my article outlining the downfalls of this match you’d understand why, Click here If you haven’t read it yet.

So lets begin the verbal predictions in which I almost get everything wrong. I don’t know why I keep doing these, but something deep down inside of me knows I’ll be correct some time soon..

 

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Dolph Ziggler vs. Fandango

Predicted Winner: Dolph Ziggler

The WWE has been pushing Ziggler aside using him in matches where, yes he does show-off, but no he doesn’t win. The guy is talented and can create an entertaining match; but I’ve noticed since he cashed in the money in the bank briefcase and won the WHC against Del Rio he hasn’t been used as he should be by the WWE. Another example how they don’t utilize true talent.

 

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Big E Langston vs. Damien Sandow (Intercontinental Championship)

Prediction: Big E Langston (Retains)

Not much to say about this match-up. Big E just won the Intercontinental Championship and he will continue to hold the Intercontinental championship after TLC. This is a stepping stone for him when it comes to character build-up and I think he’ll hold onto that belt for a long while.

 

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AJ Lee vs. Natalya (Diva’s Championship)

Predication: Natalya (New Champion)

What can I say, I like Natalya as a wrestler and hope she dominates this skinny toothpick.. Does that sound bias?

 

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CM Punk vs. The Shield (3-on-1 Handicap Match)

Prediction: CM Punk

I’m hoping, and assuming that the Shield will reach a breaking point in this one. Last Raw, we saw Ambrose kick Seth and Roman from ringside because he was sure he would beat Punk. Well 2 minutes later Ambrose got pinned and that was that. This Sunday I think there will be a breakup between them costing the Shield the match against Punk.. One can dream..

 

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Daniel Bryan vs. The Wyatt Family (3-on-1 Handicap Match)

Prediction: The Wyatt’s

Ok another 3-on-1 man action here. I understand the WWE is trying to showcase Bryan as being the underdog, but do you really need to put him in a match where all three of his competitors literally appear to eat meals the size of Daniel Bryan? This will be another match up where the Wyatt’s will win. Will Bryan show his monstrous side possibly teasing a join up with the Wyatt’s? I believe that it wouldn’t be a good idea considering Bryan is a huge baby-face right now and would subtract from his character if he did. Lets hope the WWE see’s it that way too.

 

Ok, From my understanding there is also going to be a tag team title match-up that hasn’t been released as of yet.

The Rhodes Brothers vs. Big Show & Rey Mysterio vs. The Real Americans vs. Rybaxel (TLC Tag Team Championships)

Predictions: The Rhodes Brother (Retain)

This in my prediction will be the match to watch. The Rhodes brothers lately have been nothing but gold in the ring (no pun intended). Adding Swagger and Cesaro will just hype this match-up even more.

This match has not been announced but hopefully will be sometime soon. I’ll update the article once all aspects have been finalized.

 

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John Cena vs. Randy Orton (WWE/World Title Unification Match)

Prediction: Chris Jericho!!!

Ya, you read that right.. Since this match-up came to fruition, Chris Jericho has not been mentioned anywhere as the first ever undisputed champion in the WWE. There was one video on WWE.com that depicted him as beating Rock and Austin, but not identifying him as the undisputed champion. I’m predicting that Jericho will do another one of his surprise appearances, considering that’s what he likes to do; and interfere in the match-up taking both titles as Cena and Orton are down and out. This will allow Jericho to once again claim that he is the Undisputed Heavyweight Champion.

This would be a great ending to this PPV, but once again the WWE doesn’t think logically and this match may just end up with Cena winning.. If it does, i’ll revolt!

Seriously, I’ll do it!

 

Anyways those are my predictions and if the universe is on my side, it’ll come out to how I predicted. If not, then fuck it!!

SHUT UP WILL!

 

Thanks for reading my War Gods!

Cause Carnage, Watch Wrestling

Carnage Out!

 

Michael Cole sit-down interview With Triple addressing Raw’s ending

WWE has posted another sit-down interview with Triple H and Michael Cole to address Daniel Bryan, The Ending of Raw, and the TLC match this coming Sunday at Tables, Ladders, and Chairs.

You can see all sit-down interviews by clicking here.

 

 

 

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