I advertise for by business nonstop.
Coupons were handed out everyday to anyone who showed interest.
Yet the greed of society is overpowering, and people just want more.
I advertise for by business nonstop.
Coupons were handed out everyday to anyone who showed interest.
Yet the greed of society is overpowering, and people just want more.
The evidence pinned me as the culprit.
The news identified me as the villain.
Yet in my bubble, I see myself as the victim.
What to expect on Smackdown!!
Town hall Meeting to discuss the thoughts and opinions of the wrestlers!
Based on a recent interview Cole conducted on Triple H, this week’s Smackdown will have a Q&A session where all the wrestlers can ask and address their concern to Triple H on how he’s running the company and what’s best for business. By the way, I think I’ve heard that statement way too often, my brain is slapping away insignificant thoughts and yelling at me that “That’s not best for business!!”
I’ve attached a copy of the video on my blog. Triple H really shows the in depth attention to the ideas behind why hes’s doing what he’s doing. Pretty much saying that Daniel Bryan is not; and cannot be the face of the WWE. And that even though he is aware of what he did at Summerslam he did it for what was best of business.
Check it out and get excited about Smackdown.. Not too excited, you don’t want to pop a vein.
Welcome to the Mind of Carnage!!
A Flabber-Gasting Hello to all especially after the long weekend!!!
Yup you know what time it is, it RAW Re-cap time!! Everyone Rejoice!
Raw, being 3 hours long can really seep into your mind. I mean there’s so much that when you fall asleep you dream YES YES YES, but silently; like a silent but deadly fart you let out whenever your wife is studying. HA Enjoy it!!
Triple H and Randy Orton begin the night addressing the audience as being the reasoning behind Daniel’s raising Ego; and that him getting hurt and attacked is all due to the them and their chanting. Because you know the audience members chant for The Shield to take on Bryan; or to have Bryan attacked from behind. Crazy old Ego filled Daniel Bryan just wants multiple men on him..Wait, I think I lost track of this point..
But the three parts I liked about this segment was:
I like the use of Big Shows Iron Clad Contract because it shows that the WWE are becoming more consistent with their story lines. Identifying that Show could have helped Daniel Bryan; but just decided to stay seated and cry for Daniels pain… Or not having a Hot Dog, we’ll never know.
The references of the Cruiser and European Championships just make me want the WWE to re-instate these belts and have the not-so popular guys competed for them… I would have these belts defended weekly on Raw or Smackdown and leave the bigger championships for PPV or special events. But that won’t happen so I won’t waste my breath or the rigidity of my fingers on this subject.
Daniel did come out after Triple H’s and Randy’s squirt-a-thon and pretty much insulted both of them. Pretty well if I may say. “Triple H gave up being a man once he got his hair cut and suite on; Randy Orton being less masculine then Stephanie McMahon”. And Daniel Bryan addresses that he had a pretty hard life getting to the WWE, where Randy Orton pretty much got everything given to him. But my favorite had to be Triple H; “Why are you so angry? You’re like a grumpy old troll”. Hunter allows Bryan to vent his frustration against Big Show in the main event. Good opening segment for Raw.
After commercials and advertisements, we got to see Randy and hunter talking/walking backstage when they run into Cheeks… Sorry that’s what my wife calls Cody Rhodes ‘Cheeks’. Cause of this face, and that horrible segment he did where he was Dashing Cody Rhodes.. Ohh god.. Just search ‘Dashing’ Cody Rhodes – Grooming Tips on Youtube and you’ll see. But anyways, pretty much Cody speaks his mind to Randy and Hunter. “Randy you shouldn’t just ignore the match with Daniel, there’s no reason, just fight him and get it over with. That would be best for business”. Obviously Hunter gets upset and his nostrils flare out! He makes a match for Cody against Randy Orton where Cody’s job is on the line.. Especially when he’s getting married just days away.. Ohh no!! Have a good Honeymoon Cody..
Fandango vs The Miz (Miz wins by submission)
Ok I’ll admit it, I was smart enough to figure out how to download the WWE app on my smartphone.. Because you know, were all idiots in this technological Smartphone world where we don’t know how to download apps or whatever. Anyways if you watched this match on the WWE app you got to see Fandango’s face all red with Blood!! After taking a stiff kick from Miz, Fandango suffered a broken nose during the match. The ref stopped the match temporarily to get Fandango looked at by the ringside medic. After the medic corrected the broken nose (Where you saw Fandango squirm in pain) the bleeding stopped and the match continued. But wow was there ever allot of blood initially. Kind of reminded me of ECW a bit.. All I wanted was Balls Mahoney to come in and smack Miz and Fandingo with chair shot after chair shot.. But that didn’t happen. And the match ended with a figure-4-leg-lock on Fandango.
Ziggler gets a mystery opponent, because his attitude is not best for business. If you watched on the WWE app, you would have seen Ziggler threaten to break Maddox’s hand.. Now that would be good for business.
Ziggler vs Ryback (Ryback wins by Pin)
Anyways, Ziggler got a match against a mystery opponent which ended up being Ryback…. But prior to the match beginning, Ziggler got attacked from behind by Dean Ambrose. Because you know they’ll be a feud between these two, which I wouldn’t mind watching. That US title has no relevance right now and should go to someone who wills at least portrait it properly. But what amazed me was that only Ambrose came out.. No other Shield member.. I know!! Celebration!!
Ummm.. Maybe not that type of Celebration..
Ziggler still put up a fight here and there. The guy performs a dropkick so fast, probably one of the quickest I’ve ever seen. And did anyone hear Ziggler’s bone chilling yell as Ryback pulled his face open? I hope, because if not then that sentence sounds wrong…. But in the end Ryback beat Ziggler with his finisher and got the pin.
We get to a point in the show where Big Show decides to not wrestle against Daniel Bryan. Stephanie McMahon decides to address this issue in the ring in front of the audience. She decided to bring in personal history between them, in which it really gave the segment a bit of a back story. It is true that Big Show was a supporter for Steph when she was younger, and gave her business advice whenever he could. In addition Big Show travels allot with Steph for promoting B.A.S (Be a Star), Yahoo partnership and other WWE commercial adventures. There is history there, even when Big Show aligned himself with Triple H, Stephanie, and Shane McMahon in the attitude era. But, this segment got really interesting when Show’s financial issues came up. Big Show ‘Paul Wight’ has been having some financial situations with the IRS and failed business adventures. I actually was amazed this got brought up, obviously Paul had to approve of it, but it was a direction in which Stephanie really showed her ‘heel’ attitude.. And once again Big Show needs to release those tears. And his Iron Clad Contract has a loop hole? He has to perform for the contract to stay valid. Pretty much telling him to fight or else. I did love the “Rampage” segment in the back where Show just lost it. He actually threw a chair at two people standing by watching him. There’s never a safe place around an angry giant. Fucking hilarious..
Again the WWE must show us how to download the WWE app.. Crap, if I only had waited my confusion in going to the App store and pressing ‘install’ would have saved me some time and aggravation… WE’RE NOT STUPID!! STOP SHOWING US THIS!! RELEASE A BOOK FOR FUCKS SAKE!
Heath Slator/Jinder Mahal vs Prime Time Players (Prime Time Wins by Pin)
So is Drew Mcintyre not wrestling anymore? I thought he was the handpicked favorite by Vince McMahon? FAIL!! So here’s another match in which the obvious winner are Prime Time player. Because you know 3MB never wins, nor will they ever. Now once again, Prime Time is getting pushed.. But no one has said why. All people are saying is “their entertaining & aggressive”. Obviously the WWE is pushing them and I’m for it. Prime Time Players are entertaining to watch, when they land the moves properly. Seriously Titus O’Neil was hitting Heath as if he was a small 12 year old girl.. PUT SOME UMMPH IN IT! Ok match, Prime Time Players Win by pin on Jinder Mahal.
Maddox, Heyman, Hunter
This was short segment and really showed the anger and aggressiveness of Paul Heyman, which is until Triple H entered, and Paul went to his smooth corporate persona. There’s obvious tension between Hunter and Heyman considering Heymans guy “Broke” Hunters arm two times.. But Hunter says it has nothing to do with that. This is more along the lines of Hunter just wanting CM Punk to beat down Heyman for the hell of it.. I agree!! I still think Axels Intercontinental Championship should be on the line considering it is Night of Champions and all titles should be on the line!! INCONSISTENCY!!
Bray Wyatt has a new video… Where’s Kane? Ohhh apparently burning in his bed… Nice Kidnapping and murder, how appropriate. The videos are interesting because there of a different style not used that much in the WWE. But I still believe Kane will return on the side of the Wyatts. It would be interesting if Undertaker came back looking for Kane, and that’s when Kane could turn on the undertaker.. This would give us Kane vs Undertaker at Wrestlemania! Streak on the line! I would watch that.. Hell ya!
Cody Rhodes vs Randy Orton (Orton wins by Pin)
Randy Ortons music plays as Orton walks to the ring… Wife “OMG this song goes on and on!! Just fucking get in the ring already!! God I hate you Thighs!!” Just had to get my wife’s reaction out of the way.. Ohh and just to keep all you readers in the loop. These are the names my wife gave to Cody and Randy.
Randy Orton – Thighs
Cody Rhodes – Cheeks
Pretty much this match is Thighs vs Cheeks. Anyways, the match-up was descent with some good highlights. Cody can perform a Moonsault so beautifully. Kurt Angel and Cody Rhodes are two people who perform them perfectly nearly all the time. Cody put up a good fight and the match was clean. No interference or distractions, just a good clean fight. I was cheering for Cody, but the guys getting married and wanted time off anyways. So obviously this is how he’s going to get it. Have a wonderful Honeymoon Cody. Can’t wait for your return at the Royal Rumble.. Yes that’s a future prediction.
Later in the evening WWE interviewer caught up with Cody and asked what his thoughts were. Cody came out blasting saying how he lost fair and square, and how the WWE has ridiculed and portrayed his family as laughable characters. I wonder what feud will come of this. We’ll just have to wait and see.
CM Punk Promises to beat down Heyman and Axel
CM Punk, ohh wait Dark Punk, has promised the WWE universe that he will beat down Heyman and Axel. More specifically; he will give a “Biblical Ass Beating” to those two. I can see Punk being a little upset about what happened last week when he got Kendo Raped by Heyman and Friends. But this new Dark Punk is something I want to see. Punk gives great matches and I foresee this match being epic, especially now when Punk promises to break Heymans Face!!
Funny fact though, they did a re-cap of what happened last week; as they did 2 other times during raw. But Punk stayed in the ring the whole time gripping and fiddling with the Kendo Stick. It got to a point where I think he damaged and started to unravel the bindings. Funny Punk Man!
Natalya vs Bri vs Naomi (All lose due to DQ by AJ)
Ok another Divas match. With all their friends’ ringside, and look here comes AJ!! This match did not impress especially considering it only lasted 2 minutes. Until AJ decided to come in and attack all the divas within the match.. What I found funny was that Nat, Bri, and Naomi all started attacking AJ and it looked aggressive!! Nat eventually just grabbed AJ and held her down as the other two just beat up on her. Natalya can definitely snap AJ if necessary. I think she winded AJ actually… HA now we have a fatal-4-way match at NOC for the Diva’s championship. It will be interesting to see how this match acts out. If the Diva division is getting more aggressive, it will definitely keep my interest.
Damian Sandow vs RVD (RVD by Pin)
AS much of an RVD fan I am, this match didn’t keep my interest. I blame Sandow!! Dam you!! And in the mean time my cats eyeing my food.. Don’t even think of it!!
The match was slow paces and Del Rio eventually and obviously came out and just watched as RVD got the frog splash on Sandow and pinned him for the win.
I still think Ricardo will turn on RVD. HEY!!! WTF!! Cat just stole a piece of steak!! What the!!!!
Cats are jerks!!
All wrestler must attend this match on the Stage.. This is Triple H Law.
Daniel Bryan vs Big Show (Bryan by DQ)
So why is the Big Show in the WWE when he doesn’t want to wrestle a competitor obviously willing to introduce Big Shows face to his knee! Seriously, this whole match was pretty much Show telling Daniel that he was forced to be in this match. That he didn’t want to do this. That Daniel should just stay down.. Ya that’s not going to happen. Daniel managed to get Big Show down just by kicking at the legs and head, and had a few attempts to pin him. But the Big Show just threw him off like I did my cat when eyeing the rest of my streak.. DAM YOU!
In the end, Show decided against the match and started walking up the ramp. The Twinkle Toe Security (The Shield) came down and surrounded the Ring. Eventually the Shield attacked Bryan and Big Show ran in to help. But wait!! Here comes big bad trainer Triple H and started yelling at show to allow the beating. Show stood tall and proud, until Daniel got 3 man power bombed where show collapsed in sorrow after his friend. Hunter eventually told show to WMD Bryan and knock him out. Show said no and off he went to cry some more.. But Wait here comes Steph.. She uses her female ways in making Big Show feel bad for letting his family down and talks him into getting in the ring again. After a few minutes of Show deliberating if he should punch Bryan, and threatening to punch Triple H but having Steph stopping him; he eventually started to cry on the ropes and then just turned and POWED Daniel Bryan.. BIG SHOW SMASH!!
After that whole headache segment, Orton came out and gently got in the ring. Slowly reaching out to Bryan, as if Orton wanted cuddle time. He turned Daniel on his back and stepped on his chest and raised the championship high. He stood above him in celebration that Daniel Bryan’s time would soon be up. “FUCK YOU ORTON AND YOUR FACE!!” Sorry my wife just thought of expressing her approval..
This week’s Raw had some volatile moments, and we got to see a firing; when in reality its time off for his Honeymoon but still! Good show, good matches, and an asshole of a cat.
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August 30 2013 where in reality Smackdown taped August 27 2013, but here are some spoilers!! So don’t read or complain if you read and didn’t understand that word Spoiler..
Spoilers ahead, Spoilers coming up, Spoilers in your face making you wonder if your life turned out the way you wanted… SPOILERS!! There now you know. Unless you read this after August 30th, then Smackdown Re-Cap!
So Smackdown actually had some interesting things happen. I don’t usually follow Smackdown that much because I’m not someone to watch a match on Friday and if it gets good reaction to re-watch it on Monday.. It’s just reiterating the same thing. Nevertheless we begin with the ever so annoying Miz and Miz TV!! It was Ziggler and Big Show who attended this vomit pile talk show and pretty much said nothing. And is the Miz in his wrestling trunks? Usually he comes out in a suit so obviously there’s gonna be a fight somewhere. Maybe a fight between Miz and Ziggler, or even Big Show; maybe even Miz vs. Miz because that’s pretty much the size of his Ego. But the three amigo’s tried to talk, but felt that the heat was still on by Triple H to not provide their own opinions regarding Daniel Bryan and his match on Raw with the Shield; in which Triple H had Daniel Bryan Raped and made all in the locker room come out to watch..
Before Big Show and Ziggler could say anything The Games music hit and Triple H walked down to the ring looking spiffy and eager to cause hell; or bend someone over, you never know. So Triple H addresses why Miz is in his ring gear, and Miz replies that “you never know when a fight is going to break out”. Of course random fights would break out, that makes complete sense on a show that’s already heavily planned out. Spew-Spraying Time! And FYI Miz is creepy:
Anyways, Triple H doesn’t understand all this and wonders why “everyone is trying to make this all so personal”. Well I would find it personal if you took one of my friends and made me watch as three men kicked his ass and told me that you would fire me if I were to help.. I believe that’s good reasoning behind hating someone. Triple H is one of the few people who can play an awesome Heel (bad guy) for the people who don’t know wrestling talk. So Triple H decides to make some matches; Ziggler vs The Shield, cause you know that’s fair. Miz vs Randy Orton, cause we give a crap, and Big Show gets the night off by sitting ringside to watch all the matches where he can’t interfere or move. What if Big Show has to go to the washroom? Ohh well that’s what Michaels Coles face is for I presume.
Mis vs Randy Orton (Orton wins by RKO)
So this match had some action in which I frankly don’t care for. Shield comes out and stands in the background, to you know watch the match. And Big Show sits ringside, you know getting frustrated that he doesn’t have a hot dog yet. Allot of back and forth by Miz and Randy but the match ended clean with Miz getting RKO’ed and Randy picking up the win.. Ohh wait! Shield came out for a reason, attack Miz!! The one time I cheer for the shield. But no, Daniel comes out swinging a chair and running them off! YES YES YES! HIT MIZ!!! YES YES!!
LOS MATADORES!! Who?
Ohh and Ryback finally has a match! But it’s against Daniel Bryan, cause Vickie likes seeing smaller men getting beaten by larger men.. Kind of sounds like her sex life. Get it? Cause she looks like a man, the larger man… HA, whatever!
RVD vs Damien Sandow (RVD Wins by Frog Splash)
Short match, didn’t keep me interested so I choke slammed my cat and he got pissed and put me in a figure 4 leg lock… Cause you know cats are jerks…
Ohh and Del Rio said something about turning the rolling thunder into rain.. And that Ricardo betrayed the Latino’s! OHH NO HE DIDN’T! Like I said, Ricardo will turn on RVD at NOC.
Ziggler vs The Shield (Shield wins by Spear)
1 on 3 never really seems fair, yet Ziggler tried, but failed. It was a good match but for the most part; allot of people were chanting for Big Show to get in the ring and dominate. But no, he stayed sitting with his head in his hands wondering why the Hot Dog guy hasn’t showed up yet. And while Big Show cried, Ziggler got bombed! Yay Gravity!
Tons of Funk (God I hate that Name) vs Harper & Rowan (Harper & Rowan Win by Pinfall)
Tons of funk came out to no disco ball but their full dance routine.. It’s disturbing how they keep doing the same moves thinking this is entertaining.. They need to stop, now, and forever. But the match as usual with these two teams was quick and pointless. Bray still sitting in the rocking chair, possible eye raping Big Show (Maybe his next big target?). In the end Bray does his finisher to Tensai; or Sweet T whatever the hell his name is now, and the segment ends. Ohh and Kane is still missing and possibly tied in a seller listening to recorded tapes of Bray speaking of Sisters, Praying, masks, and whatever else Bray wants to rant about.. SHOES, THEY FOLLOW THE SHOES OF THE SINGER OF GOD!!! PRAY!
Ryback vs Daniel Bryan (Bryan wins by DQ)
I’m amazed at the reaction Bryan gets sometimes, but I understand; the guy has been screwed over, he’s energetic and crazy in the ring. And the Best of all he looks like a Goat!
Ryabck vs Bryan was decent but I’m still not sure what the WWE is doing with Ryback.. While he’s Bullying people backstage he has a hard time stopping Daniel Bryan. I think Ryback’s character has fallen below expectation and now is he’s just used as a filler. But in the end Orton DQ’s Ryback to gives Bryan the win… of course… But Bryan is resilient and gets Randy in the Yes Lock… Ohh wait here comes triple H’s new manly men The Shield. Of course the odds are now even, right? 4 on 1? Sounds like a party. Big show all this time angered that the hot dog guy obviously ignored him gets up and paces in disbelieve. How can a large man like big show sit ringside for hours without any food? It’s just not right. So he gets fed up and gets in the ring. BUT WAIT!! Triple H comes out and yells at him to “GET OUT”, you know like a dog!! Which Big Show does.. By the way, doesn’t big show have a clad iron contract? Wasn’t that his big thing with John Laurineties (Whatever the hell that guy’s name was) so he couldn’t get fired? Ohh right that’s another story line the WWE believes we all forgot about.. Cause you know wrestling fans can’t retain that amount of information from a year ago..
So the Shield and Orton continue to have their way with Bryan, even spray painting him with the word NO; In retaliation of Bryan vandalizing Orton’s new whore present from Triple H this past Raw. This is where the show ends and we all go back to living our lives as we all have been doing since we were born.
Now from my understanding there was a Dark Match
Big Show/ Mark Hendy/ RVD vs The Sheild. (RVD with the win by pinfall)
That’s right.. A dark match, with Big Show? Didn’t Triple H give him the night off? Ohh look more inconsistency with the show. This match was made just to have the audience leave happy. It started off ok with the normal tagging back and forth. But sometime you have to wonder, are there no other teams other then The Shield; their part of almost every segment now. But Bryan came back and gave a flying dropkick to Rollins and then a running knee which allowed RVD to Frog Splash him and take the win… The crowd cheered and cheered until Triple H yelled at them to go home! End of Show!
As stated previously, I don’t catch Smackdown that often because it’s usually re-done on Raw anyways, but lately it has gotten a bit more interesting to watch. I may follow once more but I won’t promise anything.. Ohh no, the cats back for round two!!
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So here we are.. Another week another RAW!
August 26 2013
Based off last week’s show, hopefully this raw will have the new corporation aligning and kicking ass again. Personally I like the new Corporation. I always did especially in the olden days.. I love Remembering Big Bossman kicking people’s asses, undertaker freaking people out, And the Rock standing atop the company with the WWE Championship belt with Mr. McMahon and Shane McMahon at his side. And of course the notorious soaking of the corporation with the beer truck… Swim Vince, SWIM!! Summer slam ended with a lot of controversy when Triple H pedigreed Daniel Bryan, allowing Orton to pick up the win and become the new WWE Champion. The Story line here is that the McMahons have always had this idea that Daniel Bryan is too ugly, hairy, and too troll-like to be the face of the WWE. Can you get any more offensive to a person’s self esteem? “You’re talented, but your face scared children. You’re charismatic but your beard looks like Roseanne’s cooch area, and you’re energetic but your hair resembles that of a under the bridge, going to eat your children troll.
Anywho! We had another fab-tacular Raw last night… Honestly nothing really eventful happened during the initial show but there were some good moments. Let the Rant Begin!
I missed the first 30minutres of Raw because I was driving my wife home from work. So I did miss Triple H’s man whore get his present of a Cadillac Escalade and whatever the hell Miz and Fandingo did. Obviously wasn’t that important because it didn’t give a lasting impression… But Orton did get a fancy new truck from his Pimp Daddy Triple H for being the WWE Champion and having a wonderful face. More to come on Randy’s face later… That sounds wrong.
CM Punk vs Curtis Axel (Victory = Punk)
This match was Ok, I wasn’t as impressed with the actual matchup between Axel and Punk but the fallout was what was most entertaining. Reminded me of the Canning Dreamer took at the hands of Sandman back in ECW. Dreamer just kept taking them and asking for more, it got to a point where the man was bleeding from his back, arm, and neck just from all the shots and thanked Sandman for the beating. Except this time Punk was cuffed and had no choice but to take them. Heyman is a genius though; you gotta look at this guy’s expression there so simple yet so effective, every time the camera pointed at him he had an evil glare or smirk on his face; which just tells the story of him enjoying Punk’s pain.. And who was the 7% who picked Heyman to be special Guest Referee? Seriously, when I saw those options it was obvious which one the WWE is pushing for. Banned from ring side, Special Guest Referee, or Step in the Ring with Punk if Axel loses. Honestly people make the right choice and pick the obvious choice.. Heyman can’t fit into a referee shirt. So the fans ticked and tapped on their phones and decided the obvious answer.. I’m amazed the WWE didn’t put up a teaching tutorial on how to vote on the WWE App cause you know, were all illiterate on how to use smart phones and apps.. The ending though was a nice touch, with Axel holding punk up and Heyman swinging the Kendo Stick against Punks Mid section. Heyman Screaming “I loved you”, “I Murdered Myself for you”, “I fathered you”.. Whoa! Heyman fathered punk? Isn’t this child abuse then? After the initial Canning in the ring it moved to the outside where punk got struck a few more time with the Kendo Stick which eventually busted him open on his back. Later in the show Punk who apparently was denying medical attention, one hour later asked for Heyman at Night of Champions. Which he’s getting in an elimination handicap match with Heyman and Axel, and if Heyman runs he won’t be seen from again? Will Maddox kill Paul Heyman? You never know, Paul was responsible for the Shield ambushing Maddox; maybe he has a vendetta towards Paul. Maybe he’ll tie him up and torture the walrus for a bit. Who knows! By the way one of my favorite lines of the night was wheh JBL said “If Rhyanna and Chirs Brown can get back together so can Heyman and Punk”, Cole and King were silent for a bit after that.. It’s beating time!
Natalya vs Brie Bella (Victory = Brie Bella)
Once again they place these two in a match against each other. Don’t know why when Brie keeps missing her shots and kicks like a five year old trying to kick a soccer ball but keeps falling on her ass. But the match ended with the stick (Brie) beating Natalya? Why and How? I can’t believe a face plant would stop Natalya. Natalya is actually very talented in the ring but the WWE is mixing her into the whole Diva’s motif. She is a Diva I agree, but a diva that can punch the faces off of all the other balloon headed divas in the WWE right now.. And why do the divas all come out together now? Looks like the bathroom buddies now go everywhere together.
And did you see AJ give it to all of them?! FUCK YES!!! Finally someone calls these women sorry pathetic excuses of human beings (Natalya Exempted)!! I have new respect for AJ. She followed in CM Punk shoes and threw her own Pipe Bomb. I hope this gets AJ out of the Ziggler storyline and into a more serious spotlight. AJ’s not a bad wrestler and seeing her in action against Natalya is sometimes turns out to be a good match. But what I loved the most was when AJ was putting down the rest of the Diva’s Natalya Stood in the rings shaking her head and smiling at the same time. While all the other stick figures screamed that AJ was jealous of them and wish that she wanted to be them.. Isn’t the dream of wrestling to become a champion? Which AJ is already? Anyways new found respect for AJ and hopefully the Diva division gets more serious and eventful. And I found it funny when she stated that some of the Diva’s sucked up to the right people… lol get it? Brie and Nikkie sucking Bryan and Cena? HA… Whatever..
RVD vs Del Rio. (Victory = RVD)
This match I had predicted of the bat that RVD would win because Alberto Del Rio doesn’t have a Night of Champions opponent and therefore needed one considering all belts are on the line at Night of Champions.. Well that’s how it’s supposed to work but the WWE always screws things up. For instance CM Punk is facing Curtis Axel and Heyman where Axel is the Intercontinental Champ but not defending it. I say Punk should win that for fun and bash Heyman over the face with it. Anyways this match once again was good; RVD and ADR do match up well with striking, grabbling, and high flying components. I have a future Prediction though, RVD and Rodriguez is a very odd combination. I predict that at NOC (Night of Champions) Rodriguez turns on RVD and costs him the belt showing his loyalty to Alberto Del Rio. It’s obvious, right? RVD doesn’t need a personal announcer; the crowd is his ring announcer. Anyways this was a good match with a solid ending. Storyline Advance!!
Is anyone else satisfied that Cena’s gone for a few months? Geez that guy is actually a robot he never stops. No wonder his bodies starting to grow golf balls out of his elbow and breakdown here and there. Prediction: He comes back at next year’s royal rumble.. yay *Sarcasm*
Ryback is again bullying people.. This time almost face raping Josh Matthews. Still not surprised that Ryback isn’t being used for anything else. Just waiting out the ending of his contract I believe.
Christian vs Randy Orton (Victory = Orton)
This match was highly entertaining, Christian has been a guy who really motivated the audience by not taunting but clapping his hands together, slapping the ground. I like his momentum boost. Randy Orton obviously looks happy to be a heel again but he’s still receiving a positive reaction from allot of supporters. Except my wife who still yells at the TV for Orton to stop smiling.. She made a song for him: “Sledgehammer, sledgehammer, to the face!! Sledgehammer, Sledgehammer, OHH GOD I HATE RANDY ORTON!!” She doesn’t rhyme that often.. Christian put up a good fight and even though he did screw up Randy Orton’s Signature Buildup they did cover it well with a soccer style kick to the midsection to Orton. Great Match and I loved the nature boy style finish with a poke to the eyes.
Ohh and Randy’s Whore mobile got de-flowered by Daniel Bryan getting spray painted all over with the word YES YES YES YES YES.. Come over here there’s more on this side… YES YES YES YES YES. Triple H wasn’t very happy about that and asked Maddox to get all superstars to the stage, and if they think about interfering in Bryans match their fired.. Shit Triple H can read mind’s now, that’s impressive. I wonder would happen if the audience member thought of helping Daniel Bryan? Would Triple H go into the audience find the person and pedigree him on the sticky sour cream filled floor? You never know.
Titus O’Neil vs Swagger
Once again the Prime Time Playa’s are getting a boost and I do believe it’s due to Darren Young. It’s a good thing, they get the push they deserve and people are left wondering if Titus is Darren’s love interest.. I also still love that even though the All Americans put down the states they’re in, people still stand and chant “We the People”. Goes to show that some Americans are just American enough to agree with what Zeb has to say; and His beards becoming epic by the way. Someone needs to shave it and sell it. It was an ok Filler Match, just to kill time. No real story development, and the wrestling wasn’t so interesting to keep me enthralled; though my cat vomiting on my hard wood floor kept my interest more than their match.. Go Hairball!
Bray Wyatt apparently has a Sister Abigail that saves the city she touches and burns the city she kisses.. Are they still holding Kane captive? Should police be called? Or are they turning Kane into Sister Abigail? It would be another Santina but with a 7 foot freak of a man posing with a women’s hair piece. Go Abigail Kane!
Gauntlet match Daniel Bryan vs. the Shield
Bryan vs Seth Rollins was a good match, these guys give a good combination of style and kicks. Rollins is quick and agile as-is Bryan, so when these two meet up in the ring they do give quite a match which is fast past and entertaining. But I found it funny that after their match the shield pretty much went downhill from there. Rollins losing straight up to Bryan, Ambrose losing because Reigns interfered and then Reigns losing because Ambrose interfered. So Bryan Won another Gauntlet!! Ohh and we finally found a way to shut Miz up, kind of. Just threaten to fire him; the one time I wish Miz said something. And did everyone else see Seth Rollins fly over the announcer table!! That was some great air time and landing. I was amazed to see that Cole moved out of the way so quickly. He should have stayed there and gotten his face planted with a boot.
So after the match Triple H comes out looking at the wrestlers on the stage and gives the go ahead to his puppets of mercy the Shield to destroy Bryan. And then Triple H sends his new love interest to the ring to what? Give Bryan one RKO…. You’re a champion and that’s all you do? I would have done that RKO on a table. Or better yet, considering the Escalade was already messed up. Why didn’t Randy drive the escalade in the arena and RKO Daniel Bryan on it? Destroying the vehicle and ending the show with Daniel sprawled over the vehicle with the words YES spray painted all over it.
I do like the new Corporation; it’s a good spinoff to what Vince has created back in the 90’s. Except this time his Son-in-law takes over and acts as if he’ll ass rape anyone who gets in his way. Anypoo Raw was decent but as I stated previously not as eventful as I would have liked.
Hope you enjoyed my spew! Don’t let it sit too long, it’ll ruin your face..
August 18 2013
Staples Center in Los Angeles, California
Welcome to the Mind of Carnage!
I purchased Summer slam this past Sunday, may not have been worth the $50 but when is a 3 hour show on ppv worth that anyway? But I digress, Summerslam started with the horrible panel of experts, because you know this is football, soccer, hockey or any other sport where a panel is worthwhile. Booker T looking spankingly fashionable for a man who doesn’t have a job with the WWE anymore. HBK looking like a psycho hunter who either hunts animals or people at night and finally Vikki Guerrero who all would agree needs to remove her voice box. Seriously how is her voice more annoying than a year ago? Its more annoying than my cats whose voice sounds like nails on a chalk board.. This lovely respectable manly panel (that’s right) all provided us the loyal viewing audience with their thoughts and predictions for Summerslam, as they bickered back and forth with each other. By the way did Shawn Michaels state that his beard will in-itself sweet Chin both booker and Vickie and that it has more coming out of it than Chuck Norris? Is there anyone else who would like to see this? It would be like two feet coming of out of his beard at the same time and kicking both Vicky and Booker in the face, leaving them on the ground moaning in pain and Josh Mathews wondering if he’ll be Shawn’s new night prey… Honestly he hunts people, at night, in Europe.. He’s a werewolf alright..
One of my issues I had with this summmerslam was The Miz… Why the F*&^ do we need a host for a PPV? I understand that Summerslam is the second biggest PPV for the WWE within the year. But did Miz even have a point last night? Other then obviously extending his feud with Fandingo, Fanwango, Finbingo, Fantingler… Anyways I actually found it funny how there was no crowd reaction to The Miz when he initially came out to layout out the matches. Which we all saw in the opening credits of summerslam… And in all the weekly shows the wwe airs… I sometimes feel that the WWE thinks the fans literally live in a hole and don’t see any outcomes or matches, the fans only hear about the date of the next PPV and emerge from their hidey holes to attend… if that’s the case then thank god for The Miz… Fandango does get a reaction now, well his two-step routine gets the reaction. Fingers in the air and do the Fandango!
Ambrose vs RVD (7 out of 10) WINNER: Dean Ambrose
Ok, I have been a big RVD fan since ECW. So Fuck You Dean Ambrose… lol seriously though this match was pretty good, these two guys can actually have a good match even though the outcome ends up being predictable. I did like how they got Henry and big Show to come down as back-up.. Obvious feud between Shield and these guys with Show and Henry going for the Tag Champs and RVD going for the US Champ. But when it came to the match these two were able to deliver. I don’t know why WWE would use RVD as a warmer match on youtube when his talent can get great reaction from the crowd. But it doesn’t matter, RVD will always get a reaction. Also, when do you people think Shield will expand or disperse? And is it me or does both the Tag Championships and the US Championship seem somewhat non-existence now? My personal opinion… All in all I give the match 7/10 just because it was ended due to a interference by the flying Roman Reigns.
Kane vs Bray Wyatt (4 out of 10) WINNER: Bray Wyatt
This match upset me… This Ring of Fire match compared to what it was before was very timid. Originally you got to burn your opponent or set them on fire…Seriously you were allowed to attempt to murder your opponent by burning them alive.. In the ring!! Why aren’t all the matches like this? This match was very slow and sluggish. I never really saw Bray in the ring in NXT, but even if I did I wouldn’t like it.. But of course his two twinkle toe buddies need to find a way into the ring, by covering one side of the ring with a fire blanket and attacking Kane after he had delivering 3 choke slams to Bray; because one is never enough. So after some 2-on-1 man-on-man beating, Bray wins obviously; and takes Kane as his trophy. This allow Bray to take Kane to his favorite cellar where he will torture and bend Kane’s mind to follow the Buzzers and the true realistic saviour which is not the hero of the people but a hero of the mind… WTF is this man saying, the only time I will follow him is when my brain gets eaten out by aliens and replaced with a large bug willing to follow anyone’s orders to merge into society and with the human race. 4/10 Slow, Sluggish, Allot of moves appeared to have not even make contact, and I don’t know how a ring of fire could be so uneventful… BTW I wonder if Kane’s a Jonny Cash Fan… Get it? Ring of Fire? Whatever Screw you..
Damien Sandow vs Cody Rhodes (6 out of 10) WINNER: Cody Rhodes
I will say as much as Damien Sandow angers me by his face he does have a very elegant and professional briefcase… But for those following this storyline I think it would have been more effective to not re-instate Damien’s contract considering it got destroyed in the water. This would have made this feud much more powerful and personal. And Thank God Cody got rid of his Child Molester Mustache. I don’t know about you my readers but I felt a little uncomfortable whenever I saw it. It was as if a fat older man that hangs around kiddy pools rubbing his nipples and licking his lips was watching me whenever Cody’s face showed up on my TV. I know Cody’s not fat or old but that’s what that mustache made me picture, Not Comforting. The ending was not that eventful or surprising and the match progressed evenly throughout their segment. I give it a 6/10. In addition Cody seems to be getting a more positive reaction from the crowd and I support that… Especially now that he’s not trying to rape me with his facial hair.
Christian vs Alberto Del Rio (7 out of 10) WINNER: Alberto Del Rio
This was a dubbed One more match for Christian… And if it was, then it was a good match to leave on. But I don’t think Christian’s leaving, this was just a focal point to attract more positive reactions for Christian in which it did and now he won’t have a WHC match for a while or ever again. Too bad the Toronto Boy couldn’t get it, it would have been nice to see him as the WHC again. I’ve always liked Christian and appreciated what he’s had to go through. There was a point where he had simultaneous injuries for a bit; and for a guy his size he seems very slim, but he still takes risks that make him entertaining and enjoyable to watch. Also did Alberto Del Rio claim he is a Mexican Hero? He is what the Latino’s will look up too? Ummmm.. ok… Still don’t like him that much. And not because he’s Latino let’s not get the wrong message here, it’s because of his attitude and charter portrayal, his voice is also annoying. Don’t get me wrong he’s no Vicky Guerrero but if they both ever had a love hitch, which Vicky has had with a bunch of guys in the locker room so it’s not an outrages claim. That would be the most annoying and confusing Wrestling Power Couple ever since Mark Henry and Mae Young, and if you don’t remember that hitch; consider yourselves lucky… Anywho the match gets a 7/10.
Natalya vs Brie Bella (4 out of 10) WINNER: Natalya
Ok, I have been against this “diva’s” division for a bit other than a few divas which are actually considered proper wrestlers and not air head doorknobs…. (Get it, everyone gets a turn? lol… Whatever). Just as the live audience in attendance I too was also bored of this match. The only reason I kept myself interested in this match was because of Natalya. Out of allot of female wrestlers in the WWE I consider her to be one of the better talented ones who seem to get overlooked or not used properly. In this Summerslam diva’s match I was happy to see Natalya beat Brie by submission, but was not impressed by the build up to it. Many moments of sluggish movements and hits with horrible taunting and horrible looking faces. I was referring to Brie Bella in all those negative comments.. I’m happy Natalya beat her. Next time Natalya should just put any of the Bella’s or other divas through a table… face first.. multiple times. Perfection! Anyways 4/10 would have been higher if Natalya put Brie through a table… GET THE TABLES!!
Ryback… This man’s story line is obviously and painfully going nowhere. Or it’s getting to a point where he bullies someone in the back Locker-room and that someone ends up fighting back, which leads to a match between them, which leads to the person beating Ryback, which leads to Ryback attacking him, which leads to Ryback eating is face because he’s hungry and wants to be fed more, which leads to Ryback taking the persons corpse dressing it as his child hood bully and ……. You see, this rant right here is Ryback story.. Going nowhere and no one cares… This time he makes this unknown guy who’s dressed as a wrestler drop his bag, then makes him pick it up while Ryback is standing on it, then asks him what he’s doing, then to stand up.. then to bend over and get bag… then too.. you know what, I don’t care anymore… This opinion is over. Ryback Sucks.. Hopefully Goldberg comes back for a minor period to completely injure Ryback and end these horrible segments which fill our brains with nothing but hate and anger and which drives us all to bully the next person or animal we see… Hello Cats you want food, here is your dam food.. *Throwing cat food on floor, cats still eat* BLAME RYBACK!
CM Punk vs Brock Lesner (8 out of 10) WINNER: Brock Lesner
This match had huge hype behind it and let me tell you, it was spectacular. I’m not a big fan of implementing MMA style into WWE wrestling because I’ve come to watch fake punches get thrown and acted as if you punched the persons eye out of their socket. But this match had a good mix up. Seeing Punk being thrown around like a ragdoll is awesome but seeing him fight back to a beast like Brock was even better. The match progression was well done with Paul Heyman always being the intruder and interfering in some way to either distract or impede Punk in anyway. The mixed techniques of Brock and Punk was interesting and you gotta love WWE restrictions right now *Sarcasm Alert*. not allowing wrestlers to take chair shots is stupid. You realise they can get fined just by aiming at a wrestlers head with a chair. I understand the concept behind it, it’s for safety purposes to protect the wrestlers; but from a fans point of view all I got to say is DAM!! Brock Lesner was a master at taking chair shots… The guy has a head of steel! But the match was great with a lot of back of forth face smashing, ass kicking fun. I give the match a 8/10.
Who the fuck is Brandon Hendrix and why should I care that he got a seat? Btw his seat wasn’t even a real placement in the arena, it was just 4 seats in front of the announcers during the Ziggler/Katlyn – Big E/ AJ Match. And he was eating Doritos chips the whole time. I hope he chocked a little bit at one point. But still, don’t know, don’t care, don’t eat Doritos for that reason… KI-BOSH DORITOS.. For now.
Ziggler/Kaitlyn vs Big E./AJ (Did not really watch, but we’ll say ohhhh I don’t know 6.5) WINNER: Dolph Ziggler/ Kaitlyn
This was a match in which nothing interested me, seriously 80% of the match I just phased out and bugged my wife until it was over… And Big E makes us all cringe every time he lands on his back and spreads his legs due to impact.. Big E please find a new outfit, I know you may enjoy it and find it comfy but we don’t find it appealing. Our eyes cry in pain when you bend over, cry out for mercy when you lay down… Please, pants will do you right, find a good pair and just try them once.. As for the rest of the match; AJ and Kaitlyn were good with Kaitlyn spearing AJ on the outside of the ring and Ziggler and Big E performed as they have recently and that’s decent. I personally hope this story line is over and Ziggler can go on to bigger and better things. I’ve rated this based on what I saw, and that was the last 40 seconds.. 6.5/10
Really? Really? Really? Miz and Fucking Fandingo? For crying out loud this is just wasted space to justify their salaries… YOU CAN’T DANCE TWO-STEP MAN! And Miz can go suck his own ego in the mirror. Segment Over!
Daniel Bryan vs John Cena (9 out of 10) MATCH WINNER: Daniel Bryan / MITB WINNER: Randy Orton
YES YES YES YES!!! I’m an obvious Daniel Bryan fan, the guy can wrestle and entertain like a champion.. ohh shit wait he’s champion, YES YES YES!! Ohh SHIT NOW HE’S NOT! NO NO NO!!
This match got good, better, then the best as I watched my wife yelling at the TV because she absolutely hates Randy Orton… lol!! I love bugging her about him and was so satisfied to see that this Summer slam left such an impression on her… LOL she was so pissed. Anyway the match between Bryan and Cena was Great with a ton of highlights and back and forth action. Cena getting wonked to give him a nice bump on his left eye, and having his own STF placed against him. And Bryan kicking out of the AA and breaking out of the STF. And did you see the height on Cena’s leg drop of the top rope!!! That’s the highest I think I ever saw him go! Bryan has always impressed and the beard really does work for him. Bryan should just develop a faction with the most shaggiest beards in the WWE today… Obviously the Wyatt’s would be involved. But it could be The Herd of Goats, especially with those goat masks, very effective.
So Daniel wins and Randy Orton Comes out spewing his bodily fluids all over the arena. That man really oils himself up. So as Daniel tries to fight back the glare of off Randy’s body Triple H comes up from behind him and pedigree’s Daniel Bryan!! Instantly turning triple h a heel and aligning himself with Randy Orton to what I think is the induction of a true Champion that the WWE can portrait as the face of the company.
I do like the story line and ideas behind this, and this can work for Bryan to portrait the little man overcoming impossible odds to win the WWE Championship. I give this match a 9/10. Great match, great outcome, great to see my wife so pissed at Randy Orton and Triple H. HA!!
This blog article is a first in what I hope to be many. I am more incline to write about wrestling considering I’m a huge 27 year old dork. But still have an open mind to different subjects and issues. Once I get all my social flaber-gasters on their way I will let everyone know where to point and click. For the time being let me know what you think and hope to write to you guys soon.