Alright, round two but this time I provide you the spoilers for this fridays airing of Smackdown.
Sit back, open your eyes, and enjoy the stories WWE decides to show us!
Adam Rose vs. El Locale
Winner: Adam Rose
Tyson Kidd vs. Sami Zayn
Winner: Tyson Kidd
Video: Recapping the surgery announcement from Daniel Bryan.
In Ring: Cena comes out to a big reaction to address Bray Wyatt challenge for Payback. The footage of the challenge is played from this past Raw. Cena begins with a nut joke and puking out the singing gimmick. He accepts the challenge at Payback and challenges any member of the Wyatt family to a match for Smackdown.
Bray Wyatt appears on the titon-tron. He hypes up Payback and their match and refers to Cena as a “funny man.” Bray thanks Cena for finding him a cure, and sings to close the segment.
Video: Bolieve vignette was shown.
The Usos vs. Cody Rhodes & Goldust
Winners: The Usos
It was a slow match but ended on a high note as the Usos picked up the win. Afterwards, Cody complained to JBL, who was on commentary, and then left without Goldust. Cody’s aggravation is beginning to show.
El Torito vs Heath Slator
Winner: El Torito
That’s right, you read that correctly. El Torito pins Slator with a roll-up after some mis-communication between both of them.
Video: Recap of Raw where the Shield attacked Evolution and stood tall by the ending of the night.
Nikki Bella vs. Natalya (Eva Marie was Special Referee)
Winner: Nikki Bella
The crowd for some reason gave Eva a good reaction, but as usual bad match and Nikki wins with a roll-up. Natalya was all over Eva after the match.
Backstage: Dolph Ziggler delivered a serious promo about facing Batista
Dolph Ziggler vs. Batista
Winner: Dolph Ziggler by DQ
Batista went down low with an obvious low-blow for the DQ. He hit the Batista Bomb on Ziggler after the match. He begins leaving but returns and delivers another Batista bomb but on the barricade this time. The refs run out and attend to Dolph Ziggler with no signs of the Shield anywhere.
Video: Bo Dallas debuts next week on Smackdown
Sheamus came out and spotted a woman with an “I’d trade my husband for Sheamus” poster. He gave her his t-shirt.
Sheamus vs. Titus O’Neil
Titus cut a pre-match promo in which he mocked Sheamus for being foreign and holding the U.S. Title. He asked Sheamus what color he was and described him as “hot mayonnaise.” There was more racially tinged comments and then he said he wasn’t afraid of ghosts. The bell rang and Sheamus hit the Brogue Kick for the win and a big pop.. That ends that..
Santino Marella (w/ Emma) vs. Damien Sandow
Winner: Santino Marella
Santino won with the cobra in less than a minute.. More horrible matches for Damien.
R-Truth vs. Cesaro (w/ Paul Heyman)
In Ring: Cena came out for his open challange to the Wyatt Family and got a decent ovation. The Wyatt’s surrounded the ring but before they all could attack the Usos run out to offer support. Bray send in Erick to face Cena.
John Cena (w/ The Usos) vs. Erick Rowan (w/ Bray Wyatt and Luke Harper)
Winner: John Cena
Cena had the STF locked in as Luke ran in to break the hold. The Usos stopped him allowing Cena to hit the AA and gain the win.
This ends Smackdown.
Wyatt sat at the top of the ramp to close the taping. Cena asked the crowd if they wanted to see one more match. He called out the Wyatt Family for a six-man tag. Wyatt refused at first. Cena got the crowd chanting “you suck” at Wyatt which did it. Except it didn’t. Cena called for the bell. The Wyatt’s ran to the ring to avoid the count out.
John Cena & The Usos vs. The Wyatt Family
Winner: John Cena & The Usos
There was a triple Five Knuckle Shuffle and a double splash on Harper. There was a triple pin to send the crowd home happy to end the show…
There we go, hope I didn’t ruin your week. Who am I kidding, If you read through this whole thing, well that was your own problem.
Thank for reading and as usual
Cause Carnage, Watch Wrestling!
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