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Yup you know what time it is, it RAW Re-cap time!! Everyone Rejoice!
Raw, being 3 hours long can really seep into your mind. I mean there’s so much that when you fall asleep you dream YES YES YES, but silently; like a silent but deadly fart you let out whenever your wife is studying. HA Enjoy it!!
Triple H and Randy Orton begin the night addressing the audience as being the reasoning behind Daniel’s raising Ego; and that him getting hurt and attacked is all due to the them and their chanting. Because you know the audience members chant for The Shield to take on Bryan; or to have Bryan attacked from behind. Crazy old Ego filled Daniel Bryan just wants multiple men on him..Wait, I think I lost track of this point..
But the three parts I liked about this segment was:
- They referenced Doink the Clown as being a good entertainer but not really WWE Champion material, because his face wasn’t right. Just ask the audience member dressed as a clown.. HE GOT A WRONG FACE!!
- Triple H brought up Big Shows iron clad contract.
- Triple H stating that he should bring back the Cruiserweight or European Championship so Daniel can fight for something.
I like the use of Big Shows Iron Clad Contract because it shows that the WWE are becoming more consistent with their story lines. Identifying that Show could have helped Daniel Bryan; but just decided to stay seated and cry for Daniels pain… Or not having a Hot Dog, we’ll never know.
The references of the Cruiser and European Championships just make me want the WWE to re-instate these belts and have the not-so popular guys competed for them… I would have these belts defended weekly on Raw or Smackdown and leave the bigger championships for PPV or special events. But that won’t happen so I won’t waste my breath or the rigidity of my fingers on this subject.
Daniel did come out after Triple H’s and Randy’s squirt-a-thon and pretty much insulted both of them. Pretty well if I may say. “Triple H gave up being a man once he got his hair cut and suite on; Randy Orton being less masculine then Stephanie McMahon”. And Daniel Bryan addresses that he had a pretty hard life getting to the WWE, where Randy Orton pretty much got everything given to him. But my favorite had to be Triple H; “Why are you so angry? You’re like a grumpy old troll”. Hunter allows Bryan to vent his frustration against Big Show in the main event. Good opening segment for Raw.
After commercials and advertisements, we got to see Randy and hunter talking/walking backstage when they run into Cheeks… Sorry that’s what my wife calls Cody Rhodes ‘Cheeks’. Cause of this face, and that horrible segment he did where he was Dashing Cody Rhodes.. Ohh god.. Just search ‘Dashing’ Cody Rhodes – Grooming Tips on Youtube and you’ll see. But anyways, pretty much Cody speaks his mind to Randy and Hunter. “Randy you shouldn’t just ignore the match with Daniel, there’s no reason, just fight him and get it over with. That would be best for business”. Obviously Hunter gets upset and his nostrils flare out! He makes a match for Cody against Randy Orton where Cody’s job is on the line.. Especially when he’s getting married just days away.. Ohh no!! Have a good Honeymoon Cody..
Fandango vs The Miz (Miz wins by submission)
Ok I’ll admit it, I was smart enough to figure out how to download the WWE app on my smartphone.. Because you know, were all idiots in this technological Smartphone world where we don’t know how to download apps or whatever. Anyways if you watched this match on the WWE app you got to see Fandango’s face all red with Blood!! After taking a stiff kick from Miz, Fandango suffered a broken nose during the match. The ref stopped the match temporarily to get Fandango looked at by the ringside medic. After the medic corrected the broken nose (Where you saw Fandango squirm in pain) the bleeding stopped and the match continued. But wow was there ever allot of blood initially. Kind of reminded me of ECW a bit.. All I wanted was Balls Mahoney to come in and smack Miz and Fandingo with chair shot after chair shot.. But that didn’t happen. And the match ended with a figure-4-leg-lock on Fandango.
Ziggler gets a mystery opponent, because his attitude is not best for business. If you watched on the WWE app, you would have seen Ziggler threaten to break Maddox’s hand.. Now that would be good for business.
Ziggler vs Ryback (Ryback wins by Pin)
Anyways, Ziggler got a match against a mystery opponent which ended up being Ryback…. But prior to the match beginning, Ziggler got attacked from behind by Dean Ambrose. Because you know they’ll be a feud between these two, which I wouldn’t mind watching. That US title has no relevance right now and should go to someone who wills at least portrait it properly. But what amazed me was that only Ambrose came out.. No other Shield member.. I know!! Celebration!!
Ummm.. Maybe not that type of Celebration..
Ziggler still put up a fight here and there. The guy performs a dropkick so fast, probably one of the quickest I’ve ever seen. And did anyone hear Ziggler’s bone chilling yell as Ryback pulled his face open? I hope, because if not then that sentence sounds wrong…. But in the end Ryback beat Ziggler with his finisher and got the pin.
We get to a point in the show where Big Show decides to not wrestle against Daniel Bryan. Stephanie McMahon decides to address this issue in the ring in front of the audience. She decided to bring in personal history between them, in which it really gave the segment a bit of a back story. It is true that Big Show was a supporter for Steph when she was younger, and gave her business advice whenever he could. In addition Big Show travels allot with Steph for promoting B.A.S (Be a Star), Yahoo partnership and other WWE commercial adventures. There is history there, even when Big Show aligned himself with Triple H, Stephanie, and Shane McMahon in the attitude era. But, this segment got really interesting when Show’s financial issues came up. Big Show ‘Paul Wight’ has been having some financial situations with the IRS and failed business adventures. I actually was amazed this got brought up, obviously Paul had to approve of it, but it was a direction in which Stephanie really showed her ‘heel’ attitude.. And once again Big Show needs to release those tears. And his Iron Clad Contract has a loop hole? He has to perform for the contract to stay valid. Pretty much telling him to fight or else. I did love the “Rampage” segment in the back where Show just lost it. He actually threw a chair at two people standing by watching him. There’s never a safe place around an angry giant. Fucking hilarious..
Again the WWE must show us how to download the WWE app.. Crap, if I only had waited my confusion in going to the App store and pressing ‘install’ would have saved me some time and aggravation… WE’RE NOT STUPID!! STOP SHOWING US THIS!! RELEASE A BOOK FOR FUCKS SAKE!
Heath Slator/Jinder Mahal vs Prime Time Players (Prime Time Wins by Pin)
So is Drew Mcintyre not wrestling anymore? I thought he was the handpicked favorite by Vince McMahon? FAIL!! So here’s another match in which the obvious winner are Prime Time player. Because you know 3MB never wins, nor will they ever. Now once again, Prime Time is getting pushed.. But no one has said why. All people are saying is “their entertaining & aggressive”. Obviously the WWE is pushing them and I’m for it. Prime Time Players are entertaining to watch, when they land the moves properly. Seriously Titus O’Neil was hitting Heath as if he was a small 12 year old girl.. PUT SOME UMMPH IN IT! Ok match, Prime Time Players Win by pin on Jinder Mahal.
Maddox, Heyman, Hunter
This was short segment and really showed the anger and aggressiveness of Paul Heyman, which is until Triple H entered, and Paul went to his smooth corporate persona. There’s obvious tension between Hunter and Heyman considering Heymans guy “Broke” Hunters arm two times.. But Hunter says it has nothing to do with that. This is more along the lines of Hunter just wanting CM Punk to beat down Heyman for the hell of it.. I agree!! I still think Axels Intercontinental Championship should be on the line considering it is Night of Champions and all titles should be on the line!! INCONSISTENCY!!
Bray Wyatt has a new video… Where’s Kane? Ohhh apparently burning in his bed… Nice Kidnapping and murder, how appropriate. The videos are interesting because there of a different style not used that much in the WWE. But I still believe Kane will return on the side of the Wyatts. It would be interesting if Undertaker came back looking for Kane, and that’s when Kane could turn on the undertaker.. This would give us Kane vs Undertaker at Wrestlemania! Streak on the line! I would watch that.. Hell ya!
Cody Rhodes vs Randy Orton (Orton wins by Pin)
Randy Ortons music plays as Orton walks to the ring… Wife “OMG this song goes on and on!! Just fucking get in the ring already!! God I hate you Thighs!!” Just had to get my wife’s reaction out of the way.. Ohh and just to keep all you readers in the loop. These are the names my wife gave to Cody and Randy.
Randy Orton – Thighs
Cody Rhodes – Cheeks
Pretty much this match is Thighs vs Cheeks. Anyways, the match-up was descent with some good highlights. Cody can perform a Moonsault so beautifully. Kurt Angel and Cody Rhodes are two people who perform them perfectly nearly all the time. Cody put up a good fight and the match was clean. No interference or distractions, just a good clean fight. I was cheering for Cody, but the guys getting married and wanted time off anyways. So obviously this is how he’s going to get it. Have a wonderful Honeymoon Cody. Can’t wait for your return at the Royal Rumble.. Yes that’s a future prediction.
Later in the evening WWE interviewer caught up with Cody and asked what his thoughts were. Cody came out blasting saying how he lost fair and square, and how the WWE has ridiculed and portrayed his family as laughable characters. I wonder what feud will come of this. We’ll just have to wait and see.
CM Punk Promises to beat down Heyman and Axel
CM Punk, ohh wait Dark Punk, has promised the WWE universe that he will beat down Heyman and Axel. More specifically; he will give a “Biblical Ass Beating” to those two. I can see Punk being a little upset about what happened last week when he got Kendo Raped by Heyman and Friends. But this new Dark Punk is something I want to see. Punk gives great matches and I foresee this match being epic, especially now when Punk promises to break Heymans Face!!
Funny fact though, they did a re-cap of what happened last week; as they did 2 other times during raw. But Punk stayed in the ring the whole time gripping and fiddling with the Kendo Stick. It got to a point where I think he damaged and started to unravel the bindings. Funny Punk Man!
Natalya vs Bri vs Naomi (All lose due to DQ by AJ)
Ok another Divas match. With all their friends’ ringside, and look here comes AJ!! This match did not impress especially considering it only lasted 2 minutes. Until AJ decided to come in and attack all the divas within the match.. What I found funny was that Nat, Bri, and Naomi all started attacking AJ and it looked aggressive!! Nat eventually just grabbed AJ and held her down as the other two just beat up on her. Natalya can definitely snap AJ if necessary. I think she winded AJ actually… HA now we have a fatal-4-way match at NOC for the Diva’s championship. It will be interesting to see how this match acts out. If the Diva division is getting more aggressive, it will definitely keep my interest.
Damian Sandow vs RVD (RVD by Pin)
AS much of an RVD fan I am, this match didn’t keep my interest. I blame Sandow!! Dam you!! And in the mean time my cats eyeing my food.. Don’t even think of it!!
The match was slow paces and Del Rio eventually and obviously came out and just watched as RVD got the frog splash on Sandow and pinned him for the win.
I still think Ricardo will turn on RVD. HEY!!! WTF!! Cat just stole a piece of steak!! What the!!!!
Cats are jerks!!
All wrestler must attend this match on the Stage.. This is Triple H Law.
Daniel Bryan vs Big Show (Bryan by DQ)
So why is the Big Show in the WWE when he doesn’t want to wrestle a competitor obviously willing to introduce Big Shows face to his knee! Seriously, this whole match was pretty much Show telling Daniel that he was forced to be in this match. That he didn’t want to do this. That Daniel should just stay down.. Ya that’s not going to happen. Daniel managed to get Big Show down just by kicking at the legs and head, and had a few attempts to pin him. But the Big Show just threw him off like I did my cat when eyeing the rest of my streak.. DAM YOU!
In the end, Show decided against the match and started walking up the ramp. The Twinkle Toe Security (The Shield) came down and surrounded the Ring. Eventually the Shield attacked Bryan and Big Show ran in to help. But wait!! Here comes big bad trainer Triple H and started yelling at show to allow the beating. Show stood tall and proud, until Daniel got 3 man power bombed where show collapsed in sorrow after his friend. Hunter eventually told show to WMD Bryan and knock him out. Show said no and off he went to cry some more.. But Wait here comes Steph.. She uses her female ways in making Big Show feel bad for letting his family down and talks him into getting in the ring again. After a few minutes of Show deliberating if he should punch Bryan, and threatening to punch Triple H but having Steph stopping him; he eventually started to cry on the ropes and then just turned and POWED Daniel Bryan.. BIG SHOW SMASH!!
After that whole headache segment, Orton came out and gently got in the ring. Slowly reaching out to Bryan, as if Orton wanted cuddle time. He turned Daniel on his back and stepped on his chest and raised the championship high. He stood above him in celebration that Daniel Bryan’s time would soon be up. “FUCK YOU ORTON AND YOUR FACE!!” Sorry my wife just thought of expressing her approval..
This week’s Raw had some volatile moments, and we got to see a firing; when in reality its time off for his Honeymoon but still! Good show, good matches, and an asshole of a cat.
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